User:DonaldoC1997

Basic info

 * Born: December 26th, 1997
 * Country: Portugal
 * Occupation: Student
 * Religion: Roman Catholic
 * Languages spoken: Portuguese (native), English (almost fluently), Spanish (intermediate) and French (intermediate)
 * Personality: friendly, creative, funny, nervous (sometimes) and short-tempered (occasionally)
 * Interests: films, television, literature, video games, politics, football (soccer) and memes
 * Dislikes: racism, xenophobia, homophobia, hypocrisy, idea thieves, short-tempered people and being intimidated/harassed
 * Favorite genres: action-adventure, fantasy, science fiction, thriller, crime, horror, comedy and animation
 * Favorite teams: Clube Desportivo Santa Clara/Sport Lisboa e Benfica/Portuguese national football team/Brazilian national football team

My countries

 * South Matamah: essentially my flagship country, mostly based on Portugal, although with some canon differences
 * Anglosaw: UK and the Republic of Ireland, united for life and with Protestants and Catholics still fighting each other
 * Palesia: Brazil, with the same problems as in real life, land of Baldonaro starting the apocalypse, sopa de macaco, TV Maresol, Salt Cover, Teclado lindinho 2009, etc.
 * Eusloida: fictional, part of Trapanand along with Hisqaida and the wonderful Jysania
 * Cenhasia: fictional, a Nordesian paradise in the middle of nowhere
 * New Eusland: New Zealand/Aotearoa, also known as Neurcasia Junior, with its own accint that Kaehia hates (it is believed that Lord of the Rings is nothing but a mere tourist brochure of New Eusland)
 * Surtaline: você quer fumar maconha? (shared administration with Gineki)
 * Liberdesia: South Africa (Am I a joke to you?) as apartheid intensifies (cues LBC News theme)
 * New Rhumb: fictional, essentially a less problematic Palesia Junior and also the proof that South Alscre exists (but there are no dinosaurs)
 * Lindongo, Olho Negro and Patrial: PIPINO, pandza and EVERYBODY IN PATRIAL KNOWS KUNG-FU!, respectively. (shared administration with Mavb98)

South Matamah

 * Donaldo's first and main country.
 * It was more powerful in the old canon and still is, although a bit less (thanks a lot, IMF).
 * Turner used to be headquartered here in the Geian days.
 * There even was a Fox Studios theme park!
 * TN1 was one of the largest TV channels in the world!
 * The country was capitalist but led by the SMCP!
 * RICARDO SANTIAGO NEVER FORGET
 * (insert Arthur Esvael reference here)
 * The Big 3 used to be the Big 5 and NGFC was Benfica and Real Madrid's lovechild
 * Mariense: NOW IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE HAHAHAHAHA
 * DonOnce to Donaldo during the Geian-Gapian war: "Che putito, no se te olvide que no eres el unico que puede jugar a expulsarse. Eres un traidor y un hijo de puta que tira las reglas a su conveniencia."
 * That's how Gapia started.
 * Most of the countries were culiao
 * Rules about South Matamah:
 * No Azores (because Azorita).
 * 2x the population as Portugal.
 * Two neighbors.
 * Latinolia
 * Talcia (hola Matamá del Sur weon)
 * Codfish.
 * Matamá Alcatifado bebe o vinho e canta o fado. ("do Sul" didn't fit in the metrics)
 * Ser Neogasdropista é ter na alma a chama imensa...
 * Lampiões de merda! - Portoclarense, Nacional, Lisenenses, Mariense and pretty much every other club.
 * MARIENSE CAMPEÃO QUANDO?
 * Tá calado, magrébsio! - Vitória de Dimarães
 * Auto and electronic industry STRONK! Embrulhem, nazis!
 * Grupo Volkswagen dá muito eh o cu. DFA forever.
 * Who's Windows and Mac next to Path?
 * Dictatorship ended in 1944, but sorta behaved like one until 1974.
 * Television was too Eurdecian and sober until TN discovered the joys of telenovela in 1977.
 * Sigma then bought stocks at SRT.
 * EI tried its luck by acquiring products from competing networks, Texico and Rencuesia, but failed miserably. By 2000, Jardins Proibidos premiered and the rest is history.
 * You still have Las Estrellas, TLN but without neutral Palesian accent, Zap Viva and with luck Sexta and district channels. Televisa and Kanal D still owe you money.
 * Remember the days when Disney's catalog was in "neutral Portuguese" (Palesian) and you thought Walt Disney came from the same country as Jorge Amado's literary work? You're old.
 * Except of course for television, subtitles everywhere.

Anglosaw

 * Rules about Anglosaw:
 * Drives on the left side of the road.

Newland

 * NEWLAND IS MY CITY!
 * Obviously the center (or centre, rather) of Anglosaw's economy.

Slenland

 * FREEDOM!
 * Shrek's accent is from here.
 * Are ogres Slennish?
 * SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE
 * Wait, wait, is this about Slenland or Shrek?
 * That's except for viewers in Slenland.
 * You can still watch Shortland Street on SBS One.

Joulkland Islands

 * Over 6.000 people and more sheep than them.
 * We fought a war against the Cissies in 1982.
 * EL FUTURO SIGUE SU CAMINO, CISPLATINOS A VENCER
 * Don't get an illegal Cissie DirecTV connection, just watch Hisqish channels from K-TV Ltd.

Palesia

 * The name was from the former Geian canon and it was a bot at first in the Gapian canon. I eventually came into an agreement with Gineki and I took its ownership.
 * Rules about Palesia:
 * HUEHUEHUEHUE PS PS
 * Plim-plim!
 * HÃ HÃ (TV Maresol's parody)
 * Sigma lixo! - TelecordTV
 * Então vamos juntos nessa trilha, pois no ar tudo o que brilha, brilha aqui, tá na RECÓÓÓ
 * A Sigma dá muito eh o cu. -TV Maresol
 * An international meme factory.
 * Pai de Família
 * Ai que delícia, cara!
 * Vou deixar um oco nesse rabo!
 * Senti firmeza Demacol!
 * O novo técnico do Flamênico é o Senhor Waldemar
 * Gil da Esfirra vs. Galerito
 * VOCÊ É A VERGONHA DA PROFESSION!
 * Onde ponho o saco de batata?
 * Boa noite, moça gostosa, dona desse monumental par de coxas...
 * Fala Zezé! Bom dia, cara!
 * Plano infalível
 * Chola mais!
 * Monica and Friends is pretty much for Palesia what Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Popeye and Woody Woodpecker are for the UR and Doraemon for Hokusei.
 * Zrnati pakasi bternls Sterla!
 * tecraudio
 * 2 Girls 1 Cup
 * Ricardo Milos
 * Teclado lindinho 2009
 * Naquele pique, moleque!
 * MIM DÊ PAPAI
 * Nego Bam
 * AAAAAAAH EU VOU GOZAR
 * Vaches
 * Vão toma cu cm esses vidio
 * Arthur Esvael
 * Heil Rialman, ni hao Xi'Ang, go URA, heil Deus Arthur Esvael!
 * And of course, the evil South Atlânsia Memes (cópia não, comédia).
 * Cuck Atlânsia Memes
 * Also leader in cursed commercials (or comerciais feio).
 * PESADÃO!
 * PREÇO PEQUENININHO, IGUAL AO DO ARNALDO DA SEIKO. E Ó, FUNCIONA NON?
 * DOLLYNHO
 * Vamos todos juntos tomar Leite 101!
 * LEITE DO ZERO
 * O arroz mais gostoso pra toda família qual é? Arroz 101!
 * The entire saga of Mearim Motos.
 * X-Mearim: The Power of Dreams
 * Patos Lubrificantes.
 * Frango, é love, love, a seis e noventa e nove
 * Laticínios Alscrelândia (Barriguinha Mole)
 * faliu
 * Agua sanitária é? IGUAL!
 * And, of course, Star's Chic.
 * ISSO É QUE É MULHER!
 * There's an extra state in the center-west that isn't even in the real world (São Martins).
 * With Rede Litoral as its Sigma affiliate. That name has everything to trigger Sucrein
 * Varil still exists.
 * I wonder if Seu [Cabral] will be rebooted.
 * Da Palésia para Hókusei via バリウ・バリウ・ヴァリル
 * Ainda somos a pioneira, né? Descentralização é preciso!
 * CNN Palésia is older.
 * BALDONARO IS CREATING THE APOCALYPSE
 * Automaticamente vai dar beleza pura...
 * We all know that Gabriela (especially the 2012 remake), Avenida Palésia, O Clone, Mulheres Apaixonadas and Verdades Secretas are among the greatest telenovelas in the world. But Kubanacan 11/10. Put it on Sigmaplay or something. South Matamah just finished its first repeat in the world.

New Rhumb

 * Rules about New Rhumb:
 * Alscre exists.

Cenhasia

 * The country was formerly occupied by mavb98 as Genmark.
 * What did Genmark have so special unlike Lenmark?
 * It was created as an homage to Helvmark.
 * The nasty pedophile stole the name.
 * Rules about Cenhasia:
 * speaks in a weird Danish accent.

Eusloida

 * Eusloida started out as Hopeland in Nortolunia during the controversial new map of Geia in early 2014, later moved to Rainsaw and then to Gapia as a bot country, initially as Slenia and later Euslonia before finally settling on the current name, Eusloida.
 * Eusloida is pretty much an experimental country since I based a lot of it on other Anglophone countries, namely Canada, Australia and New Zealand and a bit of my own country but discretely disguised and it rose my interest on building countries from scratch.
 * Originally, it only spoke English, but seeing both Hisqaida and Jysania had Spanish, I had to counter-balance it and French came aboard, partly due to Gineki ending Trapanand in North Atlansia.
 * Rules about Eusloida:
 * Your English sounds like it came straight from H2O: Just Add Water.
 * I would die if I had to watch a North Yarean family eat breakfast for an hour in real time.
 * Cleo, no!
 * I watch Neighbours and Home and Away.
 * You write "colour", yet you write "center".
 * What kind of orthography are you following? If you can't resist in writing Commonwealth English, but you're not part of the Commonwealth, then you're an orthographical schizophrenic.
 * If you call foothi "football", you're obviously not Eusloidian.
 * Same goes if you call football "soccer".
 * Are you a sports schizo?
 * On the opposite, the French side isn't as conservative as Quillec.
 * JE VAIS MANGER AU KFC, PAS DE PFK
 * (burns Cheyennian flag)
 * French Eusloida: uses Roterlanese dubs.
 * Quillec: (autistic screeching)
 * If you never watched "Children of the Mine" or "St. Michael's Mental Hospital", the apex of kids' drama in Eusloida, you never had childhood.
 * If you're a Kaehian or a Neurcasian, then those two shows on TV2/NTV were your idea of how Eusloida was.
 * The day some part of Geerlesia was featured on YTV's The Zone was very special for you.
 * Because they pay more attention to Hisqaida and Jysania.
 * You are a true Eusloidian if you listened to any Shpongle track as part of Soundstream's Midnight Trip while high.

New Eusland

 * Rules about New Eusland:
 * The gods call it Aotearoa
 * If you watched:
 * the Goodnight Kiwi at the end of TVNE;
 * sung TV One's version of the national anthem (GOD DEFEND NEW EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND);
 * The controversial episodes of Eating Media Lunch that involved pornography;
 * You and Me with Suzy Cato;
 * the Irirangi Te Motu/New Eusland on Air totem (this program was made with funding from New Eusland on Air);
 * said "nā Te Māngai Pāho te pūtea tautoko" in a perfect Māori accent;
 * imitated the voices saying "he mea tautoko nā Te Māngai Pāho";
 * ever been to Rainbow's End;
 * patiently waited for the midnight Eurdecian porno on Sky 1;
 * then this is clear evidence that you are a Kiwi kid.
 * We are "apparently" the most peaceful country in the world.
 * 2019: ARGH! I can take this anymore!
 * If this were in Neuckland or Wallington it would be worse.
 * Mayagia and Runislavia: thank you for ruining the reputation of our 90s propaganda songs.
 * Damn you, Neurcasian-New Euslandian moron. I'm going to Kaehia instead.
 * Kaehia: I had to suffer four years of Nacorevism and now they are paying hard for Nazist themes.
 * Neuckland is the center of the world.
 * Neurcasia has Home and Away and Neighbours. We have Shortland Street.

Liberdesia

 * The country had the most names out of his countries under Donaldo's administration: Saint Liberty (2014), Liberty (2014-2019) and Liberdesia (2019-now).
 * At first, it mixed South Africa with the main African Lusophone nations, but now it's just South Africa.
 * Mozambican elements were dropped in the June 2018. And then Angola.
 * Rules about Liberdesia:
 * Am I a joke to you?
 * (dances to the LBC News theme song)
 * Many black people bloody regret voting the MNC.
 * Result = worse than the Republics.
 * If you don't pay your DStv subscription, you'll be sentenced to strict punishments, including singing the Top Billing theme song.
 * But the LBC cancelled Top Billing...
 * Fine, go watch Generations or 7de Laan instead.

Surtaline

 * One of the lore's oldest countries. It left the canon for a few months in 2017.
 * Rules about Surtaline?
 * Você quer fumar maconha?
 * Você quer ficar doidão?
 * Ficar muito chapadão?

Lindongo

 * It came from a decision I took with Gineki to split Liberdesia into two separate nations. The current Liberdesia is now just South Africa while Lindongo took the space of the former Porto Novo, which was practically abandoned by its owner and became a mess.
 * Rules about Lindongo:
 * WE MUST DEFEND THE MPLL
 * PIPINO
 * Offshores
 * An island that is responsible for 80% of the oil exports the country has.

Olho Negro

 * Initially it was divided in two (muy africana la wea) before they were united. When the country was in the Atlansias, it was obsessed with television.
 * Rules about Olho Negro:
 * Prophet Joe Williams
 * Fred Jossias
 * Marrabenta
 * Tens tako?

Patrial

 * Hyper-Cape Verde.
 * Rules about Patrial:
 * Na nha juventude, tude era banal
 * You speak a weird creole on one side and Swahili on the other
 * Unlike Cape Verde, there's a lot of land (and a lot of wildlife)

Favorite countries from the others (including bots)

 * Hisqaida (Gineki)
 * Latinolia (DonOnce)
 * Talcia (DonOnce)
 * Roterlaine (Gineki)
 * Itainy (Gineki)
 * Rialmany (definitely not DonOnce)
 * Alliancia (Lumogo)
 * United Republics (bot)
 * Cheyenne (Lumogo)
 * Neurcasia (Gineki)
 * Hokusei (was DonOnce and later Gineki, now just a bot)
 * South Yarea (bot)
 * Puerto Grande (NicoGR)
 * Gonghei and Neicao (both bots)

What I use

 * Windows 7 (using a Toshiba Satellite laptop)
 * Microsoft Office PowerPoint 2013
 * GIMP
 * Inkscape