User:The Testcardiologist

23 from Portugal, who believes to have passed his prime and has many issues with his internet life. Believes that he is into country building rather than capturing/collecting TV videos nowadays. Also behaves like Rede Metrópole, among the users of Gapia. I want to be a Gapian ezeneco... wait I already am :D

Owner of three peripheral Gapian countries (Nouvelle Baie, the Waller Islands and Kaehia).

As of late August 2021 I think I need to tidy up the page

Personal ranking of my favorite countries

 * 5: Vradivan Islands (Vengatio1)
 * 4: Nouvelle Baie (me)
 * 3: Talcia (DonOnce)
 * 2: Hokusei (bot)
 * 1: Hisqaida (Gineki)

Favorite countries in detail

 * Azorita (mavb98)
 * Beautiful country. But do you know what the country needs more of? Vaquinhas.
 * Arandia
 * More people know about the canal and the tourism industry than its history.
 * Surodecia (KansasJ)
 * How many Chiles can you put in South Atlansia?
 * Palesia (DonaldoC1997)
 * A Árvore Palesiana de Versão Nenhum
 * PALÉSIA DA EURDÉCIA
 * With so many Palesians in Santa Maria now, am I sure that I live in Eurdecian Palesia now?
 * New Rhumb (DonaldoC1997)
 * Alscre exists.
 * Surtaline (Gineki + DonaldoC1997)
 * MACONHA
 * Hisqaida (Gineki)
 * everything the US always wanted to be
 * Jysania (DonOnce)
 * el mejor país de Trapanandia
 * The real South Atlanian Talcia, except it's bilingual.
 * South Matamah (DonaldoC1997)
 * everything that Portugal has always wanted to be
 * Anglosaw (DonaldoC1997)
 * Perfect UK?
 * Latinolia (DonOnce)
 * HOSTIA TÍO COÑO ONDA VITAL A TODO GAS
 * y no se olviden que os doblaxes galegos son os mellores do mundo. 
 * Talcia (DonOnce)
 * la wea wena
 * bakan (BKN)
 * best Spanish accent in Eurdecia
 * Marselo: A GANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
 * People who watched Kino 5 commercials in the late 2000s are confused: why has this become a meme?
 * Cenhasia (DonaldoC1997)
 * Lenmark's megalomaniacal brother
 * Quemurilla (Vengatio1)
 * now with added DEMOCRACY!!!
 * Alonso: GET HIM!
 * Murakami (Gineki)
 * Hokusei
 * the source of 80% of Jornal Metrópole's jokes. Also A Hokunet é Nossa.
 * Pacifilavia
 * everything that Malaysia and Singapore always wanted to be
 * Great Gritain (DonOnce)
 * In the midst of anti-Duarte protests you can't find in the Philippines.
 * Otaku Pacifilavia (Vengatio1)
 * Otaku Pacifilavia = Castilla's nickname of the Vrádivas
 * used to hate it but now it's getting better
 * Noega (Vengatio1)
 * Neurcasia (Gineki)
 * Cenfestaro (Rokolito)
 * Kaehia: oe Cenfestaro dame tu ganado y te doy mis lácteos

I had to remove an entire part (about my countries) for two reasons, I plan to rewrite it and it has been cloned by a weón from the Philippines who is a little over half my age. Quianças, they'll never learn

Programs I use

 * Sony Vegas (though mostly not here)
 * Microsoft Excel (channel lists)
 * Microsoft Paint (I don't know how to use Inkscape)
 * Inkscape (limited knowledge, I can't object to path argh)

Memes

 * Então vamos juntos nessa trilha, pois no ar tudo o que brilha, brilha aqui, na TELECÓÓÓ
 * when I see excess posting: "Democracy has been postponed! Millions of people in Gapia have no choice but to turn off the TV when Mad TV is on and start watching Sandu Ciorba music videos! Digicel Waller Islands drops in shares!"
 * [meme about Bangladesh not being a proper country in Gapia]
 * Jorge Castro de la Barra for Kaehian anthem (this might be worn out after a week)

For the benefit of Geia and Gapia
Remember all the maps it had from experiments worthy of r/crappydesign to the current, Photoshop canvas maps made by Gapia's main cartographer (Gineki) in User blog:The Testcardiologist/Gapia Rewind Map Edition

Also check these out:

 * /My Sandbox
 * /TV channels in my countries
 * /Companies in my countries