User blog:Vengatio1/Television in my nations

Television channels in the sextet of evil

Karistia
The only one of my countries where television has affiliated networks. Oh yeah.

Karistia Televisio

 * KTV Yksi is a combination between two Nordesian TVs: YLE1 and SVT1
 * "Aasi, Morso ja Mouro" is created here, not Voltrand for safety of all their kids.
 * The local nightmare fuel
 * Se, que te va a encantar.
 * The best TV channel of Karistia for 5 consecutive years.
 * According to a survey of their employees.

KLTV3

 * DonaldoC1997 had owned this? I don't know.
 * Karistia’s TV Sigma
 * WTF with a Karistian Sigma
 * Não sei o que estou fazendo com a minha emissora (Norberto Moutinho, Beial Ferst, 1982)
 * Three years later in Itainy: Ah, porra...
 * Because of you, So we can watch Sigma Internacional in Nordesia.

UPC4

 * UPC: What am I doing with?
 * Grupo Cisneros: Do not ask me.

Sup

 * ViacomCBS: What am I doing with?
 * Is a mix between Nick, MTV and... Fox?
 * Sup: I'm a bad widdle boy.

Kungartelevisio Tärkein

 * TV with your favorite Karistian references.
 * Your TV series are terrible, but does it have a reference to the Karistia? Surely this channel will broadcast it.
 * EVT: So, you're like me? You had bought foreign shows to not be relegated to cable?
 * It’s your TV for the King, but hardly anything happens about the royal family.
 * So why do they have that channel?
 * King Malienko V: Because the conservatives would begin on KTV if not on that.

New Alacania
Rencuesia after chairism (?)

Televisión Nova Alacania

 * Typical South Atlansian public television
 * Manipulation of the information (check)
 * Political propaganda (check)
 * Long presidential messages (_)
 * Rencuesiana de Televisión: You lack populism, TNA.
 * TV Palésia: I know that feel, bro.
 * We want to be autonomous as Hisqish public television.
 * Congress: HAHAHA. No.
 * Fútbol para Todos: Yeah.

Marrero Televisión

 * Imagine a TV channel that behaves as if it had been acquired by Albavisión except it isn't.
 * Fútbol para Todos: You.

Chacovisión

 * Intensified with Pasapalabra and Come Dine with Me.
 * Crisis in New Alacania
 * CNN Britania stronks!
 * Fútbol para Todos: Not you.

Cronos TV

 * In 2002, the most powerful TV channel of all Gapia was launched.
 * Don't believe me? Okay, just watch and feel it.
 * Available across Latin Atlansia on DirecTV, Orbitel and Sky.
 * Even Cablevisión Cisplatina. I wonder why.
 * Fútbol para Todos: You.

Yeah

 * Underrated channel of New Alacania.
 * A little South Atlansian HBO... on FTA.
 * We are more irreverent than Cronos
 * Cronos: No, mister Yeah, nobody can be.
 * Fútbol para Todos: You.

UNA TV

 * Now we are going to tell a little about UNA TV.
 * That's it, thanks for watching.
 * Fútbol para Todos: You.

Noega
Foda-se esta televisão está toda errada.

SRP1

 * Could being a TN1 clone but...
 * Wild YBS appears.

GBH1

 * Could being a YBS clone but...
 * Wild TN1 appears.

NBS Media

 * Traitors! Rats! (Little's demonstrations for the sell of actions to Trefforai, 2010)
 * Trefforai: Ah, I feel at home.

Rede Transânica

 * A poor but honest TV network.
 * But if you want to help us, you can always pay for our premium services.
 * Just as our name says, we love every person on this continent.
 * I like you Neurcasia, you too New Eusland, and you Kaehia, and you Centralia, fuck off Vradiva, and you Novalia I respect you.
 * The rugby channel.
 * NBS: How is it that I always lose against them?

Rede Líder

 * Name with lies
 * Repeats Os Mutantes by TeleCÓ
 * Pastors wanting to fill timeslots: Cadê a Igreja Universal?
 * JMTV da Transânia
 * APANHADOS DO JOÃO KLÉBER SHOW

Cheolsaeng Television System

 * CTS better know like: Wow, I didn't remember this channel existed.
 * Sexta: ah

Namgu TeleSystem

 * 이제 기쁨의 시간입니다! 웃고 노래하자! 세상에서 가져온 것은 없습니다! 웃고 노래하자!

Quemurilla
Obey to Señor Alonso, or else.

Televisión Republicana

 * Mister Nedar Alonso intensifies.
 * All the Bad Good of TVGE.
 * Three channels: TRQ Uno is general entertainment, TRQ Dos is sports and culture and TRQ Tres is military.
 * Half the channels in contrast to the Dersboznian state-run sextet of evil

Canal 7

 * No, we are not an extension of TRQ
 * TRQ: HEY! Here is what you have to spend on the news!
 * C7: Yes my captain!

Universidad Jovieta Televisión

 * We're the "opposites".
 * UH AH! NEDAR SIGUE ACA! UH AH! NEDAR NO SE VA!
 * The "opposites".

La Estatal (ilegal transmission)

 * This is an Illegal Broadcast
 * of La Estatal from Dersbozny, but for Quemurilland and with its own programming
 * The rumor indicates that there are 5 people in a room trying to hang themselves from "La Estatal" with a bad internet.
 * Satellite signals probably.

Cable and satellite

 * Uh... where?
 * Canal+: Oye eso es un insulto para mi.

Quranim
Quranim was television?

Quranim Broadcasting System

 * The Quranimese Expression
 * The channel who ended with the lack of the television in Quranim
 * 1992: No TV sets, picking up Centlandian and Pacifilavian TV can ruin our perception of life.
 * 2000: Well, why not?
 * Cable: PROFIT
 * Your Name aired here, a feat for such a small country

Local channels

 * Wait. Are there local channels in Quranim?
 * Yes, but broadcast movies downloaded from sites of dubious reputation.
 * Can we air all seasons of Phua Chu Kang?

Cable and satellite

 * Regulated by the Association of Quranimese Cable Operators
 * You'll find half of the channels you'll see across the strait for free on cable.
 * You mean Channel 5, RCTP, Okto...
 * Okto? You mean Kids Central?
 * You mean Central?
 * You mean Premiere 12?

Vradivan Islands
0 days without Atlansian series.

Organizaciones Mundo

 * There is no God up here.
 * Except me.
 * 2015: Mediacorp Pacifilavia becomes us with a gay rainbow “M”
 * IMDA/Pacifilavian Censorship Board: no, cannot have gays.
 * still the above: Hantu Dara Gangster 3 Suamiku Drift GN? Approved. So good to be Pacifilavian~
 * Sigma (1994): Canal 24, right? Of course I'm selling you "Tropicaliente". But why do you need my files?
 * Irrelevant question.
 * Sigma (1997): I like that you like my soap operas. Now... Why copy my "Papa essa Palésia"
 * Hey, that song is jinx, because of it we lost 10-0 against Hokusei.
 * Sigma (2008): The Bom Dia Palésia template? Why so?
 * Vradivan Football Federation (1962): Give you the rights in perpetuity? Why not, I totally don't think this football is very profitable.
 * VFF Now: ¡LA PUTA QUE ME PARIO!
 * Orgmundo: I OWN THIS STADIUM
 * Hey, the stove is damaged and the hosts say they are cold, what do we do?
 * Creation of the show "En la cama" (2001)
 * Mediacorp (2015): I'm going to look at your files for a rebrand of my corporation.
 * Orgmundo execs while browsing a top secret espionage website made by Mediacorp
 * Braun Cuellar Robador de Televisión o TV InMundo para los conocidos ha producido grandes cosas como:
 * Enterramiento a la Nación
 * Inmundo NoZicas
 * El Programa de Aburringo
 * Aguante Depresivo
 * La copia barata de Jaspeon. (¿Cual de las dos?)
 * Y muchas otras porquerías.
 * Cominsul Media (backed by Chega! and PCT): Bom dia...
 * OrgMundo: Mi loco dele pa' afuera...
 * Mediacorp: I HAVE A PLAN TO END CHEGA AND PCT, I WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD'S MEDIA!!! But first I need to buy Telecó with MBJ.
 * Communications company on the brink of bankruptcy exists.
 * OrgMundo: HELLO MY FRIEND.
 * Mediacorp: plays 第八波道's song
 * I am undeniable.
 * Mr. Orgmundo, I represent a group of networks, record labels, animation companies and actors from Hokusei, I come to sue you for plagiarism, plagiarism of plagiarism and plagiarism of plagiarism of plagiarism.
 * Hehehe... Yeah... Where is daddy state when it is needed?
 * PSCV: I feel like if it didn't help him I'll get in trouble.

Grupo Antena

 * DonOnce and by extension Grupo Cooperativa (Canal 2 Talcia) owns Antena.
 * If you ask me, it's revenge for airing Jojo's Bizarre Adventures on Mega.
 * "La televisión vrádiva esta llena de putería, no como nosotros que preservamos aún los valores familiares"
 * Reallity shows: Are you sure?
 * Mister Muksic, why did you buy Antena?
 * Because no one messes with Muksic.
 * OrgMundo: Come on! I only bought Mega in Talcia.
 * Antena before: Criticizes anything that the government does, even what I didn't do.
 * Antena now: MISTER CUELLAR FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!
 * Canal Dos (2006-2014): Well, I'll let you copy my homework, but don't do it the same.
 * Antena: Ok.
 * Antena brought back The Simpsons to the Vradivan Islands.
 * ATUV: yeah yeah sure sure just show it in Centralian Spanish and cut off every moment where the Atlansian army is seen in a positive light.
 * Antena: kthx
 * PSCV: Cries in anti-atlansianism

Gestora de Television F 25

 * TV Mundo
 * What if it's A GOOD COMPETITOR?
 * Canal 25
 * Eric Andre: YEAH! HA HA HA!
 * Vradivan animation exists.
 * It's free real estate.
 * Vranime made by GTF25 exists.
 * Orgmundo: It's free real estate.
 * C25: Noooooo...
 * MV1: Ok, time to watch some asikaish T... SACREBLEÚ, WHAT?
 * C25/FTR: Hey, if OrgMundo did it, why not me?

Multimedia 5

 * Lumogo onws M5.
 * Ok, what is my motivation?
 * You are a vradivan who search the love of your life in Distrito Federal while facing a Shokaiwanese spy.
 * Fine.
 * Now dance.
 * What?
 * * Threatens him with an istian sword * I say. Dance.
 * A lot of telenovelas and doramas here.
 * RCTV-Aqua and istian investors: It's time to broadcast your novela.
 * Tele5: Yes darling.

Yamagroup

 * Finally, after a long time, I could into TV as I want.
 * Rating drop out.
 * Fine, I will copy Ashita, Hokusei TV and ITS.
 * Rating stronks.
 * Hokuseiese television is boring, what if we put more of...
 * Bardo?
 * Yeah.
 * RWBY exists.
 * A decent CGI anime.
 * Mr. Yamagroup, it's not a anime, it's a cartoon.
 * HOLY SHIT! BURNING ALL AFTER ATUV COME HERE!
 * ViacomCBS: Damn, just when I was going to sell them Avatar.
 * WarnerMedia: What are you doing with my copyrights?

Allez Inversions

 * Bonjourrrrrr... Buradiba.
 * Bon díaaaaaaa... Buradiba.
 * The chamaleonic channel.
 * Ok one day I am with C25, the next day with Antena, to the next one with TV Mundo and finnaly with Tele 5, Yamatere and Allerby.
 * How do you think it is possible to survive in this market?

Universidad de Branton Television

 * Leave 70% of the programming to the students.
 * What could go wrong?
 * "Bienvenidos al programa más hijo de puta del mundo"
 * Saca los niños, los viejunos y los indébiles de la habitación. Si es posible, saca la habitación.
 * Find some TV show in Shokaiwan, Kyowa, Murakami or Macamot to fill in the slots.

RCK Media Vradiva

 * A branch of a Kalandian company, but not in Esperanto.
 * Owners of Vradivisión (Variada visión) and Tuijo.
 * Waiting for a green light to allow more URA imports on Vradivan TV.
 * ATUV: I do not understand what prevents you?
 * Me * Mr. Cuellar appears *
 * ATUV: President Cuellar?
 * OrgMundo appears behind Mr. Cuellar: I'm sorry, it's the custom.

Juu

 * A Japanese-speaking network owned by DonOnce, but independent from Antena.
 * I have no idea what they put on Juu. Seriously, I don't think even those who make its shows see it.

Allerby

 * The Islamic channel of Vradiva.
 * MEMRI TV INTENSIFIES
 * For some reason it's also on Asikaisat.
 * And look, the channel is loaded with Nokia ransomware

Sakurako Hoso (System)

 * We are the son of those who have been forgotten in the shadows, the people who had nowhere to go, the workers who did not have anything to eat.
 * SHS: We better known as the former employees of ABC.

Vradiva Comunications

 * Telesur: Brussia Today, it's you?
 * VN: No.
 * Telesur: Don't fool me.
 * Al Jazeera: We're not fool.
 * We're neutral I swear.
 * Ah? That giant poster of President Cuellar? Its nothing.

Pazifikian Communications Advisory Board

 * ETB + TV4 + Transalic ethnicities = CPTV
 * ¡MATEMÁTICAS HIJO!, conmigo alegaras para los números no mienten, 2 - 2 es igual a 0 y te aseguro que se muy bien lo que digo.
 * Independence stronks
 * ATUV: Blue screen stronks
 * PA-ZI-FIK-LA-VIA!
 * Time to mock the vradivan politics
 * PPV and PSCV: Que los demandemos dicen.
 * Antena: Que los compremos dicen.

Defunct channels ;_;

 * The endless list.
 * SIPTV: Sistema Isla Público de Televisión Vrádiva
 * Actually SIVTP: Sistema Isla Vrádivo de Televisión Pública

Cable and satellite

 * What is the difference between VradTel and Digsat?
 * VradTel: Difference?
 * Digsat: Difference?

The 3 (Canovy)

 * Low cost programs and Asikai formats working in Eurdecia. And the people wonder, but how?
 * Glory to the National Republican Party.
 * Or what they call it T H E P A R T Y.
 * The 3. Cacete em primeiro lugar. (TV Maresol, 2019)
 * Unlike its "real" counterpart, The Crazy Channel wasn't popular in Eurdecia... Or the rest of Gapia.
 * Also, unlike its "real" counterpart, it's nationalist.
 * But broadcasting things of Anglosaw, URA, Xi'Ang, Hokusei, Hisqaida and Rialmany instead of local stuff. It's okay.
 * La 3: Wait, you broadcast things from URA? Pathetic.
 * The 3: I don't exactly opt for mainstream.

Pudu (Talcia and Beltania)

 * And when did I get this channel?

La 8 (Donovia)

 * Counterpart of "La 3 Centro"
 * Unlike The 3, La 8 is more progressive.
 * Dictador Valdivieso, se que esta muerto pero... ¡Chupeme la poll*This signal was blocked*
 * "Hace mucho tiempo atrás paseaba con mi padre en su antiguo Pegueot 304, y cada vez que pasábamos por fuera de estos estudios, el comenzaba a insultar. ¡Puta Antena! ¡Ojala se vayan a la mierda pronto! Jeje... Bueno hoy, yo me presento como gerente de un nuevo canal de televisión aquí en Donovia, del canal que reemplazara a Antena, La 8, seguramente mi padre me debe estar mirando, no desde arriba, sino desde abajo puesto que siempre me repetía que el tenia un lugar reservado ahí, y seguramente esta diciendo: Mira donde esta ahora ese malparido... Por ti, por los que no están, y por los que construiremos una nueva Donovia. ¡Viva La 8! ¡Viva la nueva Donovia!."
 * First words of La 8, from Tomás Carrizo son of the funder of the newspaper "Jornada".

Cablevisión (Donovia)

 * Under management of GTF 25 since 2017
 * ¿Por qué te cambiaste a Cablevisión, ah?
 * ¡Oh sí, Cablevisión me cambió la vida! Por fin puedo ver televisión de manera pacífica! ¡Perdonen, no puedo siguir hablando, recorda las malas experiencias que tuve con mi compañía de televisión anterior!
 * ¡Oye que estupido el comercial, ah! ¡Ulises que idiota tu comercial, de verdad! ¿Por qué Ulises hace siempre en mi lugar? ¿Por qué, por que mierda? Ulises por la cresta, estúpido tu comercial, como se te ocurre que voy a grabar un comercial así en la cresta, después de cuatro años... Announcer: Es hora de que te cambies a Cablevisión. Inauguramos nuestra oferta de planes interactivos: paga una mensualidad de 9.990 palmas y agrega los canales que quieras por un pequeño monto adicional. ¿Conveniente o no? Estas son las oportunidades que te dan el nuevo Cablevisión. ¡No es cable, es Cablevisión!
 * AY CABLEVISIÓN ME CAMBIÓ LA VIDA
 * YA TE SABES EL FINAL
 * AHORA, SOLO TE DEBES CAMBIAR

Mega (Talcia)

 * We are going to broadcast anime, so it is the worst that can happen.
 * Talcia 2014: Riots and the Moraga government blaming to anime.
 * Mega: WTF.
 * Grupo Mega: No se que chucha estoy haciendo con mi empresa.
 * El Mercurio: Si tu no lo sabes.
 * OrgMundo: Menos yo.

Nuove (Britania)

 * ¡SEÑOR HURTADO! ¡SIGA ASÍ! ¡DURO CON ESOS MANIFESTANTES!
 * Now a marathon of Overlord.

SNT (Hisqaida)

 * SNT (pre-2018): Hisqaida is becoming a country led by radical communists, who want to destroy the family and that kill their children.
 * OrgMundo: SNT, eat a Snickers. You're not you when you hungry.
 * OrgMundo: Better?
 * SNT (post-2018): Better.
 * The propose of SNT: Create TV series for TV Mundo/C24
 * SNT: Oh my God.

EI (South Matamah)

 * Wait, do I control this? Since when?
 * I think I was drunk when I accepted, if not, I can't explain.
 * Big Brother still airs there?