User:Vengatio1



Chilean, anti-racist, anti-authoritarianism (f*** Bonoro, f*** Maduro), social democrat, football (soccer), rugby and Gaelic football fan, social worker, astronomist, anime and movie watcher. Yes that's it's me... I suppose.

Best (Gapian) countries of the world (according to me)
Here is a mix between my favorite countries in particular and countries that I like from the Gapian canon. And yes, the list is in order.


 * Hisqaida: Good weather, beautiful landscapes, stable politics... Woo-hoo, I hit the jackpot! Marge dear, would you kindly pass me a completo?
 * Completo?! What's a completo?!
 * AAAAAAARGH!
 * Voltrand: It's Finland, do I have to say something else?
 * Karistia: Insert Obama gives a medal to Obama meme here.
 * Cenhasia: Fuck Borgen. All my homies loves Magtir Spils.
 * Lenmark/Feronia: HAPPY DAY OF LEIF ERIKSON!
 * Dwesen: Dwesen in here for be a great country, and a excellent place to live.
 * Ok Zoltan, you can let me go before i get Suedisham syndrome?
 * Kyowa: Hokusei lite.
 * South Matamah: Revolução dos cravos intensifies...
 * Ergue-te: How cute...
 * Chega!: Yeah, how cute...
 * Hokusei: I love its culture, its politeness, its technology...
 * And the anime, right?
 * And the... don't judge me.
 * Castilla: Vení y fúmate un faso conmigo ¿Surtalina? No lo conozco bó.
 * New Eusland: What do I see two islands, three sheep and two houses. Well that.
 * Baltykia: Reistasa and Lunesia best constituent countries
 * And Livnia?
 * Who?
 * Canovy: I invite you to a round of this... diesel gasoline that you are drinking.
 * It's Guinness, you weirdo.
 * Irleise: Are you kidding me?
 * Liberdesia: Best Meridecian country... of Meridecia
 * Viride: Developed Colombia and ¡CAMPEONES DEL MUNDO TRIPLE HP! ¡CELEBRALO VIRIDE!
 * Gonorrhea
 * Vradivan Islands: Singapore no, Vradiva ye... * Message fails to send, thanks for use SingTel *
 * Vradiva without bardo since 2018. And now less since Bannen won... I think.
 * Bluko: Fine, loko por paroli Esperanton.
 * Plamany... Plamany?: ¡POLICÍA NACIONAL! ¡ESTA BAJO ARRESTO POR SECESIONISTA! ¡ARRIBA LATINOLIA!
 * But the referendum it already happened, and above all we lost.
 * I don't care, go into the car.
 * Basquez Country: Ikusi mendizaleak, baso eta zelaiak, mendi tontor gainera, igo behar dugu. Ez nekeak, ez da bide txarra; gora, gora, neska-mutilak, a, a, a, Gu euskaldunak gara, Euskal Herrikoak.
 * Latinolian police: ¡¿USTED DE NUEVO?! ¡REALMENTE ES INCORREGIBLE!

My countries
The majority of my nations are mock of something, think about it before reading on. Hahaha.

Quemurilla

 * The first Gapian country made.
 * It's a nationalist African dictatorship democracy like Equatorial Guinea, Somalia or Namibia.
 * Mock of autoritarian African republics.
 * It was going to be my main country, but other things happened.
 * It's a homage to another two fictional countries, one to the game Dolmatovia (Bogracas) and Nationstates (Catalonian Africa).
 * I created it to be a "Capitalistic North Korea".
 * Rules about Quemurilla
 * Dersboznia is evil, unless you talk about the "Great Dersboznia" (union betwen Quemurilla and Dersboznia)
 * Xi'Ang is evil, unless they buy oil.
 * The ONFU is law, unless criticizing you, when it happens that is a commie institution.
 * Democracy? Oh yeah, emmmm... wait a minute. *Fly to São João*
 * Oil is our business
 * No problem, the oil price is fine, 50 dollars... 30 dollars... 10 dollars.. -5 dollars, I have to go!
 * People around the world celebrating that your country accepts the opposition in elections.
 * Quemurilla: Buenas tardes ¿Se saben ese chiste en donde hacen elecciones en Quemurilla?... Ese es el chiste.

Vradivan Islands

 * The main country, and for a strange reason everyone's (?) favorite.
 * That's the reason why The Testcardiologist got interested in Singapore. Signed, yours truly.
 * I had never heard of Singapore before making this country, but I love to think that it would be its "progresist" version.
 * The country it's a self-mock from far back many years ago, also is a mock of Twitter users (you know, those guys who think they know everything, and think they do it all right when in reality it is not)
 * Also the country is taken from a childish game (with Noega I will explain more on it)
 * TV Mundo/OrgMundo I did it as a monopoly and powerful company, which just like the country things never work out.
 * Rules about Vradiva.
 * I hope you have brought your boxing gloves.
 * In (most) conversations no honorifics are used.
 * Hokusei: Pathetic.
 * Kyowa: Kyaa... uwu
 * Murakami: меня.
 * Sugara: айниня
 * Murakami: o_O
 * Shokaiwán: BURADIBA!
 * Vrádiva: Shokaiwan
 * SHK: Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of investing away, you're coming to me?
 * VI: I can't buy Soara to Orgmundo wihtout closer.
 * SHK: HO HO! They come as close as you like.
 * A "seiyuu" (voice actor) who worked in 3 "vranimes", it's automatically nationalized (Have fun finding out who the "lucky ones" are).
 * Psyco-Pass is better than Mob Psyco, Fire Force, Anohana, Hamefura, Ueno-san, Murenaze!, Nagato-san, Takagi-san and Konosuba... But Estrellas del Balompie is best vranime 11/10.
 * Good ending: Vradiva being champion against Palesia.
 * Bad ending: Is only a animation.
 * The Vradivan dub are good, but I like this (Palesian Portuguese dub)
 * Vranimes só na Rede Megahertz Palésia
 * Vradivan VA's: Me estas weando onii-chan?
 * Buy histories from Hokusei, then say you did them. Profit!
 * お兄さん! やめて,ください!
 * Vradiva never qualified to a FFAI World Cu... shit, that rule is broken.
 * TIERRA DE GLORIA! ES LA TIERRA DE GLORIA!
 * Por fin, una copa del mun...
 * Covid-19: Surprise!
 * OrgMundo is the best, even when it isn't. Remember it.
 * Mr. Cuellar is God.
 * Mr OrgMundo. How much "inspiration" will we take from Sigma?
 * Yes.
 * Turner = b ad good. Disney = bad. (CIRCA 2019)
 * We have a two hour slot to fill in. What do we do?
 * Let's invent a soccer tournament and broadcast it.
 * Mister Cuellar. A company from Pacifilavia took our logo.
 * (...) MEDIACLONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 * oclonecommercialbreaktheme.mp3
 * Long live the Social-Communitariarism Justice Party
 * You hate the URA, but love HIQ, HOK and the EU. No question it.
 * Ok, Hisqaida you are my new best friend (tears Brussia photo)
 * Brussia: AAAAAX!
 * Bubblegums only in Castilla or Gritain.
 * Internet Positivo/Internet Positif (2008-2019) exists
 * The Vradivan with a VPN: Eusqania, Eusqania, God shed His grace on thee! And crown thy good with brotherhood! From sea to shining sea!
 * (Hisqish flag waves in the background)
 * If you not watch "The man behind the world" or "Die, dringo, die" you didn't have childhood.
 * Nuestra jornada en la historia del pequeño Cuellarcito comienza en una pequeña villa a nueve mil novecientos kilometros de Distrito Federal, llamada Bahia Desano... (Begin of the documentary: The man behind the world)
 * Vradivan things are better, like my Mitta-Cola... Ah, delicious. (Aaaand cut) PFFF... That tastes horrible. Bring me that Coke.
 * Is Pepsi okay?
 * 2020: Ok, search in google what is a real liberal democracy... hmmmm...
 * HIQ: You now are a liberal democracy, Vradiva, and it's time you start acting like one.
 * VI: Yey!... Oh... But I don't sure any who how.
 * HIQ: Let me to demonstrate. First poof out your chest... Now, say "freedom of expression".
 * VI: Freedom of expression.
 * HIQ: Now you most to acquire a taste for Freeform Jazz.
 * Acquiring taste to Freeform Jazz
 * HIQ: OK Vradiva, you're ready!

New Alacania

 * The country I was "forced" to make
 * Made between a country called Nova Atacama (Nationstates) and a Alt History that I made... Ah, and my homeland (!)
 * How take the most boring place of Chile and make it a nation... Well the most boring place after Ñuble, Maule and Aisén regions.
 * DonOnce and Gineki: BAN intensifies
 * NA supposedly was supposed to be more crazy than VI because his model from NS, since its base was a little mock nation.
 * A FUCKING LITTLE ISLAND THAT SINKS EVERY YEAR AND HAD THE DOUBLE OF POPULATION THAN CHINA!
 * Civil wars and nudism intensifies.
 * Cronica TV it's taken for that reason.
 * To make it more consistent take a little bit of Peru too.
 * [insert a song of La Tigresa del Oriente here]
 * Perdone pé!
 * Rules about New Alacania.
 * Have a glass of wine, drink it.
 * Nothing happens? Drink another glass of wine.
 * Repeat the procedure until you fall drunk into a copper mine.
 * How do you think they have made such idiotic decisions? Well at least winning the IIWW.
 * Really how winning to Nacarv Hisqaida?
 * Hisqaida: It is something that I would also like to know.
 * ¡LO ECHARON POR TROLO! ¡DISCRIMINACIÓN!
 * Come to New Alacania, a beautiful land with good people, and remember if you buy this tour package in the next 30 minutes you could be the next president of the country for a day! (You could suffer an impeachment before 24 hours, it is recommended not to have legal problems in your country of origin) NEW ALACANIA, LAND OF OPPORTUNITIES!
 * ¡SE TEME LO PEOR!
 * Look a donkey.
 * Alacamenian: Yeah... You want it with eggs, tomato or fries?
 * Tourist: Wait? What?
 * Congratulations, you are the new president of New Alacania.
 * Look at the new day in the horizon.
 * Is hour of your first project. What are you going to do?
 * Oh no.
 * You're impeached, better luck next time.
 * Hisqish: Alacania es una mierda.
 * Alacamenian: Eso no me lo dices en la cara.
 * Alacamenian: Alacania es una mierda.
 * Other Alacamenian: Lo sé.
 * Vradivan Islands: Te dije que pusieras tu vino en el posa vasos * take out the Vradivan political crisis (2018-2020) *
 * New Alacania: ¿Crees que eso es una crisis política?... * take out the Alacanian political crisis (2016-p) *
 * New Alacania: ¡Esto es una crisis política!
 * New Alacania: Uy, ay, ahí voy... * falls *
 * Karistia: Urgh...

Karistia

 * My personal favorite country (made for me). Yes even if nothing happens in that place.
 * I personally wanted to take Finland, but seeing that it was a bot country, form this little monarchy.
 * Yes, Finland is my favorite country, more than Japan.
 * The name is taken from Dolmatovia, a political roleplay spaniard game.
 * Long live to the Socdem Party! (but if you did nothing for them)
 * Did I? (disintegrates)
 * Rules about Karistia.
 * HO! HO! HO! Motherfuckers!
 * Take down and relaxing to the most neutral country of Gapia.
 * Switzvein and Cheyenne: Are you challenging us?!
 * We not are Voltrand (Unfortunately)
 * Do not avoid taxes, and if you do, do not send an email to a Vradivan or São João bank.
 * Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret. Oh crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal!
 * Oh, it's too hot today.
 * Hey, it's too quiet here.
 * Too quiet.
 * Fuck, I'd better go to New Alacania.
 * No dub, only sub.
 * Karistian in Palesia, Latin Atlansia, Anglosaw or another country of Nordesia: Hey, I understand that language. :)
 * Aurora borealis.
 * Aurora borealis? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
 * Yes!
 * May I see it?
 * No.
 * Karistia! The Bisterdans are attacking the tundra!
 * No, mother, it's just the Northern lights!
 * Well, Karistia, you're an odd fellow, but I must say: you steam a good ham.
 * Well, Karistia, you're an odd fellow, but I must say: you steam a good ham.

Quranim

 * Quranim. Nice, quiet Quranim. :)
 * Karistia: IT'S A 2319!
 * NEWLAND MI6 COMES
 * Quranim: Oh not again.
 * A homage to a videogame, a very successful one... About lawyers. Now I just ate that hamburger boy.
 * Hokuiifornication (?)
 * TAKE THAT!
 * HOLD IT!
 * Also take some to Nepal and Bhutan.
 * Actually there's a Nepal and Bhutan in Istia... wait, there is two of them? Am I in the Matrix?
 * Well, Quranim, there is one of me.
 * Rules about Quranim
 * Remember is a "feminist" country, don't behave like an idiot.
 * Be happy. That is very important.
 * Hardwork in the countryside... Or in tourism.
 * Are you sure that Mount Everest is not here?
 * And for God's sake, never get the queen pregnant. See you next friends.
 * Sir! We are the Quranimese Police! Stop it!
 * Seriously you make a phantom city in middle of nowhere?
 * Kids Central was here on cable in the 2000s, downloaded from an Astro receiver.

Noega

 * Noega the last, and the true Vradiva enemy.
 * Noega: Who is Vradiva's greatest enemy?
 * Vradiva: Atlansia.
 * Noega: Before that.
 * Vradiva: Hokusei.
 * Noega: Before that.
 * Vradiva: Hokusei again.
 * Noega is made for a ex-friend fictional country who played with him, is practically a Vradivan up side mirror.
 * A paradise in the Transalic, with beautiful coasts.
 * E falam PARABÉNS! 우에!
 * Rules about Noega
 * Reject the republics... Except South Matamah, Palesia and True Yarea.
 * Noega: Abaixo as repúblicas!
 * South Matamah: What?
 * Noega: Not you.
 * Palesia: How I envy you...
 * We love the liberties, and you too... Except if you are a populist.
 * Look that beautiful sea... The sea... The se... Excuse me, go to the men's bathroom.
 * I don't understand, i make everything better than Vradiva. Why I are underdevelopment?
 * Vradiva: You tried make anime more than doramas?
 * Noega: Of course I... TRIGGERED
 * Some day you conquer Vradiva.
 * Castilla, Latinolia and Anglosaw: First time?
 * Hokusei: You want conquer Vradiva? I will be your teacher.
 * Noega: I prefer Yarea to teach me.
 * Free press!
 * The king is... (Noega gov: The king is what?!) A beautiful person.
 * South Matamah: We gave you our language, our culture, our cuisine and our companies to invest on you. Why are you still a mess?
 * Noega: Huh, Vradiva?
 * Vradiva: Nani? Que weá?

Programs

 * Photoshop CS4
 * Movavi Video

Spoofs, images and NO OFICIAL images
Memes, images and things what have I done somewhere in Gapia and at some point in their lives.

More

 * Television in the sextet of evil
 * Companies in the sextet of evil