User blog:Vengatio1/Television in my nations

Television channels in the sextet of evil

Karistia
The only one of my countries where television has affiliated networks. Oh yeah.

Karistia Televisio

 * KTV Yksi is a combination between two Nordesian TVs: YLE1 and SVT1
 * "Aasi, Morso ja Mouro" it's created here, not in Voltrand for safety of all the Voltracian children
 * Fuel for your favourite creepypasta
 * Se, que te va a encantar.
 * Best TV Channel of Karistia for 5 consecutive years.
 * According to a survey of the network workers.

KLTV3

 * DonaldoC1997 had owned this? I don't know.
 * Karista’s TV Sigma
 * WTF with a Karistian Sigma
 * Não sei o que estou fazendo com a minha empresa (Norberto Moutinho, Beial Ferst, 1982)
 * Three years later in Itainy: Ah, porra...
 * Because of you we can watch Sigma Internacional in Nordesia.

UPC4

 * UPC: What am I doing with my company?
 * Grupo Cisneros: Do not ask me.

Sup.

 * ViacomCBS: What am I doing with my company?
 * Is a mix betwhen Nick, MTV and... Fox?
 * Sup.: I'm a bad widdle boy.

Kungartelevisio Tärkein

 * TV with your favourite Karistian references.
 * Your TV series are terrible, but does it have a reference to the Karistia? Surely this channel will broadcast it.
 * EVT: So, you're like me? You buy foreign shows to not be relegated to cable?
 * It’s your TV for the King, but hardly anything happens about the royal family.
 * So why do they have that channel?
 * King Malienko V: Because if not, the conservatives would begin to speak pests of Karistia Televisio.

New Alacania
Rencuesia after chairism (?)

Televisión Nova Alacania

 * Typical South Atlansian public television
 * Manipulation of the information (check)
 * Political propaganda (check)
 * Long presidential messages (_)
 * Rencuesiana de Televisión: You lack populism, TNA.
 * TV Palésia: I know that feel, bro.
 * We want to be autonomous, like Hisqish public television.
 * Congress: HAHAHA. No.
 * Fútbol para Todos: For you, yes.

Marrero Televisión

 * Imagine a channel that behaves as if it had been acquired by Albavisión, but it is not Albavisión.
 * Fútbol para Todos: For you, yes.

Chacovisión

 * Infuriated by Pasapalabra and Come Dine with Me.
 * Crisis in New Alacania
 * CNN Britania stronks!
 * Fútbol para Todos: You no.

Cronos TV

 * In 2002, the most beautiful channel of all Gapia was launched.
 * Don't believe me? Okay, just watch and feel it.
 * Available across Latin Atlansia on DirecTV, Obtel and Sky.
 * Even Cablevisión Cisplatina. I wonder why.
 * Fútbol para Todos: For you, yes.

Yeah

 * Underrated channel of New Alacania.
 * A little South Atlansian HBO... on FTA.
 * We are more irreverent than Cronos
 * Cronos: No, mister Yeah, nobody can be.
 * Fútbol para Todos: For you, yes.

UNA TV

 * Now we are going to tell a little about UNA TV.
 * It was that, thanks for your attention.
 * Fútbol para Todos: For you, yes.

Noega
Foda-se esta televisão está toda errada.

SRP1

 * Could copy to TN1 but...
 * Wild YBS appears.

GBH1

 * Could copy to YBS but...
 * Wild TN1 appears.

NBS Media

 * Traitors! Rats! (Little's demonstrations for the sell of actions to Trefforai, 2010)
 * Trefforai: Ah, I feel at home.

Rede Transânica

 * We are a poor channel, but honest.
 * But if you want to help us, you can always pay for our premium services.
 * Just as our name says, we love every person on this continent.
 * I like you Neurcasia, you too New Eusland, and you Kaehia, and you Centralia, fuck off Vradiva, and you Novalia I respect you.
 * The rugby channel.
 * NBS: How is it that I always lose against them?

Rede Líder

 * Lying name
 * Repeats Os Mutantes under contract with TeleCÓ
 * Pastors wanting to buy time: Cadê a Igreja Universal?
 * JMTV da Transânia
 * APANHADOS DO JOÃO KLÉBER SHOW

Cheolsaeng Television System

 * CTS better know like: Wow, I didn't remember this channel existed.
 * Sexta: ah

Namgu TeleSystem

 * 이제 기쁨의 시간입니다! 웃고 노래하자! 세상에서 가져온 것은 없습니다! 웃고 노래하자!

Quemurilla
Obey to Señor Alonso, or else.

Televisión Republicana

 * Mister Nedar Alonso intensifies.
 * All the Bad Good of TVGE.
 * Three channels, TRQ Uno is the generalist channel, TRQ Dos is the sports and culture channel and TRQ Tres is the military channel.
 * Half the channels in contrast to the Dersboznian state-run sextet of evil

Canal 7

 * No, we are not an extension of TRQ
 * TRQ: HEY! Here is what you have to spend on the news!
 * C7: Yes my captain!

Universidad Jovieta Televisión

 * We're the "oposition".
 * UH AH! NEDAR SIGUE ACA! UH AH! NEDAR NO SE VA!
 * The "oposition".

La Estatal (ilegal transmission)

 * This is an Illegal Broadcast
 * of La Estatal from Dersbozny, but for Quemurilland and with its own programming
 * The rumor indicates that there are 5 people in a room trying to hang themselves from "La Estatal" with a poor internet connection.

Cable and satellite

 * Uh... where?
 * Canal+: Oye eso es un insulto para mi.

Quranim
Quranim was television?

Quranim Broadcasting System

 * The Quranimese Expression
 * The channel who ended with the lack of the television in Quranim
 * 1992: No TV sets, picking up Centlandian and Pacifilavian TV can ruin our perception of life.
 * 2000: Well, why not?
 * Cable: PROFIT
 * Your Name aired here, a feat for such a small country

Local channels

 * Wait. Are there local channels in Quranim?
 * Yes, but broadcast movies downloaded from sites of dubious reputation.
 * Can we air all seasons of Phua Chu Kang?

Cable and satellite

 * Regulated by the Association of Quranimese Cable Operators
 * You'll find half of the channels you'll see across the strait for free on cable.
 * You mean Channel 5, RCTP, Okto...
 * Okto? You mean Kids Central?
 * You mean Central?
 * You mean Premiere 12?

Vradivan Islands
It had been no ‘TUNSIA since 0 days.

Organizaciones Mundo

 * There is no God up here.
 * Except me.
 * 2015: Mediacorp Pacifilavia becomes us with a gay rainbow “M”
 * Sigma (1994): Canal 24, right? Of course I'm selling you "Tropicaliente". But why do you need my files?
 * Irrelevant question.
 * Sigma (1997): I like that you like my telenovelas. Now... Why copy me "Papa essa Palésia"
 * Hey, that song is jinx, because of it we lost 10-0 against Hokusei.
 * Sigma (2008): The Bom Dia Palésia template? Why so?
 * Vradivan Football Federation (1962): Give you the rights in perpetuity? Why not, I totally don't think this football is very profitable.
 * VFF Now: ¡LA PUTA QUE ME PARIO!
 * Hey, the stove is damaged and the hosts say they are cold, what do we do?
 * Creation of the show "En la cama" (2001)
 * Mediacorp (2015): I'm going to look at your files for a rebrand of my corporation.
 * Orgmundo execs while browsing a top secret espionage website made by Mediacorp
 * Braun Cuellar Robador de Televisión o TV InMundo para los conocidos ha producido grandes cosas como:
 * Enterramiento a la Nación
 * Inmundo NoZicas
 * El Programa de Aburringo
 * Aguante Depresivo
 * La copia barata de Jaspeon. (¿Cual de las dos?)
 * Y muchas otras porquerías.
 * Cominsul Media (backed by Chega! and PCT): Bom dia...
 * OrgMundo: Mi loco dele pa' afuera...
 * Mediacorp: I HAVE A PLAN TO END CHEGA AND PCT, I WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD'S MEDIA!!! But first I need to buy Telecó with MBJ.
 * Communications company on the brink of bankruptcy exists.
 * OrgMundo: HELLO MY FRIEND.
 * Mediacorp: sings 第八波道's song

Grupo Antena

 * DonOnce and Grupo Cooperativa onws Antena.
 * If you ask me, it's revenge for airing Jojo's Bizarre Adventures on Mega.
 * "La televisión vrádiva esta llena de putería, no como nosotros que preservamos aún los valores familiares"
 * Reallity shows: Are you sure?
 * Mister Muksic, why did you buy Antena?
 * Because no one messes with Muksic.
 * OrgMundo: Come on! I only bought Mega in Talcia.
 * Antena before: Criticizes anything that the government does, even what I didn't do.
 * Antena now: MISTER CUELLAR FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Canal Dos (2006-2014): Well, I'll let you copy my homework, but don't do it the same.
 * Antena: Ok.

Gestora de Television F 25

 * TV Mundo
 * What if it's A GOOD COMPETITOR?
 * Canal 25
 * Eric Andre: YEAH! HA HA HA!
 * Vradivan animation exists.
 * It's free real estate.
 * Vranime made by GTF25 exists.
 * Orgmundo: It's free real estate.
 * C25: Noooooo...
 * MV1: Ok, time to watch some transalic televisi... SACREBLEÚ WHAT IS THIS!
 * C25/FTR: Hey, if OrgMundo did it, why not me?

Multimedia 5

 * Lumogo onws M5.
 * Ok, what is my motivation?
 * You are a vradivan who search the love of your life in Distrito Federal while facing a Shokaiwanese spy.
 * Fine.
 * Now dance.
 * What?
 * * Threatens him with an istian sword * I say. Dance.
 * A lot of telenovelas and doramas here.
 * RCTV-Aqua and istian investors: It's time to broadcast your novela.
 * Tele5: Yes darling.

Yamagroup

 * Finally, after a long time, i could make television as I want.
 * Rating drop out.
 * Fine, I will copy Ashita, Hokusei TV and ITS.
 * Rating stronks.
 * Hokuseiese television is boring, what if we put more of...
 * Bardo?
 * Yeah.
 * RWBY exists.
 * What a nice CGI anime.
 * Mr Yamagroup, is not a anime, is a cartoon.
 * HOLY SHIT! BURNING ALL AFTER ATUV COME HERE!
 * ViacomCBS: Damn, just when I was going to sell them Avatar.
 * WarnerMedia: What are you doing with my IP?

Allez Inversions

 * Bonjourrrrrr... Buradiba.
 * Bon díaaaaaaa... Buradiba.
 * The chamaleonic channel.
 * Ok one day I am with C25, the next day with Antena, to the next one with TV Mundo and finnaly with Tele 5, Yamatere and Allerby.
 * How do you think it is possible to survive in this market?

Universidad de Branton Television

 * Leave 70% of the programming to the students.
 * What could go wrong?
 * "Bienvenidos al programa más hijo de puta del mundo"
 * Saca los niños de la habitación. Si es posible, saca la habitación.

RCK Media Vradiva

 * A Kalandian company, but not in Esperanto.
 * Owners of Vradivisión (Variada visión) and Tuijo.
 * Waiting for a green light to allow more URA imports on Vradivan TV.
 * ATUV: I do not understand what prevents you?
 * Me * Appears Mr. Cuellar *
 * ATUV: President Cuellar?
 * OrgMundo appears behind Mr. Cuellar: I'm sorry, it's the custom.

Juu

 * DonOnce owns Juu.
 * I have no idea what they put on Juu. Seriously, I don't think even those who make his shows see it.

Allerby

 * The Islamic channel of Vradiva.
 * MEMRI TV INTENSIFIES
 * For some reason it's also on Asikaisat.
 * And look, the channel is loaded with Nokia ransomware

Sakurako Hoso System

 * We are the children of those who have been forgotten in the shadows, the people who had nowhere to go, the workers who did not have anything to eat.
 * SHS: Better known as the former ABC employees

Vradiva Comunications

 * Telesur: Brussia Today, it's you?
 * VN: No, I'm not.
 * Telesur: Don't lying me.
 * Al Jazeera: I don't lying.
 * We're neutral i swear.
 * Ah? That gigant poster of President Cuellar? Its nothing.

Pazifikian Communications Advisory Board

 * ETB + TV4 + Transalic ethnicities = CPTV
 * ¡MATEMÁTICAS HIJO!, conmigo alegaras para los números no mienten, 2 - 2 es igual a 0 y te aseguro que se muy bien lo que digo.
 * Independence stronks
 * ATUV: Blue screen stronks

Cable and satellite

 * What is the difference betwhen VradTel and Digsat?
 * VradTel: Difference?
 * Digsat: Difference?

The 3 (Canovy)

 * Low cost programs and Asikai formats working in Eurdecia. And the people wonder, but how?
 * Glory to the National Republican Party.
 * Or what they call it T H E P A R T Y.
 * The 3. Cacete em primeiro lugar. (TV Maresol, 2019)
 * Unlike its "real" counterpart, The Crazy Channel was not popular in Eurdecia... Or the rest of Gapia.
 * Also, unlike its "real" counterpart, the channel it's hypernationalist.
 * But broadcasting things of Anglosaw, URA, Xi'Ang, Hokusei, Hisqaida and Rialmany instead of local stuff. It's okay.
 * La 3: Wait, you broadcast things from URA? Pathetic.
 * The 3: I don't exactly opt for mainstream.

Pudu (Talcia and Beltania)

 * And when did I get this channel?

La 8 (Donovia)

 * Counterpart of "La 3 Centro"
 * Unlike The 3, La 8 is more progressive.
 * Dictador Valdivieso, se que esta muerto pero... ¡Chupeme la poll*This signal was blocked*
 * "Hace mucho tiempo atrás paseaba con mi padre en su antiguo Pegueot 304, y cada vez que pasábamos por fuera de estos estudios, el comenzaba a insultar. ¡Puta Antena! ¡Ojala se vayan a la mierda pronto! Jeje... Bueno hoy, yo me presento como gerente de un nuevo canal de televisión aquí en Donovia, del canal que reemplazara a Antena, La 8, seguramente mi padre me debe estar mirando, no desde arriba, sino desde abajo puesto que siempre me repetía que el tenia un lugar reservado ahí, y seguramente esta diciendo: Mira donde esta ahora ese malparido... Por ti, por los que no están, y por los que construiremos una nueva Donovia. ¡Viva La 8! ¡Viva la nueva Donovia!."
 * First words of La 8, from Tomás Carrizo son of the funder of the diary "Jornada".

Cablevisión (Donovia)

 * Under GTF 25 control since 2017
 * ¿Por qué te cambiaste a Cablevisión, ah?
 * ¡Oh sí, Cablevisión me cambió la vida! Por fin puedo ver televisión de manera pacífica! ¡Perdonen, no puedo siguir hablando, recorda las malas experiencias que tuve con mi compañía de televisión anterior!
 * ¡Oye que estupido el comercial, ah! ¡Ulises que idiota tu comercial, de verdad! ¿Por qué Ulises hace siempre en mi lugar? ¿Por qué, por que mierda? Ulises por la cresta, estúpido tu comercial, como se te ocurre que voy a grabar un comercial así en la cresta, después de cuatro años... Announcer: Es hora de que te cambies a Cablevisión. Inauguramos nuestra oferta de planes interactivos: paga una mensualidad de 9.990 palmas y agrega los canales que quieras por un pequeño monto adicional. ¿Conveniente o no? Estas son las oportunidades que te dan el nuevo Cablevisión. ¡No es cable, es Cablevisión!
 * AY CABLEVISIÓN ME CAMBIÓ LA VIDA
 * YA TE SABES EL FINAL
 * AHORA, SOLO TE DEBES CAMBIAR

Mega (Talcia)

 * We are going to broadcast anime, so it is the worst that can happen.
 * Talcia 2014: Riots and the Moraga government blaming to anime.
 * Mega: WTF.

Nuove (Britania)

 * ¡SEÑOR HURTADO! ¡SIGA ASÍ! ¡DURO CON ESOS MANIFESTANTES!
 * Now a marathon of Overlord.

SNT (Hisqaida)

 * SNT (pre-2018): Hisqaida It is becoming a country led by radical communists, who want to destroy the family and that we eat our children.
 * OrgMundo: SNT, he will eat a snickers.
 * OrgMundo: Better?
 * SNT (post-2018): Better.
 * What is the function of SNT: Create series to TV Mundo/C24
 * SNT: Oh my God.

EI (South Matamah)

 * Wait, do I control this? Since when?
 * I think I was drunk when I accepted, if not, I can't explain.
 * Big Brother still airs there?