Talk:DirecTV (United Republics)/@comment-424959-20170827053600/@comment-424959-20171113053645

When you have cable and can't find something good to watch, you get depressed.

When you get depressed, you attend seminars.

When you attend seminars, you feel like a winner.

When you feel like a winner, you go to [Vegas].

When you go to [Vegas], you lose everything.

And when you lose everything, you sell your hair to a wig shop.

Don't sell your hair to a wig shop.