Vengatio1

Chilean, anti-racist, anti-authoritarianism (f*** Bonoro, f*** Maduro), socdem, football, rugby and gaelic football fan, social worker, astronomist, anime and movie watcher. Yes that's it's me... I suppose.

Best (Gapian) countries of the world (according to me)

Here is a mix between my favorite countries in particular and countries that I like from the Gapian canon. And yes, the list is in order.

Hisqaida
Voltrand
Karistia
Cenhasia
Lenmark
Dwesen
Kyowa
South Matamah
Hokusei
Castilla
New Eusland
Baltykia
Canovy
Liberdesia
Viride
Bluko
Plamany... Plamany?

My countries

The mayority of my nations are mock of something, think about it before reading on. Hahaha.

Quemurilla

The first gapian country made.
It's a nationalist african ~~dictatorship~~ democracy like Equatorial Guinea, Somalia or Namibia.
Mock of autoritarian African republics.
It was going to be my main country, but other things happened.
It's a homenage to another two ficticional countries, one to the game Dolmatovia (Bogracas) and Nationstates (Catalonian Africa).
I created it to be a "Capitalistic North Korea".
Rules about Quemurilla
- Dersboznia is the evil, unless you talk about the "Great Dersboznia" (Union betwen Quemurilla and Dersboznia)
- Xi'ang is the evil, unless buy oil.
- The ONFU is law, unless critizing you, when it happens that is a commie institution.
- Democracy? Oh yeah, emmmm... wait a minute. *Fly to ãao João*
- Oil is our business
  - No problem, the oil price is fine, 50 dolars... 30 dolars... 10 dolars.. -5 dolars, i have to go!

Vradivan Islands

The main country, and for a strange reason everyone's (?) favorite.
- That's the reason why The Testcardiologist got interested in Singapore. Signed, yours truly.
I had never heard of Singapore before making this country, but I love to think that it would be its "progresist" version.
The country it's a self-mock from far back many years ago, also is a mock of Twitter users (you know, those guys who think they know everything, and think they do it all right when in reality it is not)
Also the country is taken from a childish game (with Noega I will explain more on it)
TV Mundo/OrgMundo I did it as a monopoly and powerful company, which just like the country things never work out.
Rules about Vradiva.
- I hope you have brought your boxing gloves.
- A "seiyuu" (voice actor) who worked in 3 "vranimes", it's automatically nationalized (Have fun finding out who the "lucky ones" are).
  - Psyco-Pass is better than Mob Psyco, Fire Force, Anohana, Hamefura, Ueno-san, Murenaze!, Nagato-san, Takagi-san and Konosuba... But Estrellas del Balompie is best vranime 11/10.
    - Good ending: Vradiva being champion against Palesia.
    - Bad ending: Is only a animation.
  - The vradivan dub are good, but I like this (palesian dub)
    - Vranimes só na Rede ~~Megahertz~~Palesia
    - Vradivan VA's: Me estas weando onii-chan?
- Buy histories from Hokusei, then say you did them. Profit!
  - お兄さん! やめて,ください!
- Vradiva never qualiyfing to a FFAI World Cu... shit, that rule is broken.
  - TIERRA DE GLORIA! ES LA TIERRA DE GLORIA!
  - Por fin, una copa del mun...
    - Covid-19: Surprise!
- OrgMundo is the best, even when it isn't. Remember it.
  - Mr. Cuellar is God.
  - Mr OrgMundo. How much "inspiration" will we take from Sigma?
    - Yes.
  - Turner = ~~Bad~~Good. Disney = Bad. (CIRCA 2019)
  - We have a 2 hour slot to fill in. What do we do?
    - Let's invent a soccer tournament and broadcast it.
  - Mister Cuellar. A company from Pacifilavia took our logo.
    - (...) MEDIACLONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      - oclonecommercialbreaktheme.mp3
  - Long live the ~~Social-Communitariarism~~Justicie Party
- You hate the URA, but love HIQ, HOK and the EU. No question it.
  - Ok Hisqaida you are my new best friend (Tear Brusia photo)
    - Brusia: AAAAAX!
- Bubble gums only in Castilla or Gritain.
- If you not watch "The man behind the world" or "Die, dringo, die" you didn't have childhood.
  - Nuestra jornada en la historia del pequeño Cuellarcito comienza en una pequeña villa a nueve mil novecientos kilometros de Distrito Federal, llamada Bahia Desano... (Begin of the documentary: The man behind the world)
- Vradivan things are better, like my Mitta-Cola... Ah delicious. (Aaaand cut) PFFF... That taste horrible. Bring me that Pepsi.
- Ok, search in google what is a real liberal democracy... hmmmm...
  - HIQ: Now you are a liberal democracy Vradiva, and it's time you start acting like one.
  - VI: Yey!... Oh... But I don't sure any who how.
  - HIQ: Let me to demonstrate. First poof out your chest... Now, say big words like "freedom of expression".
  - VI: Freedom of expression.
  - HIQ: Now you most to acquire a taste for Free form Jazz.
  - Acquiring taste to Free form Jazz
  - HIO: Okay Vradiva you ready!

New Alacania

The country I was "forced" to make
Made betwen a country called Nova Atacama (Nationstates) and a Alt History who i make... Ah, and my homeland (!)
NA supposly was supposed to be more crazy than VI because his model from NS, since its base was a little mock nation.
- A FUCKING LITTLE ISLAND THAT SINKS EVERY YEAR AND HAD THE DOUBLE OF POPULATION THAT CHINA!
- Civil wars and nudism intensifies.
Cronica TV it's taken for that reason.
To make it more consistent take a little bit of Peru too.
- [Insert A song of La Tigresa del Oriente here]
- Perdone pé!
Rules about New Alacania.
- Have a glass of wine, drink it.
- Nothing happens? Drink another glass of wine.
- Repeat the procediment until you fall drunk into a copper mine.
- How do you think they have made such idiotic decisions? Well at least winning the IIWW.
- Really how winning to Nacorev Hisqaida?
  - Hisqaida: It is something that I would also like to know.
- ¡LO ECHARON POR TROLO! ¡DISCRIMINACIÓN!
- Come to New Alacania, a beautiful land with good people, and remember if you buy this tour package in the next 30 minutes you could be the next president of the country for a day! (You could suffer an impeachment before 24 hours, it is recommended not to have legal problems in your country of origin) NEW ALACANIA LAND OF OPORTUNITIES!
- ¡SE TEME LO PEOR!
- Look a donkey.
  - Alacamenian: Yeah... You want it with egg, tomato or french potato?
  - Tourist: Wait? What?
- Conglatulations, you are the new president of New Alacania.
  - Look at the new day in the horizon.
  - Is hour of your first project. What are you going to do?
  - Oh no.
  - You're impeached, better luck next time.
- Hisqish: Alacania es una mierda.
  - Alacamenian: Eso no me lo dices en la cara.
- Alacamenian: Alacania es una mierda.
  - Other Alacamenian: Lo sé.

Karistia

My personal favorite country (made for me). Yes even if nothing happens in that place.
I personally wanted to take Finland, but seeing that it was a bot country, form this little monarchy.
Yes, Finland it's my favorite country, more than Japan.
The name is taken from Dolmatovia, a political roleplay spaniard game.
- Long live to the Socdem Party! (But if you did nothing for him)
Rules about Karistia.
- HO! HO! HO! Motherfuckers!
- Take down and relaxing to the most neutral country of Gapia.
  - Switzvein and Cheyenne: Are you challenging us?!
- We not are Voltrand (Unfortunately)
- Do not avoid taxes, and if you do, do not send an email to a Vradivan or São João bank.
  - Ahhh, it's too hot today.
- Hey It's too quiet here.
  - Too quiet.
    - ...
      - Fuck, I better go to New Alacania.
- No dub, only sub.
  - Karistian in Palesia, Latin Atlansia, Anglosaw or another country of Nordesia: Hey, I understand that language. :)
- Aurora borealis.
  - Aurora borealis? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
    - Yes!
      - May I see it?
        No.

Quranim

Quranim. Nice, quiet Quranim. :)
- Karistia: IT'S A 2319!
- NEWLAND MI6 COMES
- Quranim: Oh not again.
A homenage to a videogame, very succesfull... About lawers. Now ate that hamburger boy.
- Hokuiiforniation (?)
- TAKE THAT!
- HOLD IT!
Also take some to Nepal and Bhutan.
Rules about Quranim
- Remember is a "feminist" country, don't behave like an idiot.
- Be happy. That is very important.
- Hardwork in the countryside... Or in tourism.
- Are you sure that Mount Everest is not here?
- And for God sake, never get pregnant the queen. See you next friends.
  - Sir! We are the Quranimese Police! Stop it!
- Seriously you make a phantom city in middle of nowhere?
- Kids Central was here on cable in the 2000s, downloaded from an Astro receiver.

Noega

Noega the last, and the true Vradiva enemy.
- Noega: Who is Vradiva's greatest enemy?
- Vradiva: Atlansia.
- Noega: Before that.
- Vradiva: Hokusei.
- Noega: Before that.
- Vradiva: Hokusei again.
Noega is made for a ex friend ficticional country who played with him, is practicaly a Vradivan up side mirror.
A paradise in the Transalic, with beautiful coasts.
E falam PARABÉNS! 우에!
Rules about Noega
- Reject the republics... Except South Matamah, Palesia and True Yarea.
  - Noega: Abaixo as repúblicas!
  - South Matamah: What?
  - Noega: Not you.
  - Palesia: How I envy you...
- We love the liberties, and you too... Except if you are a populist.
- Look that beautiful sea... The sea... The se... Excuse me, go to the mens bathroom.
- I don't understand, i make everything better than Vradiva. Why I are underdevelopment?
  - Vradiva: You tried make anime more than doramas?
  - Noega: Of course I... TRIGGERED
- Some day you conquer Vradiva.
  - Castilla, Latinolia and Anglosaw: First time?
  - Hokusei: You want conquer Vradiva? I will be your teacher.
  - Noega: I prefer teach me Yarea.
- Free press!
  - The king is... (Noega gov: The king is what?!) A beautiful person.
- South Matamah: We gave you our language, our culture, our cuisine and our companies to invest on you. Why are you still a mess?
  - Noega: Huh, Vradiva?

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