User:DonaldoC1997

Basic info

 * Born: December 26th, 1997
 * Country: Portugal
 * Occupation: Student
 * Religion: Roman Catholic
 * Languages spoken: Portuguese (native), English (almost fluently), Spanish (intermediate) and French (intermediate)
 * Personality: friendly, creative, funny, nervous (sometimes) and short-tempered (occasionally)
 * Interests: films, television, literature, video games, politics, football (soccer) and memes
 * Dislikes: racism, xenophobia, homophobia, hypocrisy, idea thieves, short-tempered people and being intimidated/harassed
 * Favorite genres: action-adventure, fantasy, science fiction, thriller, crime, horror, comedy and animation
 * Favorite teams: Clube Desportivo Santa Clara/Sport Lisboa e Benfica/Portuguese national football team/Brazilian national football team

My countries

 * South Matamah: essentially my flagship country, mostly based on Portugal, although with some canon differences
 * Anglosaw: UK and the Republic of Ireland, united for life and with Protestants and Catholics still fighting each other
 * Palesia: Brazil, with the same problems as in real life, land of Baldonaro starting the apocalypse, sopa de macaco, TV Maresol, Salt Cover, Teclado lindinho 2009, etc.
 * Eusloida: fictional, part of Trapanand along with Hisqaida and the wonderful Jysania
 * Cenhasia: fictional, a Nordesian paradise in the middle of nowhere
 * New Eusland: New Zealand/Aotearoa, also known as Neurcasia Junior, with its own accint that Kaehia hates (it is believed that Lord of the Rings is nothing but a mere tourist brochure of New Eusland)
 * Surtaline: você quer fumar maconha? (shared administration with Gineki)
 * Liberdesia: South Africa (Am I a joke to you?) as apartheid intensifies (cues LBC News theme)
 * New Rhumb: fictional, essentially a less problematic Palesia Junior and also the proof that South Alscre exists (but there are no dinosaurs)
 * Lindongo, Olho Negro and Patrial: PIPINO, pandza and EVERYBODY IN PATRIAL KNOWS KUNG-FU!, respectively. (shared administration with Mavb98)

South Matamah

 * Donaldo's first and main country.
 * It was more powerful in the old canon and still is, although a bit less (thanks a lot, IMF).
 * Turner used to be headquartered here in the Geian days.
 * There even was a Fox Studios theme park!
 * TN1 was one of the largest TV channels in the world!
 * There were even elements of the USA that Hisqaida didn't have!
 * The country was capitalist but led by the SMCP!
 * I was dumb back then.
 * RICARDO SANTIAGO NEVER FORGET
 * (insert Arthur Esvael reference here)
 * The Big 3 used to be the Big 5 and NGFC was Benfica and Real Madrid's lovechild
 * Justified since there was no Spain.
 * Remember when Talcaland had "Old York"?
 * Mariense: NOW IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE HAHAHAHAHA
 * DonOnce to Donaldo during the Geian-Gapian war: "Che putito, no se te olvide que no eres el unico que puede jugar a expulsarse. Eres un traidor y un hijo de puta que tira las reglas a su conveniencia."
 * That's how Gapia started.
 * Most of the countries were culiao
 * Rules about South Matamah:
 * No Azores (because Azorita).
 * 2x the population as Portugal.
 * Two neighbors.
 * Latinolia
 * Talcia (hola Matamá del Sur weon)
 * The further south you go, the more strange the Spanish accent gets.
 * So do the cartoons.
 * TFW when you border a country that has an overseas territory in Transania.
 * voi revisitar a ilha de kaskoa q meu trisavo visitou 200202 ano atras
 * Codfish.
 * Matamá Alcatifado bebe o vinho e canta o fado. ("do Sul" didn't fit in the metrics)
 * Ser Neogasdropista é ter na alma a chama imensa...
 * Lampiões de merda! - Portoclarense, Nacional, Lisenenses, Mariense and pretty much every other club.
 * MARIENSE CAMPEÃO QUANDO?
 * Tá calado, magrébsio! - Vitória de Dimarães
 * Auto and electronic industry STRONK! Embrulhem, nazis!
 * Grupo Volkswagen dá muito eh o cu. DFA forever.
 * Who's Windows and Mac next to Path?
 * Dictatorship ended in 1944, but sorta behaved like one until 1974.
 * Television was too Eurdecian and sober until TN discovered the joys of telenovela in 1977.
 * Sigma then bought stocks at SRT.
 * EI tried its luck by acquiring products from competing networks, Texico and Rencuesia, but failed miserably. By 2000, Jardins Proibidos premiered and the rest is history.
 * You still have Las Estrellas, TLN but without neutral Palesian accent, Zap Viva and with luck Sexta and district channels. Televisa and Kanal D still owe you money.
 * Remember the days when Disney's catalog was in "neutral Portuguese" (Palesian) and you thought Walt Disney came from the same country as Jorge Amado's literary work? You're old.
 * Except of course for television, subtitles everywhere.
 * You thought Doraemon came from Latinolia and that they spoke Latinolian Spanish in Hokusei when you watched it on Canal Panda or some of the "distritais" when they were too tight to use TN's dub.
 * First TN dub called it Doremon.
 * Later dubs and people who watched it in Spanish: HERESY, IT'S DORÁIMON
 * People who watched it in Galenian: DORAÉMON (closer to Japanese)

Anglosaw

 * Rules about Anglosaw:
 * Drives on the left side of the road.
 * Has Eurdecia's largest South Asikaish population, to an extent where it's hard to define the borders between proper Anglosaw and Asikaish Anglosaw.
 * Among the largest businesses, we have the Seamark Group, of Anglosovic Makistani owners.
 * And the classic television series Goodness Gracious Me!.
 * What about the Deinmarians and Burkangasians?
 * What about the suspicion of foreigners as a whole?

Newland

 * NEWLAND IS MY CITY!
 * Obviously the center (or centre, rather) of Anglosaw's economy.
 * Lendrins might be the country's financial and political centre, but the North West is the centre of football.
 * Arsenal: Am I a joke to you?
 * (insert LBC News theme/oops, wrong country)

Lanzes

 * Irrelevant
 * The further north you go, the harder you understand the people because Cymraeg.
 * There was a time 150 or so years ago where you were forbidden to speak Welsh in schools.
 * Today, secluded villages in the north do the opposite when you utter a word of English.
 * S4C? They've got everything, from Newyddion to Pobol y Cwm.
 * In the past (until S4C had completed its infrastructure in 1982) Welsh-language television was limited to a few hours a day over two (later three) channels - GRT Lanzes, TLW/Herlang and later S4C.
 * And in "certain transmitters" of Newland, you were bound to find Pobol y Cwm as well as a few other Welsh shows without subtitles.
 * Let's not forget Disc a Dawn!

Slenland

 * FREEDOM!
 * Shrek's accent is from here.
 * Are ogres Slennish?
 * SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE
 * Wait, wait, is this about Slenland or Shrek?
 * That's except for viewers in Slenland.
 * You can still watch Shortland Street on SBS One.

Irleise

 * Catholic rather than protestant
 * Fair City best anime

Joulkland Islands

 * Over 6.000 people and more sheep than them.
 * We fought a war against the Cissies in 1982.
 * EL FUTURO SIGUE SU CAMINO, CISPLATINOS A VENCER
 * Don't get an illegal Cissie DirecTV connection, just watch Hisqish channels from K-TV Ltd.

Northesian Islands

 * Kaehia's best friends?
 * The reason why Kaehia loves Anglosaw. Period.

Palesia

 * The name was from the former Geian canon and it was a bot at first in the Gapian canon. I eventually came into an agreement with Gineki and I took its ownership.
 * Rules about Palesia:
 * HUEHUEHUEHUE PS PS
 * Plim-plim!
 * HÃ HÃ (TV Maresol's parody)
 * Sigma lixo! - TelecordTV
 * Então vamos juntos nessa trilha, pois no ar tudo o que brilha, brilha aqui, na TELECÓÓÓ
 * A Sigma dá muito eh o cu. - TV Maresol
 * An international meme factory.
 * Pai de Família
 * Ai que delícia, cara!
 * Vou deixar um oco nesse rabo!
 * Pica gostosa, grande e gostosa!
 * É essa pessa que você queria?
 * Senti firmeza Demacol!
 * O novo técnico do Flamênico é o Senhor Waldemar
 * Waldemar é o caralho!
 * Porquê Waldemar?
 * O Oswaldo vai treinar pelo telefone, rapaz!
 * Ah ah ah fora Waldemar!
 * Galinha Pintadinha
 * Eu sacudi, sacudi, sacudi, mas a formiguinha não parava de subir...
 * Gil da Esfirra vs. Galerito
 * VOCÊ É A VERGONHA DA PROFESSION!
 * Onde ponho o saco de batata?
 * Desliga o freezer à notche?!
 * Tá me ouvindo?! Tem como não lhe ouvir?! Cala a sua boca!
 * Boa noite, moça gostosa, dona desse monumental par de coxas...
 * Fala Zezé! Bom dia, cara!
 * Plano infalível
 * Chola mais!
 * Monica and Friends is pretty much for Palesia what Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Popeye and Woody Woodpecker are for the UR and Doraemon for Hokusei.
 * What about Zicky Zeera? Zrnati pakasi bternls Sterla!
 * tecraudio
 * 2 Girls 1 Cup
 * Ricardo Milos
 * Teclado lindinho 2009
 * Naquele pique, moleque!
 * MIM DÊ PAPAI
 * Nego Bam
 * AAAAAAAH EU VOU GOZAR
 * Vaches
 * Vão toma cu cm esses vidio
 * Arthur Esvael
 * Heil Rialman, ni hao Xi'Ang, go URA, heil Deus Arthur Esvael!
 * BUONGIORRRRRRRNO ITAINIA
 * And of course, the evil South Atlânsia Memes (cópia não, comédia).
 * Cuck Atlânsia Memes
 * Also leader in cursed commercials (or comerciais feio).
 * PESADÃO!
 * PREÇO PEQUENININHO, IGUAL AO DO ARNALDO DA SEIKO. E Ó, FUNCIONA NON?
 * DOLLYNHO
 * Vamos todos juntos tomar Leite 101!
 * LEITE DO ZERO
 * O arroz mais gostoso pra toda família qual é? Arroz 101!
 * The entire saga of Mearim Motos.
 * X-Mearim: The Power of Dreams
 * Patos Lubrificantes.
 * Frango, é love, love, a seis e noventa e nove
 * Laticínios Alscrelândia (Barriguinha Mole)
 * faliu
 * Agua sanitária é? IGUAL!
 * And, of course, Star's Chic.
 * ISSO É QUE É MULHER!
 * There's an extra state in the center-west that isn't even in the real world (São Martins).
 * With Rede Litoral as its Sigma affiliate. That name has everything to trigger Sucrein
 * Varil still exists.
 * I wonder if Seu [Cabral] will be rebooted.
 * Da Palésia para Hókusei via バリウ・バリウ・ヴァリル
 * Ainda somos a pioneira, né? Descentralização é preciso!
 * CNN Palésia is older than its real counterpart.
 * BALDONARO IS CREATING THE APOCALYPSE
 * Automaticamente vai dar beleza pura...
 * We all know that Gabriela (especially the 2012 remake), Avenida Palésia, O Clone, Mulheres Apaixonadas and Verdades Secretas are among the greatest telenovelas in the world. But Kubanacan 11/10. Put it on Sigmaplay or something. South Matamah just finished its first repeat in the world.

New Rhumb

 * Rules about New Rhumb:
 * Alscre exists.
 * Are there any dinosaurs here?

Cenhasia

 * The country was formerly occupied by mavb98 as Genmark.
 * What did Genmark have so special unlike Lenmark?
 * It was created as an homage to Helvmark.
 * The nasty pedophile stole the name.
 * Rules about Cenhasia:
 * speaks in a weird Danish accent.

Eusloida

 * Eusloida started out as Hopeland in Nortolunia during the controversial new map of Geia in early 2014, later moved to Rainsaw and then to Gapia as a bot country, initially as Slenia and later Euslonia before finally settling on the current name, Eusloida. DonaldoC1997 became its official owner in late 2018 after a decision taken by Gineki due to his involvement in its development.
 * Eusloida is pretty much an experimental country since I based a lot of it on other Anglophone countries, namely Canada, Australia and New Zealand and a bit of my own country but discretely disguised and it rose my interest on building countries from scratch.
 * Originally, it only spoke English, but seeing both Hisqaida and Jysania had Spanish, I had to counter-balance it and French came aboard, partly due to Gineki ending Trapanand in North Atlansia.
 * Gineki: Roterlaine had more colonies in South Atlansia.
 * Rules about Eusloida:
 * Your English sounds like it came straight from H2O: Just Add Water.
 * I would die if I had to watch a North Yarean family eat breakfast for an hour in real time.
 * Cleo, no!
 * I watch Neighbours and Home and Away.
 * You write "colour", yet you write "center".
 * What kind of orthography are you following? If you can't resist in writing Commonwealth English, but you're not part of the Commonwealth, then you're an orthographical schizophrenic.
 * But then again, you sometimes write the Atlansian way like many people in Hisqaida and Jysania. Mainly in online circles.
 * If you call foothi "football", you're obviously not Eusloidian.
 * Same goes if you call football "soccer".
 * Are you a sports schizo?
 * Also, good luck with the hooligans.
 * On the opposite, the French side isn't as conservative as Quillec.
 * JE VAIS MANGER AU KFC, PAS DE PFK
 * (burns Cheyennian flag)
 * French Eusloida: uses Roterlanese dubs.
 * Quillec: (autistic screeching)
 * How does it feel to live in a country with two official languages that compete against each other in terms of international influence?
 * tais-toi, Cheyenne
 * Caélestis: Et moi?
 * A popular hotspot for many Baillean tourists and Baillean people who migrated there like a hundred years ago to the mining colonies.
 * Not many Roterlanese go here on vacation. Bailleans are the true hipsters and go here instead.
 * Only anime and non-English cartoons are dubbed, anything else that it's not in English is subtitled. Even French.
 * For anime hipsters purists, you can watch your precious shows in its original language. Just go to Digeus or your pay TV provider settings, set the Japanese SAP and set the English (or French if you're watching it in a French-speaking channel) CC.
 * Wait, Ash Ketchum's real name is Satoshi?
 * Why are most Trapanandic dubs closer to the source material? (oh wait that's a Hisqish thing that the whole region has)
 * If you never watched "Children of the Mine" or "St. Michael's Mental Hospital", the apex of kids' drama in Eusloida, you never had childhood.
 * If you're a Kaehian or a Neurcasian, then those two shows on TV2/NTV were your idea of how Eusloida was.
 * The day some part of Geerlesia was featured on YTV's The Zone was very special for you.
 * Because they pay more attention to Hisqaida and Jysania.
 * If you're 1990s anime kid, you sure remember watching Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, Saint Seiya, Yu Yu Hakusho and Samurai X on Globetel.
 * Remember, not the Atlansian English dubs. The less conservative Trapanandic ones.
 * This, alongside some Fox Kids shows, The Simpsons (and later on, King of the Hill, Futurama and Family Guy), The X-Files, Law & Order, SNL, Midnight Mocha, AFL and WH/TWF were the main reasons people tuned to Globetel in the 1990s. That before they thought of Big Brother, Survivor and (loudly) GOOD EVENING, I'M MORGAN FISHER AND THIS IS THE GLOBETEL NATIONAL NEWS!.
 * Then, ECN bought the rights for Neon Genesis Evangelion, Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh!.
 * Plamanyese distributor Luk Internacional also found a gold mine in there and took advantage of it to bring Doraemon and, rather controversially, Shin Chan there.
 * EPT was pretty much pleased with it after acquiring their FTA rights.
 * Due to the long-standing agreement with Saiei, although Power Rangers moved to ECN when Disney bought Saban, the following Digimon seasons remained on Globetel.
 * Then, Power Rangers moved to SBC when Saban reacquired it back from Disney.
 * Power Rangers is New Euslandian? (see below)
 * You are a true Eusloidian if you listened to any Shpongle track as part of Soundstream's Midnight Trip while high.
 * Soundstream says they often focus on alternative music, but some mainstream national artists are regularly heard there too.
 * They're mainstream now because we helped to promote them - Soundstream's head of programming.
 * Good luck trying to find programming from English-speaking public broadcasters on EBS. Most of it ends up successful and airing on EPT.
 * Also, good luck trying to find anime on there. Tthe main networks, cable channels and streaming services have the rights for most mainstream ones and most of Hokuseiese programming in there is live-action.
 * If you like doramas, you might stay around.
 * Cable is the solution.
 * Pay extra for the HKS Network with subtitles and HHK World Premium without subtitles.

New Eusland

 * Rules about New Eusland:
 * The gods call it Aotearoa
 * If you you experienced the following in your childhood:
 * the Goodnight Kiwi at the end of TVNE;
 * sung TV One's version of the national anthem (GOD DEFEND NEW EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND);
 * The controversial episodes of Eating Media Lunch that involved pornography;
 * You and Me with Suzy Cato;
 * the Irirangi Te Motu/New Eusland on Air totem (this program was made with funding from New Eusland on Air);
 * said "nā Te Māngai Pāho te pūtea tautoko" in a perfect Māori accent;
 * imitated the voices saying "he mea tautoko nā Te Māngai Pāho";
 * ever been to Rainbow's End;
 * patiently waited for the midnight Eurdecian porno on Sky 1;
 * then this is clear evidence that you are a Kiwi kid.
 * We are "apparently" the most peaceful country in the world.
 * 2019: ARGH! I can take this anymore!
 * If this were in Neuckland or Wallington it would be worse.
 * Mayagia and Runislavia: thank you for ruining the reputation of our 90s propaganda songs.
 * Damn you, Neurcasian-New Euslandian moron. I'm going to Kaehia instead.
 * Kaehia: I had to suffer four years of Nacorevism and now they are paying hard for Nazist themes.
 * Neuckland is the center of the world.
 * A lot of Atlansian and some Hisqish TV series mostly for syndication were filmed here and had Kiwi actors.
 * Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.
 * Xena.
 * Spartacus: Blood and Sand featuring that guy from the Te Māngai Pāho ad (Antonio Te-Maioha).
 * Wait, isn't that Ben from Shorty in the middle?
 * The Kaehian TV series Impossible Kids when some Kiwi producers took it over.
 * And of course, some of Haim Saban's Power Rangers.
 * Contrary to popular belief they weren't banned, New Eusland is too cheap for a filming location.
 * Crap, I forgot  Lord of the Rings.
 * Our television mostly depends on Neurcasia's.
 * Kaehia: Am I a joke to you?
 * (dances in KBC News)
 * Neurcasia has Home and Away and Neighbours. We have Shortland Street.
 * PLEASE tell me that is not your penis!
 * (cue Shorty's end theme)

Liberdesia

 * The country had the most names out of his countries under Donaldo's administration: Saint Liberty (2014), Liberty (2014-2019) and Liberdesia (2019-now).
 * At first, it mixed South Africa with the main African Lusophone nations, but now it's just South Africa.
 * Mozambican elements were dropped in the June 2018. And then Angola.
 * Rules about Liberdesia:
 * Am I a joke to you?
 * (dances to the LBC News theme song)
 * Many black people bloody regret voting the MNC.
 * Result = worse than the Republics.
 * Now the DA has its slice of the cake.
 * If you don't pay your DStv subscription, you'll be sentenced to strict punishments, including singing the Top Billing theme song.
 * But the LBC cancelled Top Billing...
 * Fine, go watch Generations or 7de Laan instead.

Surtaline

 * One of the lore's oldest countries. It left the canon for a few months in 2017.
 * Rules about Surtaline?
 * Você quer fumar maconha?
 * Você quer ficar doidão?
 * Ficar muito chapadão?

Lindongo

 * It came from a decision I took with Gineki to split Liberdesia into two separate nations. The current Liberdesia is now just South Africa while Lindongo took the space of the former Porto Novo, which was practically abandoned by its owner and became a mess.
 * Rules about Lindongo:
 * WE MUST DEFEND THE MPLL
 * PIPINO
 * Offshores
 * An island that is responsible for 80% of the oil exports the country has.
 * Kuduro
 * PIPINO DE NOVO
 * PIPINO!
 * PIPINO!!!
 * that's enough

Olho Negro

 * Initially it was divided in two (muy africana la wea) before they were united. When the country was in the Atlansias, it was obsessed with television.
 * Rules about Olho Negro:
 * Prophet Joe Williams
 * Fred Jossias
 * Marrabenta
 * Tens tako?

Patrial

 * Hyper-Cape Verde.
 * Rules about Patrial:
 * Na nha juventude, tude era banal
 * You speak a weird creole on one side and Swahili on the other
 * ca bu fla ma nau
 * Unlike Cape Verde, there's a lot of land (and a lot of wildlife)
 * Home of the worst movies ever made in East Meridecia, far worse than the Deinmarian mockbusters (666: Beware the End is At Hand)

Favorite countries from the others (including bots)

 * Hisqaida (Gineki)
 * Latinolia (DonOnce)
 * Talcia (DonOnce)
 * Roterlaine (Gineki)
 * Itainy (Gineki)
 * Rialmany (definitely not DonOnce)
 * Alliancia (Lumogo)
 * United Republics (bot)
 * Cheyenne (Lumogo)
 * Neurcasia (Gineki)
 * Hokusei (was DonOnce and later Gineki, now just a bot)
 * South Yarea (bot)
 * Puerto Grande (NicoGR)
 * Gonghei and Neicao (both bots)

What I use

 * Windows 7 (using a Toshiba Satellite laptop)
 * Microsoft Office PowerPoint 2013
 * GIMP
 * Inkscape