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Chilean, anti-racist, anti-authoritarianism (f*** Bonoro, f*** Maduro), social democrat, football (soccer), rugby and Gaelic football fan, social worker, astronomist, anime and movie watcher. Yes that's it's me... I suppose.

Best (Gapian) countries of the world (according to me)

Here is a mix between my favorite countries in particular and countries that I like from the Gapian canon. And yes, the list is in order.

  • Hisqaida: Good weather, beautiful landscapes, stable politics... Woo-hoo, I hit the jackpot! Marge dear, would you kindly pass me a completo?
    • Completo?! What's a completo?!
    • AAAAAAARGH!
  • Voltrand: It's Finland, do I have to say something else?
  • Karistia: Insert Obama gives a medal to Obama meme here.
  • Cenhasia: Fuck Borgen. All my homies loves Magtir Spils.
  • Lenmark/Feronia: HAPPY DAY OF LEIF ERIKSON!
  • Dwesen: Dwesen in here for be a great country, and a excellent place to live.
    • Ok Zoltan, you can let me go before i get Suedisham syndrome?
  • Kyowa: Hokusei lite.
  • South Matamah: Revolução dos cravos intensifies...
    • Ergue-te: How cute...
    • Chega!: Yeah, how cute...
  • Hokusei: I love its culture, its politeness, its technology...
    • And the anime, right?
    • And the... don't judge me.
  • Castilla: Vení y fúmate un faso conmigo ¿Surtalina? No lo conozco bó.
  • New Eusland: What do I see two islands, three sheep and two houses. Well that.
  • Baltykia: Reistasa and Lunesia best constituent countries
    • And Livnia?
    • Who?
  • Canovy: I invite you to a round of this... diesel gasoline that you are drinking.
    • It's Guinness, you weirdo.
    • Irleise: Are you kidding me?
  • Liberdesia: Best Meridecian country... of Meridecia
  • Viride: Developed Colombia and ¡CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO TRIPLE HP! ¡CELEBRALO VIRIDE!
    • Gonorrhea
  • Vradivan Islands: Singapore no, Vradiva ye... * Message fails to send, thanks for use SingTel *
    • Vradiva without bardo since 2018. And now less since Bannen won... I think.
  • Bluko: Fine, loko por paroli Esperanton.
  • Plamany... Plamany?: ¡POLICÍA NACIONAL! ¡ESTA BAJO ARRESTO POR SECESIONISTA! ¡ARRIBA LATINOLIA!
    • But the referendum it already happened, and above all we lost.
    • I don't care, go into the car.
  • Basquez Country: Ikusi mendizaleak, baso eta zelaiak, mendi tontor gainera, igo behar dugu. Ez nekeak, ez da bide txarra; gora, gora, neska-mutilak, a, a, a, Gu euskaldunak gara, Euskal Herrikoak.
    • Latinolian police: ¡¿USTED DE NUEVO?! ¡REALMENTE ES INCORREGIBLE!

My countries

The majority of my nations are mock of something, think about it before reading on. Hahaha.

Quemurilla

  • The first Gapian country made.
  • It's a nationalist African dictatorship democracy like Equatorial Guinea, Somalia or Namibia.
  • Mock of autoritarian African republics.
  • It was going to be my main country, but other things happened.
  • It's a homage to another two fictional countries, one to the game Dolmatovia (Bogracas) and Nationstates (Catalonian Africa).
  • I created it to be a "Capitalistic North Korea".
  • Rules about Quemurilla
    • Dersboznia is evil, unless you talk about the "Great Dersboznia" (union betwen Quemurilla and Dersboznia)
    • Xi'Ang is evil, unless they buy oil.
    • The ONFU is law, unless criticizing you, when it happens that is a commie institution.
    • Democracy? Oh yeah, emmmm... wait a minute. *Fly to São João*
    • Oil is our business
      • No problem, the oil price is fine, 50 dollars... 30 dollars... 10 dollars.. -5 dollars, I have to go!
    • People around the world celebrating that your country accepts the opposition in elections.
      • Quemurilla: Buenas tardes ¿Se saben ese chiste en donde hacen elecciones en Quemurilla?... Ese es el chiste.

Vradivan Islands

  • The main country, and for a strange reason everyone's (?) favorite.
    • That's the reason why The Testcardiologist got interested in Singapore. Signed, yours truly.
  • I had never heard of Singapore before making this country, but I love to think that it would be its "progresist" version.
  • The country it's a self-mock from far back many years ago, also is a mock of Twitter users (you know, those guys who think they know everything, and think they do it all right when in reality it is not)
  • Also the country is taken from a childish game (with Noega I will explain more on it)
  • TV Mundo/OrgMundo I did it as a monopoly and powerful company, which just like the country things never work out.
  • Rules about Vradiva.
    • I hope you have brought your boxing gloves.
    • In (most) conversations no honorifics are used.
      • Hokusei: Pathetic.
      • Kyowa: Kyaa... uwu
      • Murakami: меня.
      • Shokaiwán: BURADIBA!
        • Vrádiva: Shokaiwan
        • SHK: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of investing away, you're coming to me?
        • VI: I can't buy Soara to Orgmundo wihtout closer.
        • SHK: HO HO! They come as close as you like.
    • A "seiyuu" (voice actor) who worked in 3 "vranimes", it's automatically nationalized (Have fun finding out who the "lucky ones" are).
      • Psyco-Pass is better than Mob Psyco, Fire Force, Anohana, Hamefura, Ueno-san, Murenaze!, Nagato-san, Takagi-san and Konosuba... But Estrellas del Balompie is best vranime 11/10.
        • Good ending: Vradiva being champion against Palesia.
        • Bad ending: Is only a animation.
      • The Vradivan dub are good, but I like this (Palesian Portuguese dub)
        • Vranimes só na Rede MegahertzPalésia
        • Vradivan VA's: Me estas weando onii-chan?
    • Buy histories from Hokusei, then say you did them. Profit!
      • お兄さん! やめて,ください!
    • Vradiva never qualified to a FFAI World Cu... shit, that rule is broken.
      • TIERRA DE GLORIA! ES LA TIERRA DE GLORIA!
      • Por fin, una copa del mun...
        • Covid-19: Surprise!
    • OrgMundo is the best, even when it isn't. Remember it.
      • Mr. Cuellar is God.
      • Mr OrgMundo. How much "inspiration" will we take from Sigma?
        • Yes.
      • Turner = badgood. Disney = bad. (CIRCA 2019)
      • We have a two hour slot to fill in. What do we do?
        • Let's invent a soccer tournament and broadcast it.
      • Mister Cuellar. A company from Pacifilavia took our logo.
        • (...) MEDIACLONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
          • oclonecommercialbreaktheme.mp3
      • Long live the Social-CommunitariarismJustice Party
    • You hate the URA, but love HIQ, HOK and the EU. No question it.
      • Ok, Hisqaida you are my new best friend (tears Brussia photo)
        • Brussia: AAAAAX!
    • Bubblegums only in Castilla or Gritain.
    • Internet Positivo/Internet Positif (2008-2019) exists
      • The Vradivan with a VPN: Eusqania, Eusqania, God shed His grace on thee! And crown thy good with brotherhood! From sea to shining sea!
        • (Hisqish flag waves in the background)
    • If you not watch "The man behind the world" or "Die, dringo, die" you didn't have childhood.
    • Vradivan things are better, like my Mitta-Cola... Ah, delicious. (Aaaand cut) PFFF... That tastes horrible. Bring me that Coke.
      • Is Pepsi okay?
    • 2020: Ok, search in google what is a real liberal democracy... hmmmm...
      • HIQ: You now are a liberal democracy, Vradiva, and it's time you start acting like one.
      • VI: Yey!... Oh... But I don't sure any who how.
      • HIQ: Let me to demonstrate. First poof out your chest... Now, say "freedom of expression".
      • VI: Freedom of expression.
      • HIQ: Now you most to acquire a taste for Freeform Jazz.
      • Acquiring taste to Freeform Jazz
      • HIQ: OK Vradiva, you're ready!

New Alacania

  • The country I was "forced" to make
  • Made between a country called Nova Atacama (Nationstates) and a Alt History that I made... Ah, and my homeland (!)
    • How take the most boring place of Chile and make it a nation... Well the most boring place after Ñuble, Maule and Aisén regions.
      • DonOnce and Gineki: BAN intensifies
  • NA supposedly was supposed to be more crazy than VI because his model from NS, since its base was a little mock nation.
    • A FUCKING LITTLE ISLAND THAT SINKS EVERY YEAR AND HAD THE DOUBLE OF POPULATION THAN CHINA!
    • Civil wars and nudism intensifies.
  • Cronica TV it's taken for that reason.
  • To make it more consistent take a little bit of Peru too.
    • [insert a song of La Tigresa del Oriente here]
    • Perdone pé!
  • Rules about New Alacania.
    • Have a glass of wine, drink it.
    • Nothing happens? Drink another glass of wine.
    • Repeat the procedure until you fall drunk into a copper mine.
    • How do you think they have made such idiotic decisions? Well at least winning the IIWW.
      • Really how winning to Nacarv Hisqaida?
        • Hisqaida: It is something that I would also like to know.
    • ¡LO ECHARON POR TROLO! ¡DISCRIMINACIÓN!
    • Come to New Alacania, a beautiful land with good people, and remember if you buy this tour package in the next 30 minutes you could be the next president of the country for a day! (You could suffer an impeachment before 24 hours, it is recommended not to have legal problems in your country of origin) NEW ALACANIA, LAND OF OPPORTUNITIES!
    • ¡SE TEME LO PEOR!
    • Look a donkey.
      • Alacamenian: Yeah... You want it with eggs, tomato or fries?
      • Tourist: Wait? What?
    • Congratulations, you are the new president of New Alacania.
      • Look at the new day in the horizon.
      • Is hour of your first project. What are you going to do?
      • Oh no.
      • You're impeached, better luck next time.
    • Hisqish: Alacania es una mierda.
      • Alacamenian: Eso no me lo dices en la cara.
    • Alacamenian: Alacania es una mierda.
      • Other Alacamenian: Lo sé.
    • Vradivan Islands: Te dije que pusieras tu vino en el posa vasos * take out the Vradivan political crisis (2018-2020) *
      • New Alacania: ¿Crees que eso es una crisis política?... * take out the Alacanian political crisis (2016-p) *
      • New Alacania: ¡Esto es una crisis política!
      • New Alacania: Uy, ay, ahí voy... * falls *
        • Karistia: Urgh...

Karistia

  • My personal favorite country (made for me). Yes even if nothing happens in that place.
  • I personally wanted to take Finland, but seeing that it was a bot country, form this little monarchy.
  • Yes, Finland is my favorite country, more than Japan.
  • The name is taken from Dolmatovia, a political roleplay spaniard game.
    • Long live to the Socdem Party! (but if you did nothing for them)
      • Did I? (disintegrates)
  • Rules about Karistia.
    • HO! HO! HO! Motherfuckers!
    • Take down and relaxing to the most neutral country of Gapia.
      • Switzvein and Cheyenne: Are you challenging us?!
    • We not are Voltrand (Unfortunately)
    • Do not avoid taxes, and if you do, do not send an email to a Vradivan or São João bank.
      • Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal!
        • Oh, it's too hot today.
    • Hey, it's too quiet here.
      • Too quiet.
        • ...
          • Fuck, I'd better go to New Alacania.
    • No dub, only sub.
      • Karistian in Palesia, Latin Atlansia, Anglosaw or another country of Nordesia: Hey, I understand that language. :)
    • Aurora borealis.
      • Aurora borealis? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
        • Yes!
          • May I see it?
            • No.
      • Karistia! The Bisterdans are attacking the tundra!
        • No, mother, it's just the Northern lights!
        • Well, Karistia, you're an odd fellow, but I must say: you steam a good ham.

Quranim

  • Quranim. Nice, quiet Quranim. :)
    • Karistia: IT'S A 2319!
    • NEWLAND MI6 COMES
    • Quranim: Oh not again.
  • A homage to a videogame, a very successful one... About lawyers. Now I just ate that hamburger boy.
    • Hokuiifornication (?)
    • TAKE THAT!
    • HOLD IT!
  • Also take some to Nepal and Bhutan.
  • Rules about Quranim
    • Remember is a "feminist" country, don't behave like an idiot.
    • Be happy. That is very important.
    • Hardwork in the countryside... Or in tourism.
    • Are you sure that Mount Everest is not here?
    • And for God's sake, never get the queen pregnant. See you next friends.
      • Sir! We are the Quranimese Police! Stop it!
    • Seriously you make a phantom city in middle of nowhere?
    • Kids Central was here on cable in the 2000s, downloaded from an Astro receiver.

Noega

  • Noega the last, and the true Vradiva enemy.
    • Noega: Who is Vradiva's greatest enemy?
    • Vradiva: Atlansia.
    • Noega: Before that.
    • Vradiva: Hokusei.
    • Noega: Before that.
    • Vradiva: Hokusei again.
  • Noega is made for a ex-friend fictional country who played with him, is practically a Vradivan up side mirror.
  • A paradise in the Transalic, with beautiful coasts.
  • E falam PARABÉNS! 우에!
  • Rules about Noega
    • Reject the republics... Except South Matamah, Palesia and True Yarea.
      • Noega: Abaixo as repúblicas!
      • South Matamah: What?
      • Noega: Not you.
      • Palesia: How I envy you...
    • We love the liberties, and you too... Except if you are a populist.
    • Look that beautiful sea... The sea... The se... Excuse me, go to the men's bathroom.
    • I don't understand, i make everything better than Vradiva. Why I are underdevelopment?
      • Vradiva: You tried make anime more than doramas?
      • Noega: Of course I... TRIGGERED
    • Some day you conquer Vradiva.
      • Castilla, Latinolia and Anglosaw: First time?
      • Hokusei: You want conquer Vradiva? I will be your teacher.
      • Noega: I prefer Yarea to teach me.
    • Free press!
      • The king is... (Noega gov: The king is what?!) A beautiful person.
    • South Matamah: We gave you our language, our culture, our cuisine and our companies to invest on you. Why are you still a mess?
      • Noega: Huh, Vradiva?
      • Vradiva: Nani? Que weá?

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