User:The Testcardiologist

22 from Portugal, who believes to have passed his prime and has many issues with his internet life. Believes that he is into country building rather than capturing/collecting TV videos nowadays. Also behaves like Rede Metrópole, among the users of Gapia.

Owner of three Gapian countries (Nouvelle Baie, the Waller Islands and Kaehia and babysitter of Surodecia). Also owner of Nara, but it's more personal.

Other personal favorite countries of mine:
 * Hisqaida - everything the US always wanted to be (Gineki)
 * Jysania - el mejor país de Trapanandia (DonOnce)
 * Azorita - beautiful country. But do you know what the country needs more of? Vaquinhas. (mavb98)
 * Arandia - Panama and the Dominican Republic got an ugly child. Remember to go to the Arandia Canal and then go to [Punta Cana]
 * Surodecia - technically a condominium with KansasJ. But still a civilized Peru (aer llora Nova Alacania) and Ecuador combined (aer llora Rencuesia)
 * South Matamah - everything that Portugal has always wanted to be (DonaldoC1997)
 * Anglosaw - I just like it, no words (DonaldoC1997)
 * Latinolia - HOSTIA TÍO COÑO ONDA VITAL A TODO GAS y no se olviden que os doblaxes galegos son os mellores do mundo. (DonOnce)
 * Talcia - el Chile cuico y la mejor parte de la Eurdecia talcinolia po (DonOnce)
 * Cenhasia - Lenmark's megalomaniacal brother (DonaldoC1997)
 * Murakami (Gineki)
 * Hokusei - the source of 80% of Jornal Metrópole's jokes. Also A Hokunet é Nossa.
 * Pacifilavia - everything that Malaysia and Singapore always wanted to be
 * Great Gritain - I ran out of ideas, but it's a Thai Philippines (DonOnce)
 * Otaku Pacifilavia - used to hate it but now it's getting better (Vengatio1)
 * Noega (Vengatio1)

Gineki, DonOnce and Vengatio1 son los mejores admins y tienen los mejores países Y LO DIGO EN ESPAÑOL COÑO LA LENGUA QUE NOS UNE.

Personal ranking of my favorite countries

 * 5: Vradivan Islands (Vengatio1)
 * 4: Nouvelle Baie (me)
 * 3: Talcia (DonOnce)
 * 2: Hokusei (bot)
 * 1: Hisqaida (Gineki)

Nouvelle Baie

 * My main country and the first one I owned.
 * In fact, Nouvelle Baie is actually older than Gapia, it was "founded" by DonOnce in 2014. He gave this wonderful part of Europe because he was too busy with his "Talcinolian" countries (every country he owns has historical connections with Latinolia or Talcia, with the exception of San Lorenzo probably)
 * Spanish used to be official before he changed its official language to French.
 * PBS used to be here before the United Republics were invented.
 * Coño, when RBC was PBS, PBS was ABS! (until 2017)
 * PBS was SRP.
 * (Talcian accent) Financiamiento para este programa fue obtenido gracias a la Corporación para la Radiodifusión Pública y gracias al aporte financiero de televidentes como tú. Gracias.
 * One of the cats from Sagwa: Xie xie.
 * MODERN NOUBAIESE CONSPIRACIES AGAINST XI'ANG INTENSIFIES
 * The country's name literally means "New Bay" but like Côte d'Ivoire there is no bilingualism in its English name.
 * Rules about Nouvelle Baie:
 * Maltese anthem used here
 * People are tolerant about foreign cultures, except Xi'Ang
 * Xi'Ang brings back memories of communism and the divided era
 * Some people think that Xi'Ang will collapse and become a democratic country, others think it will weaken and remain Communist, but either way, the Noubaiese would prefer going to the Vradivas instead because what they say about Xi'Ang might never happen.
 * Why the Vradivan Islands and not Centlands?
 * Are there any suspicions of Xi'Anguese Communism?
 * Nevermind, the guys at the PDO were probably influenced by the Vradivans who speak Japanese.
 * Comme dans la Rialmagne, il y a de l'Estalgie partout.
 * OstWest has a Noubaiese division, EstOuest. Available exclusively on the Russian packages of UPC, Carte and Télécom NB.
 * TNB above all!
 * People are mad about Eurdevision. When it's cancelled people show their frustration and aggravate the current crisis even further.
 * CANCELA LA EURDEVISIÓN JUNIOR COÑO. WE WANT IT NOW.
 * Ha ha ha, you need the vaccine.
 * I WANT THE VACCINE. I BELIEVE THAT THERE IS A SECRET LABORATORY IN BEAU PARC THAT IS STUDYING THE CREATION OF THE WORLD'S QUICKEST VACCINE. IN JUNE IT WILL BE READY, I PROMISE!
 * There used to be a pro-Hokusei and anti-Xi'Ang party that tried to Hokusei-ize the country. (I even had plans for a Japanese-speaking counterpart of the RTNB, NBHK, but the plans got shelved)
 * Nouvelle Baie felt like the deep web in 2019, the PDO thought that they were the only true party and they used it as a ploy to get more people radicalized by such a party
 * They are anti-Altice (except BFM TV, but when they talk about their CEO or criticize Nouvelle Baie, the operators simply block the signal)
 * It even had a colony in Perpora but was extremely tiny and was invading the Gerlanese Perpora
 * And they speak some Italian!
 * Souvainese is Corsican. Gineki said so (geographically, because it already has the island of Baris to the west)
 * This year there will be a new constitution.
 * The new constitution will ban 24-year old ratboys interested in animes and politics with one common goal: the plot of Gonghei 97.
 * Also all those grafittis hidden everywhere in the cities.
 * A reason why Richard Montpelier and the PDO will never return to media, politics and so on.

Waller Islands

 * The country used to belong to lukesams, and it used to be Oslana. He abandoned it. By the time I took over, Oslana wasn't as big as the older canons.
 * Contrary to popular belief, the country's name doesn't come from SpongeBob writer Vincent Waller but from a series from David Firth (creator of Salad Fingers), Waller FM.
 * It's supposed to be a democracy of some sort.
 * Rules about the Waller Islands:
 * You can call it just Waller Islands, but common consensus says it's the Waller Islands. Think of the Gambia.
 * Oddly enough it's a republic, unlike everybody else in the Caribsian that speaks English.
 * We all drive on the right side of the road, write in the Atlansian style and support Gloridia in everything
 * Portonovese Akan descendants make up a huge part of the population.
 * However they speak English and not Portuguese (they also speak English in Porto Novo)
 * That's probably the reason why English is widespread in Porto Novo.
 * 2016!
 * AVAILABLE IN ALL MUSSIC SHOPS THROUGHOUT THE WOLRD - HISQAIDA, URA, LENDRINS ITAINY, ROTERLAIN, LATINOLIA, ALLIANCIA .....
 * An Americanized pocket Ghana.
 * The country is rich.
 * São João: Am I a joke to you?
 * The people here are smart (hides AJ's secret laboratory).
 * IDK, blame Porto Novo for that.
 * Everyone who has a Twi-sounding name might have come from Portonovese territory in the past.
 * You were almost an Azoritean territory or another São João. Fate chose English and the Commonwealth.
 * Most pan-Caribsian companies are headquartered in the WI.
 * Digicel (Waller Islands) is a prime example.

Kaehia

 * I took over most of the territory of the Fernandine Islands, thinking that the rest would be given to bot countries representing Fiji and Tonga. Didn't happen. Even Gapia has its flaws.
 * Aer llora Roonycaryps92
 * Tuvalu Ulterior intensifies
 * Tio1.jpg intensifies
 * The Rota Islands were supposed to be to the west, bordering Noega's waters. Sometimes Gapia has its flaws but that doesn't prevent Gineki from making two maps a year with more and more quality than ever before
 * Rules about Kaehia:
 * Irrelevant New Eusland, nothing happens. Blame Costa Estela for creating a roadblock.
 * You know that you're richer than a poorer country that somehow is to the north of the richest country in Transania.
 * In other words, a Gapian/Transalic Ralph Wiggum. Even Temurania doesn't even understand what's going on.
 * Simpsons fans in Neurcasia: Ralph is Kaehia and the other countries are the rest of the class.
 * Either Bart or Lisa are Neurcasia and another one of the either class's students are New Eusland.
 * Why do people run from me? (pees and makes the shape of Kaehia in his pants)
 * Honestly the afternoon kids show (similar to New Euszealand's What Now?) at its height in 2000 looked like Batatoon and the Krusty the Clown show from The Simpsons on drugs, minus the clowns. And make it like YTV's The Zone.
 * Here, sweetie, have a Prime sweatshirt.
 * This is a KBC sweatshirt.
 * Yeah, that it zips all the way up!
 * You speak reo Taha, but you can still speak reo Maori
 * MIGHTY EUSLANDIA WILL RISE AGAIN.
 * No Spanish unless you come from the three Cs: Centralia, Castilla and Cenfestaro.
 * What about Nativia?
 * Necesito hablar con el señor Unculo. Primer nombre Quiero. (Neburosia?)
 * Quiero Unculo? Quiero Uncu... Hombre que es la última vez que me haces esto, la próxima vez te voy a matar!
 * Has a tax rebate that the Lanoas doesn't even have.
 * The main religions are all denominations of the Protestant Church of Newland that exist, the Free Wesleyan Church, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints and the Adventists.
 * Dolynesian Animism: Am I a joke to you? (cues LBC News theme)
 * That's kinda what makes the country have two faces, a bit like Hisqaida.
 * And Deinmar.
 * And Porto Novo.
 * For every 1000 Kaehian families, about 20 are backward.
 * Get them into the real world. If they don't act now, people like 600.000 Kaehian kids when they're age 30something are taking away their money and their girlfriends.
 * WITCHCRAFT IS THE DEVIL'S WORK
 * Masterwork 666 should have been made here, if it wasn't for conservative Deinmarians.
 * Supports Temurania even though they believe almost nobody lives there.
 * Almost nobody, as in "4 million people living in a crowded territory that somehow gets bigger"
 * Tá tudo aqui, na Telecó!
 * However relations with Temurania can be quite harsh. Many people think that Temurania is illegally occupying part of Kaehia.
 * Many Kaehians think of Temuranians the same way many countries think of the Xi'Anguese. They're angry, nasty, backward people.
 * Wait, are Temurania and Xi'Ang suing Kaehia?
 * Has a few influences of South Africa and Singapore.
 * Singapore, the inspiration of three countries: Pacifilavia, Otaku Pacifilavia and Kaehia
 * Did you know that even the Vradivan Islands are my favorite among Vengatio1.jpg's countries? Quranim being the second
 * Kaehia loves Anglosaw because of the Northesian Islands.
 * New Rota Islands?
 * Anglosaw, please invade Kaehia because we're not too relevant anymore
 * Anglosaw: I am a joke.
 * Should Rota become a sovereign country?
 * No.
 * No.
 * I said no.

Surodecia (adopted)

 * Technically the country isn't mine, it's KansasJ's country and the only one that isn't worthy of a bot country.
 * Not even Ecuador.
 * BTW, the only Ecuatorian things here are the national anthem, Delfín Quishpe and maybe Aceite Sabrosón (NO PUEDE SERRRRRR)
 * From Peru, maybe Twin Eagles Group.
 * HA HA HA HA. RONALDINHO SOCCER!
 * FUTBOL SURODECIO 97!
 * and the SNES Sonic 4?
 * Leave the rest of Ecuador to Rencuesia and the rest of Peru to Sucrein.
 * Somoh el mejor país de la Sudatlánsia hispana coño.
 * In your face, Cisplatine Republic, Rencuesian Dictatorship, Sucreinian Coastless Desolation, etc.
 * OE CABRONAZOS AQUÍ YA NO HAY DICTADURA
 * pan flute intensifiesS
 * Pide en la tienda Aceite Sabrosón para participar en esta promoción: si un familiar vive en Latinolia o si tu primito trabaja en Itainia. No importa el lugar, van a regresar, ¡Aceite Sabrosón, a la familia unirá!
 * La mejor infraestructura de Sudatlánsia. (Hisqáida) Coño, de la Sudatlánsia hispana.
 * The country has two large cities that bipolarize the country's attention: Acora in the coast and Borvis in the sierra.
 * Someone from Borvis is more cultured than someone from Acora.
 * Acora is the center of the country's farándula.

Pacifilavia (bot; totally not adopted)

 * Hyper-Malaysia.
 * No, hyper-Singapore.
 * Haven't you read? It's supposed to be Malaysia.
 * Has the most complex monarchic system in the whole world.
 * One raja from one state has to be the Agong.
 * Mediacorp above all. In your face BCP, Transcorp, RCTP.
 * You never had a childhood if you never watched Pi Mai Pi Mai Tang Tu on PBC Channel 5 (later moved to Channel 12 aka Suria), Usop Sontorian on TV3, Yokies on BCP TV, Kampung Boy on Suria and an entire day's worth of Kids Central until it became Vasantham Central at 6:30pm.

Hokusei (totally not adopted)

 * My favorite among the dozens of bots.
 * It used to be owned by DonOnce and later Gineki yet it still has the Gadget font on the map.
 * The Chilean admins take all the decisions as granted.
 * Especially Vengatio1.
 * Rules about Hokusei:
 * Well, technically, the rules aren't mine :D
 * You speak Japanglish, oba-san where do I go, Shinjuku so big, I need a Doraemon
 * 48 beautiful prefectures.

Miscellaneous

 * I used to be interested in Malyra when it was a Korean-speaking country.
 * I sorta tolerated the change to a Cantonese-speaking country because I was into old Hong Kong TV (mostly TVB) at the time of the switch (of language and owners).
 * inb4 Malit is a secret plot made by Gineki to create Austral Oceanic Tobacco

Programs I use

 * Sony Vegas (though mostly not here)
 * Microsoft Excel (channel lists)
 * Microsoft Paint (I don't know how to use Inkscape)
 * Inkscape (limited knowledge, I can't object to path argh)

Memes

 * Então vamos juntos nessa trilha, pois no ar tudo o que brilha, brilha aqui, na TELECÓÓÓ
 * when I see excess posting: "Democracy has been postponed! Millions of people in Gapia have no choice but to turn off the TV when Mad TV is on and start watching Sandu Ciorba music videos! Digicel Waller Islands drops in shares!"
 * [meme about Bangladesh not being a proper country in Gapia]

For the benefit of Geia and Gapia
Geia is turning five in weeks. Remember all the maps it had from experiments worthy of r/crappydesign to the current, Photoshop canvas maps made by Gapia's main cartographer (Gineki) in User blog:The Testcardiologist/Gapia Rewind Map Edition /My Sandbox