Talk:Lidl (Anglosaw)/@comment-31524231-20190225193836/@comment-31524231-20191225220437

One day I went to Lidl

I was really, really hungry

I went to shoplift in Lidl

'Cause I had no money, money

I looked around and no one was looking, looking

So I put some juice in my pocket

And I walked towards the door

As I was walking, walking, walking on the shop-floor

I saw the security guard, he was Deinmarian, big black hench and raw

So I put my hands in my pocket and I walked towards the door

The security guard said "Ace, ace! what do you take me for?"