User:The Testcardiologist

22 from Portugal, who believes to have passed his prime and has many issues with his internet life. Believes that he is into country building rather than capturing/collecting TV videos nowadays. Also behaves like Rede Metrópole, among the users of Gapia.

Owner of three Gapian countries (Nouvelle Baie, the Waller Islands and Kaehia and babysitter of Surodecia). Also owner of Nara, but it's more personal.

Other personal favorite countries of mine:
 * Hisqaida - everything the US always wanted to be (Gineki)
 * Jysania - el mejor país de Trapanandia (DonOnce)
 * Azorita - beautiful country. But do you know what the country needs more of? Vaquinhas. (mavb98)
 * Arandia - Panama and the Dominican Republic got an ugly child. Remember to go to the Arandia Canal and then go to [Punta Cana]
 * Surodecia - technically a condominium with KansasJ. But still a civilized Peru (aer llora Nova Alacania) and Ecuador combined (aer llora Rencuesia)
 * South Matamah - everything that Portugal has always wanted to be (DonaldoC1997)
 * Anglosaw - I just like it, no words (DonaldoC1997)
 * Talcia - el Chile europeo po (DonOnce)
 * Cenhasia - Lenmark's megalomaniacal brother (DonaldoC1997)
 * Porto Novo
 * Murakami (Gineki)
 * Hokusei - no words to define it.
 * Pacifilavia - everything that Malaysia and Singapore always wanted to be
 * Great Gritain - I ran out of ideas, but it's a Thai Philippines (DonOnce)
 * Otaku Pacifilavia - used to hate it but now it's getting better (Vengatio1)
 * Noega (Vengatio1)

Gineki, DonOnce and Vengatio1 son los mejores admins y tienen los mejores países Y LO DIGO EN ESPAÑOL COÑO LA LENGUA QUE NOS UNE.

Nouvelle Baie

 * My main country and the first one I owned.
 * In fact, Nouvelle Baie is actually older than Gapia, it was "founded" by DonOnce in 2014. He gave this wonderful part of Europe because he was too busy with his "Talcinolian" countries (every country he owns has historical connections with Latinolia or Talcia, with the exception of San Lorenzo probably)
 * Spanish used to be official before he changed its official language to French.
 * The country's name literally means "New Bay" but like Côte d'Ivoire there is no bilingualism in its English name.
 * Rules about Nouvelle Baie:
 * Maltese anthem used here
 * People are tolerant about foreign cultures, except Xi'Ang
 * Xi'Ang brings back memories of communism and the divided era
 * People are mad about Eurdevision. When it's cancelled people show their frustration and aggravate the current crisis even further.
 * There used to be a pro-Hokusei and anti-Xi'Ang party that tried to Hokusei-ize the country. (I even had plans for a Japanese-speaking counterpart of the RTNB, NBHK, but the plans got shelved)
 * Nouvelle Baie felt like the deep web in 2019, the PDO thought that they were the only true party and they used it as a ploy to get more people radicalized by such a party
 * It even had a colony in Perpora but was extremely tiny and was invading the Gerlanese Perpora

Waller Islands

 * The country used to belong to lukesams, and it used to be Oslana. He abandoned it. By the time I took over, Oslana wasn't as big as the older canons.
 * Contrary to popular belief, the country's name doesn't come from SpongeBob writer Vincent Waller but from a series from David Firth (creator of Salad Fingers), Waller FM.
 * It's supposed to be a democracy of some sort.
 * Rules about the Waller Islands:
 * You can call it just Waller Islands, but common consensus says it's the Waller Islands. Think of the Gambia.
 * Portonovese Akan descendants make up a huge part of the population.
 * However they speak English and not Portuguese (they also speak English in Porto Novo)
 * The country is rich.
 * São João: Am I a joke to you?
 * Most pan-Caribsian companies are headquartered in the WI.
 * Digicel (Waller Islands) is a prime example.

Kaehia

 * I took over most of the territory of the Fernandine Islands, thinking that the rest would be given to bot countries representing Fiji and Tonga. Didn't happen. Even Gapia has its flaws.
 * Aer llora Roonycaryps92
 * The Rota Islands were supposed to be to the west, bordering Noega's waters. Sometimes Gapia has its flaws but that doesn't prevent Gineki from making two maps a year with more and more quality than ever before
 * Rules about Kaehia:
 * Irrelevant New Eusland, nothing happens. Blame Costa Estela for creating a roadblock.
 * You speak reo Taha, but you can still speak reo Maori
 * MIGHTY EUSLANDIA WILL RISE AGAIN.
 * No Spanish unless you come from the three Cs: Centralia, Castilla and Cenfestaro.
 * What about Nativia?
 * Has a tax rebate that the Lanoas doesn't even have.
 * Supports Temurania even though they believe almost nobody lives there.
 * Has a few influences of South Africa and Singapore.
 * Singapore, the inspiration of three countries: Pacifilavia, Otaku Pacifilavia and Kaehia

Miscellaneous

 * The reason why I put Sri Lankan companies in Jembirnia back in 2017 was because I was obsessed with Sri Lankan TV at the time, also because Seilan stopped being a sovereign country in 2016 because Gineki merged it with Istia.
 * Maybe I might change things and make Jembirnia look a lot less like a megalomaniacal Sri Lanka-Cambodia mashup.
 * SADX97 annoys me. End of story.
 * Seriously even he copies my memes and he even copied a few of my concepts for countries like Murakami and Eusloida (the names at least).
 * Off-topic: Lenapore was created by me not for Gapia, and is meant to be the best Singapore ever (25 million people living on a country with a size comparable to West Malaysia) and part of it stemmed from my dissatisfaction over how Singapore was managed in Gapia (part in Pacifilavia, the other in Vrádiva). Since then StarHub, Mediacorp and Pactel (Singtel) operate in Pacifilavia, but competing against Malaysian companies. I am also aware that Pacifilavia's capital used to be Dinsgapore, even the national anthem (now it's Negaraku) should have had an extra note to accomodate Pacifilavia's name :D
 * I've been into Bangladesh lately, yet I don't feel like taking that empty space between Makistan and Jembirnia for that. Also that would forcibly create a new bot country. (Remember my failed request to split Seilan from Istia and Bangladesh from Makistan in February 2018 and more recently Fiji and Tonga from the unused Kaehian territory in 2019)

Programs I use

 * Sony Vegas
 * Microsoft Excel (channel lists)
 * Microsoft Paint (I don't know how to use Inkscape)
 * Inkscape (limited knowledge, too lazy to use it)

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