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Vengatio1

  • I live in Belzerg
  • My occupation is Explosions

Chilean, anti-racist, anti-authoritarianism (f*** Bonoro, f*** Maduro), socdem, football, rugby and gaelic football fan, social worker, astronomist, anime and movie watcher. Yes that's it's me... I suppose.

Best (Gapian) countries of the world (according to me)

Here is a mix between my favorite countries in particular and countries that I like from the Gapian canon. And yes, the list is in order.

  • Hisqaida
  • Voltrand
  • Karistia
  • Cenhasia
  • Lenmark
  • Dwesen
  • Kyowa
  • South Matamah
  • Hokusei
  • Castilla
  • New Eusland
  • Baltykia
  • Canovy
  • Liberdesia
  • Viride
  • Bluko
  • Plamany... Plamany?

My countries

The mayority of my nations are mock of something, think about it before reading on. Hahaha.

Quemurilla

  • The first gapian country made.
  • It's a nationalist african dictatorship democracy like Equatorial Guinea, Somalia or Namibia.
  • Mock of autoritarian African republics.
  • It was going to be my main country, but other things happened.
  • It's a homenage to another two ficticional countries, one to the game Dolmatovia (Bogracas) and Nationstates (Catalonian Africa).
  • I created it to be a "Capitalistic North Korea".
  • Rules about Quemurilla
    • Dersboznia is the evil, unless you talk about the "Great Dersboznia" (Union betwen Quemurilla and Dersboznia)
    • Xi'ang is the evil, unless buy oil.
    • The ONFU is law, unless critizing you, when it happens that is a commie institution.
    • Democracy? Oh yeah, emmmm... wait a minute. *Fly to ãao João*
    • Oil is our business
      • No problem, the oil price is fine, 50 dolars... 30 dolars... 10 dolars.. -5 dolars, i have to go!

Vradivan Islands

  • The main country, and for a strange reason everyone's (?) favorite.
    • That's the reason why The Testcardiologist got interested in Singapore. Signed, yours truly.
  • I had never heard of Singapore before making this country, but I love to think that it would be its "progresist" version.
  • The country it's a self-mock from far back many years ago, also is a mock of Twitter users (you know, those guys who think they know everything, and think they do it all right when in reality it is not)
  • Also the country is taken from a childish game (with Noega I will explain more on it)
  • TV Mundo/OrgMundo I did it as a monopoly and powerful company, which just like the country things never work out.
  • Rules about Vradiva.
    • I hope you have brought your boxing gloves.
    • A "seiyuu" (voice actor) who worked in 3 "vranimes", it's automatically nationalized (Have fun finding out who the "lucky ones" are).
      • Psyco-Pass is better than Mob Psyco, Fire Force, Anohana, Hamefura, Ueno-san, Murenaze!, Nagato-san, Takagi-san and Konosuba... But Estrellas del Balompie is best vranime 11/10.
        • Good ending: Vradiva being champion against Palesia.
        • Bad ending: Is only a animation.
      • The vradivan dub are good, but I like this (palesian dub)
        • Vranimes só na Rede MegahertzPalesia
        • Vradivan VA's: Me estas weando onii-chan?
    • Buy histories from Hokusei, then say you did them. Profit!
      • お兄さん! やめて,ください!
    • Vradiva never qualiyfing to a FFAI World Cu... shit, that rule is broken.
      • TIERRA DE GLORIA! ES LA TIERRA DE GLORIA!
      • Por fin, una copa del mun...
        • Covid-19: Surprise!
    • OrgMundo is the best, even when it isn't. Remember it.
      • Mr. Cuellar is God.
      • Mr OrgMundo. How much "inspiration" will we take from Sigma?
        • Yes.
      • Turner = BadGood. Disney = Bad. (CIRCA 2019)
      • We have a 2 hour slot to fill in. What do we do?
        • Let's invent a soccer tournament and broadcast it.
      • Mister Cuellar. A company from Pacifilavia took our logo.
        • (...) MEDIACLONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
          • oclonecommercialbreaktheme.mp3
      • Long live the Social-CommunitariarismJusticie Party
    • You hate the URA, but love HIQ, HOK and the EU. No question it.
      • Ok Hisqaida you are my new best friend (Tear Brusia photo)
        • Brusia: AAAAAX!
    • Bubble gums only in Castilla or Gritain.
    • If you not watch "The man behind the world" or "Die, dringo, die" you didn't have childhood.
    • Vradivan things are better, like my Mitta-Cola... Ah delicious. (Aaaand cut) PFFF... That taste horrible. Bring me that Pepsi.
    • Ok, search in google what is a real liberal democracy... hmmmm...
      • HIQ: Now you are a liberal democracy Vradiva, and it's time you start acting like one.
      • VI: Yey!... Oh... But I don't sure any who how.
      • HIQ: Let me to demonstrate. First poof out your chest... Now, say big words like "freedom of expression".
      • VI: Freedom of expression.
      • HIQ: Now you most to acquire a taste for Free form Jazz.
      • Acquiring taste to Free form Jazz
      • HIO: Okay Vradiva you ready!

New Alacania

  • The country I was "forced" to make
  • Made betwen a country called Nova Atacama (Nationstates) and a Alt History who i make... Ah, and my homeland (!)
  • NA supposly was supposed to be more crazy than VI because his model from NS, since its base was a little mock nation.
    • A FUCKING LITTLE ISLAND THAT SINKS EVERY YEAR AND HAD THE DOUBLE OF POPULATION THAT CHINA!
    • Civil wars and nudism intensifies.
  • Cronica TV it's taken for that reason.
  • To make it more consistent take a little bit of Peru too.
    • [Insert A song of La Tigresa del Oriente here]
    • Perdone pé!
  • Rules about New Alacania.
    • Have a glass of wine, drink it.
    • Nothing happens? Drink another glass of wine.
    • Repeat the procediment until you fall drunk into a copper mine.
    • How do you think they have made such idiotic decisions? Well at least winning the IIWW.
    • Really how winning to Nacorev Hisqaida?
      • Hisqaida: It is something that I would also like to know.
    • ¡LO ECHARON POR TROLO! ¡DISCRIMINACIÓN!
    • Come to New Alacania, a beautiful land with good people, and remember if you buy this tour package in the next 30 minutes you could be the next president of the country for a day! (You could suffer an impeachment before 24 hours, it is recommended not to have legal problems in your country of origin) NEW ALACANIA LAND OF OPORTUNITIES!
    • ¡SE TEME LO PEOR!
    • Look a donkey.
      • Alacamenian: Yeah... You want it with egg, tomato or french potato?
      • Tourist: Wait? What?
    • Conglatulations, you are the new president of New Alacania.
      • Look at the new day in the horizon.
      • Is hour of your first project. What are you going to do?
      • Oh no.
      • You're impeached, better luck next time.
    • Hisqish: Alacania es una mierda.
      • Alacamenian: Eso no me lo dices en la cara.
    • Alacamenian: Alacania es una mierda.
      • Other Alacamenian: Lo sé.

Karistia

  • My personal favorite country (made for me). Yes even if nothing happens in that place.
  • I personally wanted to take Finland, but seeing that it was a bot country, form this little monarchy.
  • Yes, Finland it's my favorite country, more than Japan.
  • The name is taken from Dolmatovia, a political roleplay spaniard game.
    • Long live to the Socdem Party! (But if you did nothing for him)
  • Rules about Karistia.
    • HO! HO! HO! Motherfuckers!
    • Take down and relaxing to the most neutral country of Gapia.
      • Switzvein and Cheyenne: Are you challenging us?!
    • We not are Voltrand (Unfortunately)
    • Do not avoid taxes, and if you do, do not send an email to a Vradivan or São João bank.
      • Ahhh, it's too hot today.
    • Hey It's too quiet here.
      • Too quiet.
        • ...
          • Fuck, I better go to New Alacania.
    • No dub, only sub.
      • Karistian in Palesia, Latin Atlansia, Anglosaw or another country of Nordesia: Hey, I understand that language. :)
    • Aurora borealis.
      • Aurora borealis? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
        • Yes!
          • May I see it?
            • No.

Quranim

  • Quranim. Nice, quiet Quranim. :)
    • Karistia: IT'S A 2319!
    • NEWLAND MI6 COMES
    • Quranim: Oh not again.
  • A homenage to a videogame, very succesfull... About lawers. Now ate that hamburger boy.
    • Hokuiiforniation (?)
    • TAKE THAT!
    • HOLD IT!
  • Also take some to Nepal and Bhutan.
  • Rules about Quranim
    • Remember is a "feminist" country, don't behave like an idiot.
    • Be happy. That is very important.
    • Hardwork in the countryside... Or in tourism.
    • Are you sure that Mount Everest is not here?
    • And for God sake, never get pregnant the queen. See you next friends.
      • Sir! We are the Quranimese Police! Stop it!
    • Seriously you make a phantom city in middle of nowhere?
    • Kids Central was here on cable in the 2000s, downloaded from an Astro receiver.

Noega

  • Noega the last, and the true Vradiva enemy.
    • Noega: Who is Vradiva's greatest enemy?
    • Vradiva: Atlansia.
    • Noega: Before that.
    • Vradiva: Hokusei.
    • Noega: Before that.
    • Vradiva: Hokusei again.
  • Noega is made for a ex friend ficticional country who played with him, is practicaly a Vradivan up side mirror.
  • A paradise in the Transalic, with beautiful coasts.
  • E falam PARABÉNS! 우에!
  • Rules about Noega
    • Reject the republics... Except South Matamah, Palesia and True Yarea.
      • Noega: Abaixo as repúblicas!
      • South Matamah: What?
      • Noega: Not you.
      • Palesia: How I envy you...
    • We love the liberties, and you too... Except if you are a populist.
    • Look that beautiful sea... The sea... The se... Excuse me, go to the mens bathroom.
    • I don't understand, i make everything better than Vradiva. Why I are underdevelopment?
      • Vradiva: You tried make anime more than doramas?
      • Noega: Of course I... TRIGGERED
    • Some day you conquer Vradiva.
      • Castilla, Latinolia and Anglosaw: First time?
      • Hokusei: You want conquer Vradiva? I will be your teacher.
      • Noega: I prefer teach me Yarea.
    • Free press!
      • The king is... (Noega gov: The king is what?!) A beautiful person.
    • South Matamah: We gave you our language, our culture, our cuisine and our companies to invest on you. Why are you still a mess?
      • Noega: Huh, Vradiva?

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  • Movavi Video

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