Talk:DirecTV (United Republics)/@comment-424959-20170827053600/@comment-5259809-20171111191249

When your cable goes out, you get stressed.

When you get stessed, you need to get away.

When you need to get away, you go for something exotic.

When you go for something exotic, you get bitten something exotic.

When you get bitten by something exotic, things swell up!

When things swell up, you can't go home.

And when you can't go home, you become a local fisherman they call "Big Fatty Face".

Don't become a local fisherman they call "Big Fatty Face"!