Chilean, anti-racist, anti-authoritarianism (f*** Bonoro, f*** Maduro), social democrat, football (soccer), rugby and Gaelic football fan, social worker, astronomist, anime and movie watcher. Yes that's it's me... I suppose.
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Best (Gapian) countries of the world (according to me)
Here is a mix between my favorite countries in particular and countries that I like from the Gapian canon. And yes, the list is in order.
- Hisqaida: Good weather, beautiful landscapes, stable politics... Woo-hoo, I hit the jackpot! Marge dear, would you kindly pass me a completo?
- Completo?! What's a completo?!
- AAAAAAARGH!
- Voltrand: It's Finland, do I have to say something else?
- Karistia: Insert Obama gives a medal to Obama meme here.
- Cenhasia: Fuck Borgen. All my homies loves Magtir Spils.
- Lenmark/Feronia: HAPPY DAY OF LEIF ERIKSON!
- Dwesen: Dwesen in here for be a great country, and a excellent place to live.
- Ok Zoltan, you can let me go before i get Suedisham syndrome?
- Kyowa: Hokusei lite.
- South Matamah: Revolução dos cravos intensifies...
- Ergue-te: How cute...
- Chega!: Yeah, how cute...
- Hokusei: I love its culture, its politeness, its technology...
- And the anime, right?
- And the... don't judge me.
- Castilla: Vení y fúmate un faso conmigo ¿Surtalina? No lo conozco bó.
- New Eusland: What do I see two islands, three sheep and two houses. Well that.
- Baltykia: Reistasa and Lunesia best constituent countries
- And Livnia?
- Who?
- Canovy: I invite you to a round of this... diesel gasoline that you are drinking.
- It's Guinness, you weirdo.
- Irleise: Are you kidding me?
- Liberdesia: Best Meridecian country... of Meridecia
- Viride: Developed Colombia and ¡CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO TRIPLE HP! ¡CELEBRALO VIRIDE!
- Gonorrhea
- Vradivan Islands: Singapore no, Vradiva ye... * Message fails to send, thanks for use SingTel *
- Vradiva without bardo since 2018. And now less since Bannen won... I think.
- Bluko: Fine, loko por paroli Esperanton.
- Plamany... Plamany?: ¡POLICÍA NACIONAL! ¡ESTA BAJO ARRESTO POR SECESIONISTA! ¡ARRIBA LATINOLIA!
- But the referendum it already happened, and above all we lost.
- I don't care, go into the car.
- Basquez Country: Ikusi mendizaleak, baso eta zelaiak, mendi tontor gainera, igo behar dugu. Ez nekeak, ez da bide txarra; gora, gora, neska-mutilak, a, a, a, Gu euskaldunak gara, Euskal Herrikoak.
- Latinolian police: ¡¿USTED DE NUEVO?! ¡REALMENTE ES INCORREGIBLE!
My countries
The majority of my nations are mock of something, think about it before reading on. Hahaha.
Quemurilla
- The first Gapian country made.
- It's a nationalist African
dictatorshipdemocracy like Equatorial Guinea, Somalia or Namibia. - Mock of autoritarian African republics.
- It was going to be my main country, but other things happened.
- It's a homage to another two fictional countries, one to the game Dolmatovia (Bogracas) and Nationstates (Catalonian Africa).
- I created it to be a "Capitalistic North Korea".
- Rules about Quemurilla
- Dersboznia is evil, unless you talk about the "Great Dersboznia" (union betwen Quemurilla and Dersboznia)
- Xi'Ang is evil, unless they buy oil.
- The ONFU is law, unless criticizing you, when it happens that is a commie institution.
- Democracy? Oh yeah, emmmm... wait a minute. *Fly to São João*
- Oil is our business
- No problem, the oil price is fine, 50 dollars... 30 dollars... 10 dollars.. -5 dollars, I have to go!
- People around the world celebrating that your country accepts the opposition in elections.
- Quemurilla: Buenas tardes ¿Se saben ese chiste en donde hacen elecciones en Quemurilla?... Ese es el chiste.
Vradivan Islands
- The main country, and for a strange reason everyone's (?) favorite.
- That's the reason why The Testcardiologist got interested in Singapore. Signed, yours truly.
- I had never heard of Singapore before making this country, but I love to think that it would be its "progresist" version.
- The country it's a self-mock from far back many years ago, also is a mock of Twitter users (you know, those guys who think they know everything, and think they do it all right when in reality it is not)
- Also the country is taken from a childish game (with Noega I will explain more on it)
- TV Mundo/OrgMundo I did it as a monopoly and powerful company, which just like the country things never work out.
- Rules about Vradiva.
- I hope you have brought your boxing gloves.
- In (most) conversations no honorifics are used.
- A "seiyuu" (voice actor) who worked in 3 "vranimes", it's automatically nationalized (Have fun finding out who the "lucky ones" are).
- Psyco-Pass is better than Mob Psyco, Fire Force, Anohana, Hamefura, Ueno-san, Murenaze!, Nagato-san, Takagi-san and Konosuba... But Estrellas del Balompie is best vranime 11/10.
- Good ending: Vradiva being champion against Palesia.
- Bad ending: Is only a animation.
- The Vradivan dub are good, but I like this (Palesian Portuguese dub)
- Vranimes só na Rede
MegahertzPalésia - Vradivan VA's: Me estas weando onii-chan?
- Vranimes só na Rede
- Psyco-Pass is better than Mob Psyco, Fire Force, Anohana, Hamefura, Ueno-san, Murenaze!, Nagato-san, Takagi-san and Konosuba... But Estrellas del Balompie is best vranime 11/10.
- Buy histories from Hokusei, then say you did them. Profit!
- お兄さん! やめて,ください!
- Vradiva never qualified to a FFAI World Cu... shit, that rule is broken.
- TIERRA DE GLORIA! ES LA TIERRA DE GLORIA!
- Por fin, una copa del mun...
- Covid-19: Surprise!
- OrgMundo is the best, even when it isn't. Remember it.
- Mr. Cuellar is God.
- Mr OrgMundo. How much "inspiration" will we take from Sigma?
- Yes.
- Turner = b
adgood. Disney = bad. (CIRCA 2019) - We have a two hour slot to fill in. What do we do?
- Let's invent a soccer tournament and broadcast it.
- Mister Cuellar. A company from Pacifilavia took our logo.
- (...) MEDIACLONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
- oclonecommercialbreaktheme.mp3
- (...) MEDIACLONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
- Long live the
Social-CommunitariarismJustice Party
- You hate the URA, but love HIQ, HOK and the EU. No question it.
- Ok, Hisqaida you are my new best friend (tears Brussia photo)
- Brussia: AAAAAX!
- Ok, Hisqaida you are my new best friend (tears Brussia photo)
- Bubblegums only in Castilla or Gritain.
- Internet Positivo/Internet Positif (2008-2019) exists
- The Vradivan with a VPN: Eusqania, Eusqania, God shed His grace on thee! And crown thy good with brotherhood! From sea to shining sea!
- (Hisqish flag waves in the background)
- The Vradivan with a VPN: Eusqania, Eusqania, God shed His grace on thee! And crown thy good with brotherhood! From sea to shining sea!
- If you not watch "The man behind the world" or "Die, dringo, die" you didn't have childhood.
- Nuestra jornada en la historia del pequeño Cuellarcito comienza en una pequeña villa a nueve mil novecientos kilometros de Distrito Federal, llamada Bahia Desano... (Begin of the documentary: The man behind the world)
- Vradivan things are better, like my Mitta-Cola... Ah, delicious. (Aaaand cut) PFFF... That tastes horrible. Bring me that Coke.
- Is Pepsi okay?
- 2020: Ok, search in google what is a real liberal democracy... hmmmm...
- HIQ: You now are a liberal democracy, Vradiva, and it's time you start acting like one.
- VI: Yey!... Oh... But I don't sure any who how.
- HIQ: Let me to demonstrate. First poof out your chest... Now, say "freedom of expression".
- VI: Freedom of expression.
- HIQ: Now you most to acquire a taste for Freeform Jazz.
- Acquiring taste to Freeform Jazz
- HIQ: OK Vradiva, you're ready!
New Alacania
- The country I was "forced" to make
- Made between a country called Nova Atacama (Nationstates) and a Alt History that I made... Ah, and my homeland (!)
- How take the most boring place of Chile and make it a nation... Well the most boring place after Ñuble, Maule and Aisén regions.
- DonOnce and Gineki: BAN intensifies
- How take the most boring place of Chile and make it a nation... Well the most boring place after Ñuble, Maule and Aisén regions.
- NA supposedly was supposed to be more crazy than VI because his model from NS, since its base was a little mock nation.
- A FUCKING LITTLE ISLAND THAT SINKS EVERY YEAR AND HAD THE DOUBLE OF POPULATION THAN CHINA!
- Civil wars and nudism intensifies.
- Cronica TV it's taken for that reason.
- To make it more consistent take a little bit of Peru too.
- [insert a song of La Tigresa del Oriente here]
- Perdone pé!
- Rules about New Alacania.
- Have a glass of wine, drink it.
- Nothing happens? Drink another glass of wine.
- Repeat the procedure until you fall drunk into a copper mine.
- How do you think they have made such idiotic decisions? Well at least winning the IIWW.
- Really how winning to Nacarv Hisqaida?
- Hisqaida: It is something that I would also like to know.
- Really how winning to Nacarv Hisqaida?
- ¡LO ECHARON POR TROLO! ¡DISCRIMINACIÓN!
- Come to New Alacania, a beautiful land with good people, and remember if you buy this tour package in the next 30 minutes you could be the next president of the country for a day! (You could suffer an impeachment before 24 hours, it is recommended not to have legal problems in your country of origin) NEW ALACANIA, LAND OF OPPORTUNITIES!
- ¡SE TEME LO PEOR!
- Look a donkey.
- Alacamenian: Yeah... You want it with eggs, tomato or fries?
- Tourist: Wait? What?
- Congratulations, you are the new president of New Alacania.
- Look at the new day in the horizon.
- Is hour of your first project. What are you going to do?
- Oh no.
- You're impeached, better luck next time.
- Hisqish: Alacania es una mierda.
- Alacamenian: Eso no me lo dices en la cara.
- Alacamenian: Alacania es una mierda.
- Other Alacamenian: Lo sé.
- Vradivan Islands: Te dije que pusieras tu vino en el posa vasos * take out the Vradivan political crisis (2018-2020) *
- New Alacania: ¿Crees que eso es una crisis política?... * take out the Alacanian political crisis (2016-p) *
- New Alacania: ¡Esto es una crisis política!
- New Alacania: Uy, ay, ahí voy... * falls *
- Karistia: Urgh...
Karistia
- My personal favorite country (made for me). Yes even if nothing happens in that place.
- I personally wanted to take Finland, but seeing that it was a bot country, form this little monarchy.
- Yes, Finland is my favorite country, more than Japan.
- The name is taken from Dolmatovia, a political roleplay spaniard game.
- Long live to the Socdem Party! (but if you did nothing for them)
- Did I? (disintegrates)
- Long live to the Socdem Party! (but if you did nothing for them)
- Rules about Karistia.
- HO! HO! HO! Motherfuckers!
- Take down and relaxing to the most neutral country of Gapia.
- Switzvein and Cheyenne: Are you challenging us?!
- We not are Voltrand (Unfortunately)
- Do not avoid taxes, and if you do, do not send an email to a Vradivan or São João bank.
- Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal!
- Oh, it's too hot today.
- Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal!
- Hey, it's too quiet here.
- Too quiet.
- ...
- Fuck, I'd better go to New Alacania.
- ...
- Too quiet.
- No dub, only sub.
- Karistian in Palesia, Latin Atlansia, Anglosaw or another country of Nordesia: Hey, I understand that language. :)
- Aurora borealis.
- Aurora borealis? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
- Yes!
- May I see it?
- No.
- May I see it?
- Yes!
- Karistia! The Bisterdans are attacking the tundra!
- No, mother, it's just the Northern lights!
- Well, Karistia, you're an odd fellow, but I must say: you steam a good ham.
- Aurora borealis? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Quranim
- Quranim. Nice, quiet Quranim. :)
- Karistia: IT'S A 2319!
- NEWLAND MI6 COMES
- Quranim: Oh not again.
- A homage to a videogame, a very successful one... About lawyers. Now I just ate that hamburger boy.
- Hokuiifornication (?)
- TAKE THAT!
- HOLD IT!
- Also take some to Nepal and Bhutan.
- Actually there's a Nepal and Bhutan in Istia... wait, there is two of them? Am I in the Matrix?
- Rules about Quranim
- Remember is a "feminist" country, don't behave like an idiot.
- Be happy. That is very important.
- Hardwork in the countryside... Or in tourism.
- Are you sure that Mount Everest is not here?
- And for God's sake, never get the queen pregnant. See you next friends.
- Sir! We are the Quranimese Police! Stop it!
- Seriously you make a phantom city in middle of nowhere?
- Kids Central was here on cable in the 2000s, downloaded from an Astro receiver.
Noega
- Noega the last, and the true Vradiva enemy.
- Noega: Who is Vradiva's greatest enemy?
- Vradiva: Atlansia.
- Noega: Before that.
- Vradiva: Hokusei.
- Noega: Before that.
- Vradiva: Hokusei again.
- Noega is made for a ex-friend fictional country who played with him, is practically a Vradivan up side mirror.
- A paradise in the Transalic, with beautiful coasts.
- E falam PARABÉNS! 우에!
- Rules about Noega
- Reject the republics... Except South Matamah, Palesia and True Yarea.
- Noega: Abaixo as repúblicas!
- South Matamah: What?
- Noega: Not you.
- Palesia: How I envy you...
- We love the liberties, and you too... Except if you are a populist.
- Look that beautiful sea... The sea... The se... Excuse me, go to the men's bathroom.
- I don't understand, i make everything better than Vradiva. Why I are underdevelopment?
- Vradiva: You tried make anime more than doramas?
- Noega: Of course I... TRIGGERED
- Some day you conquer Vradiva.
- Castilla, Latinolia and Anglosaw: First time?
- Hokusei: You want conquer Vradiva? I will be your teacher.
- Noega: I prefer Yarea to teach me.
- Free press!
- The king is... (Noega gov: The king is what?!) A beautiful person.
- South Matamah: We gave you our language, our culture, our cuisine and our companies to invest on you. Why are you still a mess?
- Noega: Huh, Vradiva?
- Vradiva: Nani? Que weá?
- Reject the republics... Except South Matamah, Palesia and True Yarea.
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- Movavi Video
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