User:Vengatio1

My gapian countries in detail (?) and cronologicaly.

Quemurilla

 * The first gapian country made.
 * It's a nationalist african dictatorship democracy like Equatorial Guinea, Somalia or Namibia.
 * It was going to be my main country, but other things happened.
 * It's a homenage to another two ficticional countries, one to the game Dolmatovia (Bogracas) and Nationstates (Catalonian Africa).
 * I created it to be a "Capitalistic North Korea".
 * Rules about Quemurilla
 * Dersboznia is the evil, unless you talk about the "Great Dersboznia" (Union betwen Quemurilla and Dersboznia)
 * Xi'ang is the evil, unless buy oil.
 * The ONFU is law, unless critizing you, when it happens that is a commie institution.

Vradivan Islands

 * The main country, and for a strange reason everyone's (?) favorite.
 * I had never heard of Singapore before making this country, but I love to think that it would be its "progresist" version.
 * The country it's a self-mock from far years ago, also is a mock of twitter users (you know, that's guys who think they know everything, and think they do it all right when in reality it is not)
 * Also the country is taked from a childish game (with Noega I will explain more on it)
 * TV Mundo/OrgMundo I did it as a monopoly and powerful company, which just like the country things never work out.
 * Rules about Vradiva.
 * I hope you have brought your boxing gloves.
 * A "seiyuu" (voice actor) who worked in 3 "vranimes", it's automatically nationalized (Have fun finding out who the "lucky ones" are).
 * Psyco-Pass is better than Mob Psyco, Fire Force, Anohana, Hamefura, Ueno-san, Murenaze!, Nagato-san, Takagi-san and Konosuba... But Estrellas del Balompie is best vranime 11/10.
 * Buy histories from Hokusei, then say you did them. Profit!
 * お兄さん! やめて,ください!
 * Vradiva never qualiyfing to a FFAI World Cu... shit, that rule is broken.
 * OrgMundo is the best, even when it isn't. Remember it.
 * Mr. Cuellar is God.
 * You hate the URA, but love HIQ, HOK and the EU. No question it.
 * Ok Hisqaida you are my new best friend (Tear Brusia photo)
 * Brusia: AAAAAX!
 * Bubble gums only in Castilla or Gritain.
 * If you not watch "The man behind the world" or "Die, dringo, die" you didn't have childhood.
 * Vradivan things are better, like my Mitta-Cola... Ah delicious. (Aaaand cut) PFFF... That taste horrible. Bring me that Pepsi.

New Alacania

 * The country I was "forced" to make
 * Made betwen a country called Nova Atacama (Nationstates) and a Alt History who i make.
 * NA supposly was supposed to be more crazy than VI because his model from NS, since its base was a little mock nation.
 * A FUCKING LITTLE ISLAND THAT SINKS EVERY YEAR AND HAD THE DOUBLE OF POPULATION THAT CHINA!
 * Cronica TV it's taken for that reason.
 * To make it more consistent take a little bit of Peru too.
 * [Insert La Tigresa del Oriente song here]
 * Rules about New Alacania.
 * Have a glass of wine, drink it.
 * Nothing happens? Drink another glass of wine.
 * Repeat the procediment until you fall drunk into a copper mine.
 * How do you think they have made such idiotic decisions? Well at least winning the IIWW.
 * Really how winning to Nacorev Hisqaida?
 * Hisqaida: It is something that I would also like to know.
 * ¡LO ECHARON POR TROLO! ¡DISCRIMINACIÓN!
 * Come to New Alacania, a beautiful land with good people, and remember if you buy this tour package in the next 30 minutes you could be the next president of the country for a day! (You could suffer an impeachment before 24 hours, it is recommended not to have legal problems in your country of origin) NEW ALACANIA LAND OF OPORTUNITIES!
 * ¡SE TEME LO PEOR!

Karistia

 * My personal favorite country (made for me). Yes even if nothing happens in that place.
 * I personally wanted to take Finland, but seeing that it was a bot country, form this little monarchy.
 * Yes, Finland it's my favorite country, more than Japan.
 * The name is taken from Dolmatovia roleplay game.
 * Long live to the Socdem Party! (But if you did nothing for him)
 * Rules about Karistia.
 * HO! HO! HO! Motherfuckers!
 * Take down and relaxing to the most neutral country of Gapia.
 * Switzvein and Cheyenne: Are you challenge us?!
 * We not are Voltland (Unfortunately)
 * Do not avoid taxes, and if you do not send an email to a Vradivan or Saint Joao bank.
 * Ahhh it's too hot today.
 * Hey It's too quiet here.
 * Too quiet.
 * Fuck, I better go to New Alacania.
 * Fuck, I better go to New Alacania.

Quranim

 * Quranim. Nice, quiet Quranim. :)
 * Karistia: IT'S A 2319!
 * NEWLAND MI6 COMES
 * Quranim: Oh not again.
 * A homenage to a videogame, very succesfull... About lawers. Now ate that hamburger boy.
 * Also take some to Nepal and Bhutan.
 * Rules about Quranim
 * Remember is a "feminist" country, don't behave like an idiot.
 * Be happy. That is very important.
 * Hardwork in the countryside... Or in tourism.
 * Are you sure that Mount Everest is not here?
 * And for God sake, never get pregnant the queen. See you next friends.
 * Sir! We are the Quranimese Police! Stop it!

Noega

 * Noega the last, and the true Vradiva enemy.
 * Noega is made for a ex friend ficticional country, is a Vradivan up side mirror.
 * A paradise in the Transalic, with beautiful coasts.
 * E falan PARABENS! 우에!
 * Rules about Noega
 * Reject the republics... Except South Matamah, Palesia and True Yarea.
 * We love the liberties, and you too... Except if you are a populist.
 * Look that beautiful sea... The sea... The se... Excuse me, go to the mens bathroom.
 * I don't understand, i make everything better than Vradiva. Why i are underdevelopment?
 * Vradiva: You tried make anime more than doramas?
 * Noega: Of course I... TRIGGERED
 * Some day you conquer Vradiva.
 * Castilla, Latinolia and Anglosaw: First time?
 * Hokusei: You want conquer Vradiva? I will be your teacher.
 * Noega: I prefer teach me Yarea.