User blog:Vengatio1/Television in my nations

Television channels in the sextet of evil

Karistia Televisio

 * KTV Yksi is a combination betwen YLE1 and SVT1
 * "Aasi, Morso ja Mouro" it's created here, not in Voltrand for safety of all the voltracian childrens

Televisión Nova Alacania

 * Typical south atlansian public television
 * Manipulation of the information (check)
 * Political propaganda (check)
 * Long presidential messages (_)
 * Rencuesiana de Televisión: You lack populism, TNA.
 * We want to be autonomous, like hisqish public television.
 * Congress: HAHAHA. No.

Marrero Televisión

 * Imagine a channel that behaves as if it had been acquired by Albavisión, but it is not Albavisión.

Chacovisión

 * Pasapalabra and Come Dine with Me intensifies.

Cronos TV

 * In 2002 was created the most beautiful channel of all Gapia.
 * Don't believe me? Okay, just watch and feel it.

Yeah

 * Underated channel of New Alacania.

UNA TV

 * Now we are going to tell a little about UNA TV.
 * It was that, thanks for your attention.

The 3 (Canovy)

 * Low cost programs and asikai formats working in Eurdecie. And the people wonder, but how?
 * Glory to the National Republican Party.
 * Or what they call it T H E P A R T Y.
 * The 3. Cacete em primeiro lugar. (TV Maresol, 2019)
 * Unlike its "real" counterpart, The Crazy Channel was not popular in Eurdecia... Or the rest of Gapia.
 * Also, unlike its "real" counterpart, the channel it's hypernacionalist.
 * But broadcasting things of Anglosovie, URA, Xi'Ang, Hokusei, Hisqaida and Rialmany instead of local stuff. It's okey.
 * La 3: Wait, you broadcast thing of URA? Pathetic.

Pudu (Talcia and Beltania)

 * And when did I get this channel?

La 8 (Donovia)

 * Counterpart of "La 3 Centro"
 * Unlike The 3, La 8 is more progressive.
 * Dictador Valdivieso, se que esta muerto pero... ¡Chupeme la poll*This signal was blocked*

Mega (Talcia)

 * We are going to broadcast anime, so it is the worst that can happen.
 * Talcia 2014: Riots and the Moraga goverment blaming to anime.
 * Mega: WTF.

Nuove (Britania)

 * ¡SEÑOR HURTADO! ¡SIGA ASÍ! ¡DURO CON ESOS MANIFESTANTES!
 * Now a marathon of Overlord.

EI (South Matamah)

 * Wait, do I control this? Since when?
 * I think I was drunk when I accepted, if not, I can't explain