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The Media Bowels (TMB) was a Eusloidian satirical television program hosted by Stuart Wells. It aired on EPT between 2003 and 2008. The show was frequently controversial during its run.

History
In late 2001, Stuart Wells was making a one-off program for EPT called The Year Nobody Wanted. Part of the reason why he made this program was because of the June 23rd terrorist attacks in Hopeland City. The program was reviewed several times by EPT managers and conceded him a full television series. In September 2002, a series known as The Media Bowels was confirmed to premiere in the 2003 television season.

A test series on the radio premiered on March 3rd, 2003, alongside the blog of the same name. The first season premiered on September 15th, 2003. The second season premiered in September 2004. The third season, consisting of thirteen episodes, premiered on May 2nd, 2005. The fourth series, consisting of thirteen more episodes, premiered in late March 2006, on Friday nights. In October 2006 it moved to Sunday nights for one hour and had two seasons in said format, including episodes broadcast around the silly season of the southern hemisphere. The season ended with a special episode, The 27th EPT-TMB eOffal Awards, acting as a two-hour special, rounding off the longest season which contained a total of 26 episodes. It then returned in October for an additional thirteen episodes plus a special episode, Into 1985. The seventh season aired from October to December 2008 and was made in a new studio.

Format
Stuart Wells primarily dealt upon issues of the week, including criticism of national and local television, Hisqish and international news channels and some tactics (like fictional news stories or television programs) to help in its shock value. There were four seasons in the half-hour format. Seasons 5 through 7 consisted of hour-long episodes.

Season 1

 * 1: True Parliament Stories (September 15th, 2003)
 * 4: Globetel Simulator 2000 (October 2003): TMB creates a fictional scandal that is going to become a "vital part" of Eusloidian talkback conversation: a Morgan Fisher sextape.

Season 2
Stuart Wells travels to Neuckland to see the show's alleged "copycat" Eating Media Lunch.
 * 1: Eating Media Bowels (2004)
 * 4: Coronation Street (2004)

Season 5
The last edition before the season's Christmas break. TMB looks back at the 100 most shocking moments of 2006, a look at the controversial book I, Katherine and the TMB predicts 2007 in media and politics, plus a trip back to 1985 for the New Faces special of that year, revealing the worst fashions of the year. With ECN lacking a show to compete against Globetel's Big Brother, EPT's Greatest Eusloidians and SBC's primetime in general, ECN fuses Big Brother and Greatest Eusloidians by creating the hybrid reality show Big Brother: Great Eusloidians. The ten finalists partake in a series of Big Brother-esque tasks, yet the winner is never revealed.
 * 1: The Return (October 29th, 2006)
 * 6: Islamic Machine
 * 7: The Most Shocking Moments of 2006
 * 8: Promises for the New Year (January 1st, 2007)
 * 10: Big Brother: Great Eusloidians (January 2007)

Greatest Television Moments of Eusloida
Usually shown in the end credits.

Broadcast
The series was broadcast on EPT. It usually ran at 10:30pm (later 10pm from the fifth season).

Internationally the series had limited carriage - even though it was shown on some Eusqainian cable network [or at best a Hisqish network until it was dropped possibly due to lack of interest, and I'll leave it to the country's owner], it was also carried on EPT World.

Home video releases
All seasons were released on DVD Region 4. This is a feat considering the high level of licensed footage and music used over the course of the series. No bonus features are available, but subtitles are: not just in English and French, but in Eikaroth (assisted by a student) as a marketing ploy.
 * Season 1 (December 2004)

Eating Media Lunch: rip-off or coincidence?
In 2003, TV2 premiered Eating Media Lunch, a series that was apparently similar to TMB, that was supposedly licensed by EPRT. The season 2 premiere episode featured Stuart traveling to New Eusland on purpose just to see how EML was doing in November 2003 and how EML looked like a copy of TMB, from set to contents.

Sextape scandal
Globetel Simulator 2000, broadcast in October 2003, was filmed around the time the first episode was finished. Around the time of filming, Wells received e-mail and letters about what would happen to Morgan Fisher by the time the fourth episode was shown.

2007 April Fool's Day prank
The most controversial episode was broadcast on April 1st, 2007, in which the program was a prank presented from an alternate dimension where Eusloida was reannexed by Hisqaida and had references to Arkvalth Zavkler throughout. This infuriated Eusloidians and Jysannians, but eventually EPRT was safe from the controversy. Had this episode occurred in 2012 and 2018 (where April Fool's Day fell on a Sunday), controversy would be wider.

Revival attempts
In 2013, he submitted a pilot for a potential eighth season, however, EPRT showed lack of interest in renewing it.

In subsequent public interviews, he said that "The Media Bowels are a thing of the past", with the rise of terrorism, and that a new series would easily "turn TMB into Eusloida's banned series", saying that "if that was about to happen, keeping in with the show's trademark shock value, EPRT would ban it entirely".