User blog:DonaldoC1997/Television in my nations

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TN1

 * Changes from IRL:
 * In the Geian canon it used to be the first TV channel in the entire world, being founded on October 15th, 1928, later March 7th, 1937 (after Anglosaw was created) and then settled on the same date as RTP1, March 7th, 1957.
 * If any of the former canons were still respected, then television was developed in South Matamah first.
 * De todos e de cada um.
 * It wasn't fully state-owned at first, although the Government was its majority shareholder.
 * Therefore, the de facto public channel was technically private at first.
 * Doesn't have its primetime schedule filled with soap operas.
 * Up until the internet, Talcians were confused when they saw Eurdevision intros featuring TN in different fonts.
 * Qué es esta wea weón?
 * The fact Televisión Nacional was identified as "TN Talcia" made it less confusing to viewers from this side.

TN2

 * Changes from IRL:
 * Quem vê, quer ver.
 * Now it's "culta e adulta".
 * The slogan above represents Teresa Paixão's control.
 * Deux in Nouvelle Baie suffers the same.
 * When it was known as TV2, it also triggered confusions from Talcians because Canal 2 Universidad Católica de Talcia Televisión's logo said TV2.
 * Part of its schedule is filled with preschool programming, even when RTN already has TN Crianças.
 * TN2 no longer exists in Talcia, but TN3 does, much to the confusion of TN3 in South Matamah.

SRT

 * Changes from IRL:
 * 30 years older than SIC.
 * Part of the backstory was developed by The Testcardiologist, who through his knowledge of the start of SIC, managed to put Granadia's influence way way back to the 60s.
 * Mais do que uma televisão.
 * Now it's "Mexe consigo".

EI

 * Changes from IRL:
 * 20 years older than TVI.
 * It worked under precarious conditions under its first years and it was the last network to switch to color.
 * In the late 1970s/early 1980s, the network finally reached financial stability.
 * According to its official history, EI sent some representatives in Talcia to see how Canal 2 was managed and take notes of how to turn the channel more appealing to audiences.
 * Uma televisão feita por si.
 * It has the most schizophrenic primetime newscast name in the country: EI Jornal, Jornal da Quatro, Informação 4, Jornal Nacional, Novo Jornal, Telejornal, Directo XXI, Jornal Nacional again and Jornal das 8 nowadays.
 * The channel achieves the feat of airing the Mass on Sunday mornings and Big Brother on the evening of the same day.
 * Mediacorp: Vamos ver por quanto tempo fazem planos e mais planos. A EI e a Cominsul serão extintas. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (O Mediaclone: Desejo por Destruição)
 * Pluris: I help you to get rid of Cominsul in exchange of owning a stake on Holdimedia.
 * Orgmundo: Deal.
 * ERC: How pretty...

JMTV

 * Changes from IRL:
 * 20 years older than CMTV.
 * Did you mean: Chega! TV/El Toro TV/Fox News/Chronicle Network?
 * Except that most stories are about robberies and crimes.
 * And badmouthing Nova Gasdrópia SC.

Sexta

 * A channel that doesn't even exist in Portugal, first thought of in 2013/2014 during Geia.

Asulobison

 * A Mirandese-language TV channel (Portugal doesn't even have any).
 * Its schedule is akin to your typical regional channel.
 * Some would say it's a strange mixture of Televisión de Galenia with SRT.
 * The channel is national, even in areas where few people know about the language and jump to the regional channels.
 * Asulobison to TVG: quiero ser como tú, quiero ser como tú
 * TVG: Por qué?
 * Asulobison: solo tengo un canhal...
 * TVG: Carallo. *runs away*

Regional channels

 * Changes from IRL:
 * Regional television is stronger and influenced by Spain (Latinolia).
 * CIML = FORTA.
 * Almost every district has a kids' club like Super4, Xabarín...
 * Most of them went bust.
 * Some Disney, Warner Bros./Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon cartoons could usually be seen there.
 * In most of cases, you didn't need to wait for the Disney ones to air on SRT's Disney Kids.
 * All three dubs of Doraemon aired on most of them: the first one (from Somnorte), the second one (from Cantinho da Música, which kept Doraemon and Nobita's first dub voices, but Shizuka and Gian were already the current ones) and the third and current one (from Santa Claus).
 * Spanish was usually available on SAP.
 * Some: Não tenho dinheiro, podes passar-me os ficheiros do Canal Panda?
 * Shin Chan had an alternate dub (also from Cantinho da Música) rather than airing the SRT one (from Nacional Filmes), rather similar to the current one (from Santa Claus), since it used the Luk Internacional masters and kept most of the original names intact.
 * Shin Chan had the same VA that later voiced the same character in 2009.
 * South Matamanian equivalent of Doraemon's Latinolian redub?
 * Don't forget all those Cheyennian, Eurdecian and Hisqish shows from Luk Internacional...
 * Luk Internacional: That's where I started in Latinolia.
 * Small unaffiliated stations also exist.
 * No license for local stations = either shut down or become a web channel.
 * If you go to the seventh layer of the deep web (DTT channel 100+) you can find stray MUXes with music videos, fortune tellers, pornography... wait, those channels are gone now?
 * Most of those channels in Latinolia went bust too.
 * RTN operates two services: TN Regiões, aimed for the mainland territory and TN Madésia, aimed for the Autonomous Region of Madesia.

DTT

 * Differences from IRL:
 * More channels, obviously.
 * 10 times the channels.
 * TN3, informação, informação, informação.
 * SRT Notícias, os seus olhos no mundo.
 * EI24, o mundo em primeira mão.
 * Sigma. Viva toda a emoção.
 * First channel in the entire world to repeat Kubanacan (almost simultaneously with +Sigma in Hisqaida), between September 2019 and June 2020.
 * Viva: For when on my channel?
 * Since late 2019 the 10pm slot is called Vale a Pena Ver de Novo.
 * So much for a huge Vale a Pena Ver de Novo.
 * Canal Panda, é fixe!
 * No it's not. It stopped being cool when it became a channel for babies. By the way, where's my Doraemon?
 * It moved to Boomerang and it isn't available free to air.
 * I mean my Spanish Doraemon.
 * Turner didn't turn on the Spanish track...
 * TONTOS CULIAOS
 * TN Crianças: No worries, I have Spanish on SAP.
 * Are you sure it's Latinolian Spanish?
 * TN Crianças: I air the Luk masters, it's obvious it's in Latinolian Spanish.
 * Luk Internacional on YouTube: Right this way.
 * AAAAARGH ODIO ESTAS PUTAS CENSURAS, EN SERIO QUE TE DIERON LAS COPIAS QUE PASAN EN LOS CANALES DE TURNER? PREFIERO VERLAS EN TN QUE CON TUS CORTES

Cable and satellite

 * Asulcabo, vamos ficar ligados.
 * Há coisas fantásticas, não há? (2006~2008)
 * Telesat, humaniza-te.
 * O comando é meu. (2007~2013)
 * Nowo, é justo.
 * Unfair because it's owned by an evil empire. When will they kick Maverick Morti out of the telecoms world like in Nouvelle Baie?
 * O futuro é incrível. Ready? Vodafone.
 * Power to you. (2010~2017)
 * Movistar, escolha tudo.
 * Partilhada, a vida tem mais. (2010~2016)
 * The advantage of Vomistar in South Matamah is that the channel lineup doesn't follow the same categoric order as Asulcabo and Telesat, therefore you skip straight to Fox after the top flight generalist channels.

GRT One

 * Changes from IRL:
 * Has services in overseas territories.
 * "Except for viewers in Slenland". Yeah, right, lousy Slensport.
 * It's worse for Irleise because of RTÉ.

GRT Two

 * Changes from IRL:
 * Has services in overseas territories.

ITV

 * Changes from IRL:
 * The franchise system still exists, but at this point, they're almost all O&Os.
 * LWT is already a thing of the past, when will we get week-long Carltrins?
 * Both are still legally separate entities, hence why.
 * Overseas territories have their own franchises.
 * Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? was born here.
 * So were Idols and The X Factor.

Channel 4

 * Changes from IRL:
 * Started 10~13 years earlier.
 * In overseas territories, the channel is handled by the ITV companies.

Channel 5

 * Changes from IRL:
 * Started 7 years earlier.
 * It was owned by Mediaset during its first few years.
 * In the UK, Mediaset was interested in getting Channel 5's future frequencies in the early 90s, so it fits.
 * The channel struggled to get an identity, solidifying itself nearly 20 years into its existence.

Home countries

 * Newland, lacking its own government (as it represents national law), has a network of poorly-managed local TV stations. Some of these groups also operate in the other countries.
 * Barely any local TV in the crown dependencies at all.
 * GRT in the Challien islands is mostly autonomous, depending on the part of the Isle of Dain you pick up either GRT Newsline or Reporting Slenland and the Isle of Dain picks up South East Today's local edition. By the way, they do have ITV companies.
 * Challien TV had Lord Benest's commercials.
 * Lanzes has S4C.
 * What sets S4C apart from the other channels is the fact that its entirely in Welsh.
 * Except for a few commercial breaks.
 * Its sister channels are Cyw/S4C Dau and Newyddion 24.
 * Slenland has SBS.
 * SBS's commercial competitors are Galedonian Television and the That's Slenland network that took over STV2.
 * More people watch SBS than GTV.
 * SBS has five channels.
 * SBS One has Shorty.
 * Newish and Lensh Shortland Street fans cry in anger
 * SBS is in turmoil with disastrous ratings.
 * Wait, wasn't GTV in turmoil?
 * Galedonian Television.
 * All this riffraff about SBS blaming GTV and GTV blaming SBS and nothing about TeleG. It existed for about ten years, ran for an hour a day and broadcast to 36 people.
 * The Sky Slennish of the digital age?
 * Sky Slennish, good to come home to. (1996-1998)
 * Two hours a day, financed by Rupert Lurdoch, a Neurcasian with Slennish blood and acid, that failed to attract viewers.
 * Irleise is more autonomous and has its own set of rules. The public sector is dominated by RTÉ and its viewing figures are ten times higher than GRT's. On the other hand you have TV3, humiliating the two ITV companies in the region.
 * In Irleise, RTÉ is on channel 1, GRT is on channel 11.
 * FAIR CITY BEST SHOW
 * Corrie used to run on RTÉ as opposed to UTV and JTV.
 * Now it's on TV3 instead.
 * The GRT has two regions, ITV has two regions, RTÉ and TG4 have one.
 * You have The Angelus on RTÉ, but not on the GRT.
 * And then you're bored and make your own parody.
 * Is it against the Catholic principles of the island of Irleise?
 * Raidió Teilifís Éirseann, you're watching RTÉ One. And now Six One.

Overseas territories

 * You get a narrower choice of channels.
 * Used to be two channels until GRT Two came.
 * In the territories, Channel 4 is relayed under joint jurisdiction of it and the ITV company.
 * Sometimes the AFBS is responsible for these relays.
 * Velina is the exception to the GRT rule. When Gonghei was under Anglosovic rule it was another exception where the ITV company used to compete with RTGH and two commercial companies. Later, after the handover, if you can't beat'em, join'em!
 * In Antarsica, the satellite signals of the Halley Base stations are sent by AFBS military satellite.
 * Therefore there was a time when alongside GRT One/Two and ATV, you were able to pick up AFBS1 and 2 (when they existed).

DTT

 * Used to be known as ONdigital until 2002.
 * ITV Digital starting in August 2001, until the collapse.
 * Now known as Freeview.
 * GRT Three
 * GRT Four
 * GRT News Channel
 * GRT Parliament
 * GRT Sport
 * CGRT
 * CGeeries
 * Why is this popular across the interwebs?
 * ITV2, home of Love Island.
 * ITV3, home of dramas.
 * ITV4, home of, uh, sports, action series and reality shows.
 * ITVBe, home of, uh...
 * ITV News Channel
 * Dave, the channel for witty banter.
 * Talking Pictures TV, a channel run from a garden, airing old films you won't find on subscription telly.

Cable and satellite

 * Sky, believe in better.
 * Many smaller channels with Ofcom licenses can be found here.
 * Oh how I miss the Reyeh Broadcasting Network...
 * ASB, speak clearly.
 * Virgin Media
 * Multicable
 * They bought out all the second-tier cable companies (except a few in Slenland, Irleise and the Crown Dependencies)
 * Wonder when will they change the name.

CT1

 * One thing that sets CT apart from its other counterparts is that it screens commercial advertising.
 * RÚV in Polaness cries with joy.
 * Who needs Borgen when you have Magtir Spils?
 * Genderbent House of Cards (the original GRT drama, not the Netflix adaption).
 * Branding geeks when TV4 and Fem screenbugs are superimposed by the CT1 screenbug when their newscasts are used for footage: am I a joke to you?

CT2

 * Your average Eurdecian second channel.

CT3

 * Regional channel until 1996 reforms.
 * 1996: We have plans to put youth content and move the regional network to CT2. What will we put during primetime?
 * Naked women uncensored.
 * Are you inciting pornography?
 * No.
 * That's OK then.
 * The results:
 * Saunyhedir (Sauna News) in 2002~2003, the local Naked News
 * an adaptation of the LR social experiment where people are naked and have to pick up objects from a container. Uncensored.
 * The URA, Anglosaw and South Matamah adapted the format and they're too conservative to show nudity and censor them outright.
 * Commercial media in Cenhasia: *gasp*

TV4

 * ITV and TV 2 Lenmark's lovechild.
 * TV4 started before TV 2 Lenmark.
 * TV 2 Lenmark: Can we make shows together?
 * Other broadcasters in the region: No.
 * TV4 Cenhasia: Yes.

Fem

 * The largest of the commercial channels to be scrambled.

Nät6

 * Viasat's TV3 times two.

Palesia
You're in the psycho circus and I say welcome to the show!

Sigma

 * Changes from IRL:
 * The largest of the Big 5.
 * Plim-plim!
 * HÃ HÃ (TV Maresol)
 * Reclames do plim-plim (Faustão)
 * Bom-Bril! (Bom Bril)
 * Heinz Bonner made eye candy for millions of people across Palesia and the world.
 * His best-known works are the intros to dozens of telenovelas.
 * The history of the sign-offs:
 * before 1976: according to reports, it was a mix of animation and live-action, accompanied with something like "we're taking a break to make the schedule of the 21st century".
 * 1979~1981?: "Logo, o brilho das luzes..." aka the "ATÉ AMANHÃ" sign-off.
 * 1982+: the slideshow.
 * Depending on the region, the sign-off varies.
 * Faremos agora uma pequena pausa em nossa programação. Apenas o tempo necessário para você despertar para um novo dia, uma nova vida. (1UP) Logo, estaremos juntos novamente.
 * Sigma SG has had the same track for nearly 25 years. The slideshows were announced by [Dirceu Rabelo].
 * Sigma RS was notable for its lack of music.
 * Same goes to Sigma NE and DF.
 * Some stations would put their slides over the network's slide at the start and end, like RDTV and Rede Bahinia.
 * Rede Litoral and TV Mares Claros don't put the network maintenance slide and do it after the station ID and before the schedule starts. "Tenham todos uma boa noite" at the end.
 * TV Cabo Nevado used to do the schedule announcement over the station logo.
 * Now they follow the regular pattern.
 * Rede Rainzônica never played the schedule and used to play the classic "Obrigado, Senhor" prayer and the national anthem. No, I'm not joking. Rede Rainzônica was probably the only Sigma station, if not the only commercial station to play the national anthem at sign-off. They were later dropped.
 * Almost everyone is forced to live in conformity. Some stations like RSP TV and TV Mares Claros have been seen as "rebels".
 * Its arch-nemesis is TelecordTV.
 * Was the subject of Beyond Citizen Kane in 1992, a documentary made for Channel 4 (and not the GRT as many would believe).
 * How the tables have turned, TV Sigminha is airing CN shows and EPT is airing Disney shows.
 * How many times did they renew the rights to air Dungeons and Dragons Caverna do Dragão?

TelecordTV

 * Changes from IRL:
 * It keeps national newscasts at lunchtime (Telecord Notícias) and late night (Jornal 24 Horas).
 * SG Telecord and RS Telecord are still being produced.
 * TV Guaratiba kept its branding and is now flatter.
 * Same with TV Itepuran.
 * The oldest of the Big 5.
 * Tried thrice to form a national network.
 * First under Rede Unidas/Emissoras Unidas with TV Rio and TV Alvorada in Calênsia.
 * Upon the dissolution of Unidas, Rede de Emissoras Independentes was created and at one point had Silvio Campos owning half of it. By the time it was in crisis the network was dismantled.
 * The third time was more successful, under the auspices of Eliseu Maceiro and secretly of the UCKG, who made it a nationwide network, and bought a Xerox machine to emulate Sigma in 2006.
 * Even if no longer under common ownership, it still retains close ties with Jovem Pan.
 * Always biased towards the federal government in charge, no matter if it's left-wing, center-left, center-right or right-wing.
 * Someone in the age of Baldonaro suggested to move Jornal da Telecord to 8:30pm so that the viewers would pick between the truth (TelecordTV) and the "liars" (Sigma).
 * Olááá, tudo beim? No Domingo Espetacularrr de hoje...
 * Corta pra mim!
 * F for both
 * Eliseu Maceiro is "the boss".
 * You will tell that there are some UCKG slots outside of their natural habitat: late nights.
 * Você acredita em Deus?
 * Então você acredita em milagres...
 * www.eucreioemmilagres.com.ps
 * Simples, não assista Rede Telecord
 * Então vamos juntos nessa trilha, pois no ar tudo o que brilha, brilha aqui, na TELECÓÓÓ
 * almost every MBJ video ever: CÓ
 * Um mundo imenso fica maior, tá tudo aqui na Telecord!
 * 95 melhor, 95 Telecord.
 * MBJ: Eu comprei a Telecó! https://twitter.com/OttMBJ/status/1224905146578210816
 * In case of that happening, Telecord's Rio and SG stations will be handed over to the new owners while Eliseu buys 3.1 in these cities to surpass Sigma. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 * Josué Yrion: Un niño que juega Pokémon, él está a pasos de la destrucción
 * Eliseu Maceiro: I bought Pokémon before Cartoon Network.
 * A few years later they sold the rights.

EPT

 * Changes from IRL:
 * Has a slightly more competitive news department.
 * The SG O&O still airs local news programming (EPT São Gonçalo).
 * A TV mais feliz da Palésia.
 * One of the legal successors to Rede Gupi.
 * The following occupy former Gupi licenses:
 * TV Gupi São Gonçalo → EPT SG
 * TV [Marajoara] → EPT Lisém
 * TV Piratininga → EPT Porto Lépido
 * Other stations that were Gupi affiliates that survived the shutdown either sticked with EPT or moved to other networks.
 * Many people were afraid of the sign-off sequence. Many people didn't know about the meaning of the dots over Palesia. Some thought the satellite was pouring salt to the country or was a giant insecticide.
 * What about Jesus do EPT?
 * Um dia vamos nos encontrar. E EU GOSTARIA DE CHAMÁ-LO DE MEU FILHO
 * EPT = É Puro Trauma
 * MAH OÊ!
 * Suffers from constant schedule changes.
 * Foi sem querer querendo! Oi! Sacaneei!

Vis

 * Changes from IRL:
 * Relies a bit less on selling part of its schedule to churches.
 * Its news department relies less on tabloid journalism (it's just Palésia Urgente, but still...) and football sports debates.
 * TV MasterChef
 * VOCÊ É A VERGONHA DA PROFISSION!
 * KASINOOO!
 * AÊÊÊ KASINÃO! Can't Get Over! Vai, DJ!
 * 2004: calls Yu-Gi-Oh baralho do diabo.
 * Ministry of Justice: Criança perdendo a infância pras drogas, não podemos fazer nada... mas as que joga cartinha e assiste desenho... aah isso não é demais!!!
 * Is that an urban legend?

Telerede

 * Changes from IRL:
 * Relies a bit less on selling part of its schedule to home shopping and churches.
 * You can still air Show da Fé with Vis at the same time...
 * The smallest of the Big 5.
 * Although it acquired Rede Megahertz's concessions, the network is not legally its successor.
 * Megahertz was bankrupt on May 18th, 1999. TV Órbita was also known as Telerede on air. That way TV Órbita is just another phase of Telerede.
 * One of the most-famous non-religious paid programs was Fadinha da Palésia. It ran for two episodes and became a web hit due to its low production values.

TV Educativa

 * The largest television network that isn't part of the Big 5.
 * Originally founded by Condomínios Associados in 1960, it's currently owned by the State of São Gonçalo through the Fundação Padre Manchieta since 1969.
 * Roda em Carne Viva was originated from here.
 * Several Rá-Tim-Bum shows over the years: Rá-Tim-Bum, Castelo Rá-Ti-Bum, Ilha Rá-Tim-Bum, Fazenda Rá-Tim-Bum (Cocoricó), Segunda Guerra Mundial Rá-Ti-Bum, Puteiro Rá-Tim-Bum...
 * It's even the name of its children's channel.

TV Palésia

 * Palesia's other major public network.
 * Unlike TV Educativa, it is directly owned by the Federal Government.

Other networks

 * Aside from the channels above, Palesian TV has over 350 channels nobody watches.
 * Salt Cover!
 * And a lot of other Sigma satirical clones around the web.
 * TV Maresol, desgraça em primeiro lugar.
 * Founded by Dr. Telasko Avara, it produced classics such as Foda-se o Caminhoneiro, Boa Noite Caralho, O Programa Mais Filha da Puta do Mundo and other disgraces. Today, TV Maresol leads the television ratings and puts all others to suck it.
 * And Maresol moves itself to humiliate the other ones!
 * TV Jandaya, a TV que disgraça você.
 * Correio, a primeira TV desindexada da Palésia.
 * Palmirinha and the YTPs that came with her.
 * Nasce uma estrela, brilha uma estrela! REDEVIDA
 * This channel used to broadcast Medalhão Dersa.
 * It moved to TV Aparecida.
 * Danny Pink used to be the channel's "celebrity".
 * They almost accepted Jovem Pan TV's attempt at using their resources when Rede Vida launched in 1995.
 * An educational network (of a predominantly secular nature) started in the wake of the pandemic.
 * TV Aparecida
 * Another Catholic channel. Broadcasts started in 2005.
 * A Catholic channel that airs Medalhão Dersa
 * Vergalhão Dersa
 * CPT, or CPTeta according to TV Maresol
 * Created from the ashes of Marapá's second television station, TV Marapá, initially a Gupi affiliate.
 * Used to be known as Rede OG.
 * Maceirão's smaller network, Rede Familiar, is watched by almost nobody and is not even a must-carry channel.
 * Counting TV Universal, Eliseu Maceiro controls four terrestrial television networks: TelecordTV, Telecord News, Rede Familiar and TV Universal.
 * Rede 21
 * Rede Evê Sobral da Palésia
 * The Chocolates Pan commercial airs there literally every day.
 * loading.

Defunct networks ;_;

 * Rede Gupi, a 1ª imagem da TV. (1950~1980)
 * Rede Excelsa (1960~1970)
 * Emissoras Unidas/Rede de Emissoras Independentes (1963~1989)
 * See TelecordTV for details.
 * Rede Megahertz, você em primeiro lugar. (1983~1999)
 * Pantanal.
 * Tokusatsus.
 * And the biggest crisis ever
 * May 10, 1999: last broadcast.
 * May 18, 1999: bankruptcy, last sacrifice.
 * TV Jovem Pan (1991~1995)
 * Its successor was CPI: o Canal Palesiano da Informação.
 * CPI also means Comissão Parlamentar de Inquérito.
 * TV JP (2007)
 * A novidade está no ar.
 * PLS (2012~2014)

Regional networks

 * TV A Rúbrica, de mãos dadas com o povo. (2019 onwards)
 * TelecordTV: Traitor!
 * Rede União, from Fortitude, with the sub-branches in Calênsia and Angra Branca.
 * A small network from born in Alscre that now has its headquarters in Fortitude: does that exist?
 * You mean the state?
 * TV [Aracati], a sua TV de verdade.
 * Famous for its airings of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
 * What makes it unique is that the channel is actually a web channel with a significant following...

DTT

 * MTV Palésia, nowadays closer in content to its Cisplatine counterpart.
 * Some daqui, meu! Some daqui, mano! Some daqui! Some daqui! Some daqui! Some daqui! Some daqui! Some daqui! Some daqui! Some daqui! Some daqui! Some daqui! Some daqui, playboy! Some daqui, playboy filha da puta! Some daqui! Some daqui! Some daqui!
 * Oh Gordo, pelo amor de Deus!
 * SigmaNews, nunca desliga.
 * Mesmo.
 * Telecord News, jornalismo 24 horas de plantão.
 * VisNewsTV, muito além da notícia, nada além da verdade.
 * CNN Palésia, a maior do mundo, líder em independência.

Cable and satellite

 * Sky, (HD)TV é isso.
 * NET, o mundo é dos nets.
 * Vivo, conectados vivemos melhor.
 * Nossa TV Palesiana, arguably the first to go bankrupt any time soon.
 * Hello! My name is R.R. Soares and I love money!
 * Eliseu Maceiro would hardly run such an operator.

EPT

 * Everyone's public television.
 * Jokingly so, e-Television for e-Sloida.
 * eSloida Vague Online Investments
 * STRONG BAD: We already tried that with lowercase "e"s back in the late 90s. We all know where that got us.
 * Like HBC-TV in Hisqaida and Federal TV in Jysania, it competes directly with the commercial networks and it's allowed to air commercial advertising.
 * Therefore its perfect match in South Atlansia would be RTS Nacional from Surtaline.
 * Alongside ECN and SBC, it was awarded one of the first three licenses by the Eusloidian Government for the foundation of a national television network.
 * The Price is Right, Family Feud, [Eusloida's] Got Talent and Dragons' Den air here.
 * Since Eusloida is a country with a Catholic majority, EPT has the longtime tradition of airing the Mass on Sunday mornings as part of its public service broadcasting commitments.
 * Where are those crappily-animated cartoons from the Spanish service of EWTN?
 * Shut up, venture into the UHF band and you'll see.
 * RTÉ: You want to adapt the Angelus into your schedule? I wonder why...
 * Remember the days of the Epilogue, the most depressing show on TV?
 * Tonight we'll talk about loneliness.
 * URA: You air Doraemon and Shin Chan fully uncut? And you rate the latter as G? Hipster!
 * Trapanand: conservativos culiaos
 * 2012: We're cancelling Soundscreen.
 * Actually no, we're dropping all commercial tracks from the program and link it with Soundstream.
 * drugs intensify

EPT2

 * Where the quality always shows.
 * This is Premiere 12.
 * You average GRT Two/NTV2/La 2/TN2.

ECN

 * Still the one.
 * Holds strong ties with EBC.
 * Fox Jysania in 2019: Hi.
 * Schizo IBS.
 * Imagine IBS using EBC promos, ECN is the result.
 * Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, The Bachelor and The Voice air here.
 * Usually aired Home and Away as a lead-in to local evening news for years.
 * Since the Disney takeover of 21st Century Fox, now Home and Away is followed by The Simpsons and then the local evening news.
 * Proudly airs anime without almost no sign of anglicization or cuts.
 * With "almost", it means that their alternate dub of Pokémon, even without the 4Kids edits, keeps their international names and openings/closings. That means that even here, Satoshi is still named Ash Ketchum.
 * Misty: You look down, Ash. Have a donut rice ball. That always cheers me up.
 * Pikachu: Pika pika!
 * Brock: Those donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut! The rounded ones have pickled plums. The triangular ones have kelp. I picked some pretty good kelp.
 * You mean "The Pokémon Company International"?
 * When distribution rights switched from 4Kids to TPCi, it wasn't affected by the mandated UR recast.
 * Hisqish English anime >>> Atlansian English anime

SBC

 * Get ready for SBC.
 * At the tune of Get Ready for ITV, not Get Ready for CBS, you uncultured Dankee swine!
 * The oldest television network in Eusloida.
 * A weird cross between CBS and ITV.
 * Examples include a local version of 60 Minutes and the use of the ITV News theme for its newscasts (and the Good Morning Anglosaw one for SBC Breakfast).
 * Channel 3 Cheyenne: well hi there, South Atlansian counterpart of sorts
 * After ETN was bought by groups linked to Astral/ViacomCBS: Why hello there, new BFF.
 * Schizo TBC.
 * Even with the Viacom-CBS Corporation split, it managed to keep both companies' catalogs on the channel. So, yeah, you can still watch SpongeBob, South Park, CSI and NCIS on the same channel.
 * ViacomCBS in 2019: Stronger together.
 * Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy!, [Eusloidian] Idol and The Amazing Race air here.
 * Televisa: Why you want to buy the rights to El Chavo and El Chapulín Colorado for your network? Your country doesn't even speak Spanish or Portuguese. Are you gonna subtitle it or dub it?
 * SBC: Subtitle it, of course.
 * Subtitles: This is comedy television's number one program: El Chavo! Starring the all-star comedian Chespirito!
 * Translation and subtitling: TBD - Department of Foreign Programs - SBC.
 * French subtitles (Télésix airings): C'est le programme numéro un de la télévision humoristique: El Chavo! Interprété par le grand comédien Chespirito!
 * Edward from RWN: That's it, I'm going to watch El Vacho. (logs in to TV Maresol's account and subtitles the episodes)
 * Made headlines in the world for being the first Western country to adapt The Masked Singer. In your face, URA.

Globetel

 * NBC meets Teleseis.
 * Adapted some of NBC's campaigns, uses The Mission as its national newscasts' theme (and Scherzo for Today for AM Eusloida), depends a lot from Universal's catalog and has a local version of SNL.
 * Aside from loving Law and Order.
 * Dun-dun!
 * Back in the days, House, The Office and 30 Rock also had the same treatment.
 * Until the Disney buyout, 20th Century Fox's films and television shows aired here, most notably The Simpsons.
 * When the acquisition came true: Bakamitai intensifies...
 * No Saban/Buena Vista cuts, we air Digimon fully uncut here.
 * Yet, the openings and closings still featured English credits.
 * Get off as well, Sony/Funimation! I like my Dragon Ball and One Piece uncut.
 * Big Brother, Survivor and MasterChef air here.
 * Schizo Four.

EDT11

 * The oldest television station in Eusloida.
 * On air since when the country was still part of Hisqaida, and was set up under the former NBS.
 * Medical Hour
 * Articular pains? Please pay attention. Do you suffer from arthritis, arthrosis, osteoporosis?

EBS

 * Vox Mundi.
 * Isn't that the name of a Gonzaline dubbing studio?
 * Basically Eusloida's EVT and Omnis Television.
 * Most of its schedule relies on imports.
 * The main importers are Yarean networks, EVT from Neurcasia and Balaji Telefilms.
 * Around the time of the "actually Anglosovic" film Slumdog Billionaire (2009), the channel started running Kasamh Se. Who thought that the age of Hindi serials on the network ended with the democratization of Hisqish South Asikaish subscription cable networks?
 * They also aired RMN's Myx TV's animated series The Nutshack in 2009, about six or seven years before an Atlansian cartoon reviewer (RebelTaxi) mentioned it in a video of the worst cartoon theme songs ever made and him, alongside Mr. Enter, made the show a meme.
 * RMN Corporation later deleted millions of Nutshack videos because of RMN Play contracts for within Macamot itself.
 * Daytimes on the network, as well as the entirety of the news channel, are filled with foreign newscasts.
 * A practice that started with Vremya, HBC National News, HHK News Today and the PBS NewsHour when the network started in 1989.
 * Now it broadcasts newscasts from about 53 countries (including its own Eusloidian-made 7:30 newscast simulcast across two channels), including Federal News from Jysania.
 * "You thought Bollywood was all about song and dance? Think again." -Bollywood Action season promo, 2015
 * Ossan's Love: the "highest" sex content allowed by law.

RRE Un

 * The VRT to EPT's RTGF.
 * Basicallly a Trapanandic Une with the one thing Nouvelle Baie, a country equiparable in population (kinda) with Eusloida lacks: local programming.
 * Schizo TVR2.
 * You mean schizo Une.

RRE Deux

 * Schizo TVR3.
 * You mean schizo Deux.

Atlansique

 * Eusloidian MV1/Télécorporation.

Télésix

 * Eusloidian M9/Galaxy.

Cable and satellite

 * EUSTEL IS LORD
 * Orbitel, Cablevision and Telnet TV: Take that back!
 * In the meantime, Multicom, Vodafone TV, Orange TV, T-Home and O2 TV are minor players.

RTS Nacional

 * Name created by The Testcardiologist to escape from the 1/2 cliché, already used in a couple of South Atlansian countries.
 * Used to be Canal 1
 * RTS follows a more Western Eurdecian approach, though.
 * Maconha influence?
 * Maconha: o crescimento do seu cultivo e do seu uso para fins recreativos nos últimos anos e os seus efeitos para a saúde. Seria esta a cocaína da próxima década? RTS Repórter, nesta quarta, depois do Telejornal. Canal 1, sintonize na nossa energia.
 * Has its own counterpart to Roda Viva.
 * Remember the day they provoked the entire Palesian nation when they announced the showing of Blame it on Lisa?
 * RTS execs: It was already "in the package". The episode was priorly dubbed and shown regionwide on the Fox channel until they took it away because of the damage cause by the "accurate" portrayal of Rio by the animators. That would be the same as a Hisqish adult animated series portraying our country as a cannabis paradise.
 * On the other hand, I think the Hisqish already did that...
 * Isn't that what tecraudio believes Surtaline is?

RTS Educativa

 * Same as above.
 * TV Educativa's kids' block but with Disney Junior shows instead.

Continental

 * Managed by NicoGR, named after and using the same branding as its YT channel counterpart.
 * Sign-on/off sequence just puts the program logos in the center with the time on-screen.
 * Just like TV Mares Claros now.
 * C-Anime
 * Jardel Baldonaro: Animes?

STS

 * A sua TV de sempre.
 * Olha o que a minha mãe me deu: LSD! Adoro ficar chapada!

Telenove

 * A calm EPT, without the syndromes EPT gave to Telequatro.

Digital television

 * A TV digital mais eurdeciana das Atlânsias.

Cable and satellite

 * Dependent from Palesia, but with separate feeds for sports channels to give more focus to domestic sports.
 * Sky maps the national channels to Linnesburg.
 * In line with localization policies, Sky puts the DTT channels next to the terrestrial ones.
 * On most providers, RTS Informação is on channel 8 or 10.

TNR1

 * Olha a TV imparcial do governo aí, gente!
 * Palesia: How is this possible?
 * Surtaline: *applauds*
 * Among its programs are a sports show that got cancelled in 1994 and returned in 2002, but after a 2006 revision started becoming an entertainment show (Showmatch?), hosted by some "Baitola"
 * CANCELEM O PROGRAMA DO BAITOLA
 * A local equivalent of Roda Viva.
 * A debate program where there is no bias.
 * Vida e Sexo (2006~2009)
 * Sabe de alguma música boa pra transar?
 * Tia Branca's Rhumbese counterpart?
 * Used as a source by many New Rhumbese and Palesian YTPs. Here are some of the most famous examples:
 * A cidade de Pica em algum canto da Eurdécia tá ardendo
 * Aperte minha teta, vai!
 * Eu tô de saco cheio destes arrombados que andam kibando nosso material e botam a porra da censura
 * Eu tô de saco cheio destes arrombados que andam kibando o tecraudio (made by a pooper in protest of the channel's shutdown in 2019)
 * Eu vou gozar no master da emissora
 * TNR executives in 2009 (related to the above): acabou a baixaria.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants (oh wait, that's on TNR Kids)
 * And unbiased news.
 * A primeira imagem da TV.
 * Strictly speaking, are you talking about what region? Lusoatlansia? South Atlansia? New Rhumb?
 * New Rhumb of course.

TNR2

 * TV Educativa.
 * With some public interest programs thrown in, like TVS2 in its neighbor Surodecia.
 * With no money left to make local kids shows, they rely on reruns of Palesian cartoons from Educativa, and the live-action series Castelo Rá-Tim-Bum, Escola Rá-Tim-Bum, Puteiro Rá-Tim-Bum (wait that's on MetróNR) and Cocoricó (not to be confused with CocoriCÓ)
 * Rhumbese-language TV airs here.
 * Telejernask Jernask 2.
 * Leif en Seks (yes, there was a Rhumbese version)
 * Robert Sponja
 * Charlie en Lola
 * Charlie, ek vil makonie fumen!

Canal 3

 * Founded by colonels in the dictatorial era.
 * An Alliancian company owns much of its Rumedia and has legal headquarters there, therefore the channel has dual nationality?
 * Rumedia, its owners, are owned in part by Sigma.
 * Sigma's affair with Canal 3 started with Gabriela and O Bem-Amado, even though O Bem-Amado was supposed to be the first to air, it was delayed.
 * Despite sharing a few Sigmal things, aeshetically speaking, the channel is more of its own thing.
 * The main slogan is "A perfeição da imagem" and it has been in use for decades now, ,even with other slogans also seen on the main IDs.
 * A emoção de viver a vida.
 * The sign-offs, until 1991 at least, barely followed the Sigma pattern.
 * In 1980, they used the script from Sigma's sign-off accompanied by shots of Taquaritinga do Sul at night and Recuerdos de la Alhambra playing (same as Kyokai TV). The strident chords of the national anthem that followed made the sequence comparable to EPT's sign-off from years later.
 * Later, by 1984/1985, while keeping the same announcement, they change the background music to Les fleurs sauvages as arranged by Richard Clayderman (same as the list of transmitters at the UTM (now TV Miwa) sign-off from Hokusei).
 * In the 2000s there used to be groups called "Eu tinha medo do encerramento do Canal 3".
 * And "Eu tinha medo do clipe do hino nacional que dava em todos os canais neorrumenses".
 * They later changed the announcement and by 1990 were following Sigma's procedures of having a slideshow.
 * They didn't have 24/7 programming until recently, so sign-offs were still a daily thing.
 * As late as the late 80s, they still used Microgramma.
 * Instead of Tela Quente, they have... Sessão Nobre.
 * For many years, Canal 3 and Sigma bought the exact same imports.
 * In the 90s, Heinz Bonner also made intros for Canal 3 while keeping the 3 numeral intact.
 * Some affiliates were founded by coronels and were later sold off in the democratization process. Affiliates in small towns were absorbed by larger regional affiliates.
 * Was this a prediction of Rede Mirador's centralization decisions in recent years?
 * Of course, Canal 3 played a key role in the redemocratization of the country, and in 1990 produced the famous Golpe de 85 documentary.
 * Around the time of the coup (even though it took months before democracy arrived), they were supportive of democracy, but this annoyed the government and the colonels.
 * Because of Rumedia's stake in Taquaritinga SC, many people accuse Rumedia of bias towards the team.
 * So does SporTV's New Rhumbese division.
 * Sigmaplay NR is the network's streaming service, granted that the remaining 85% of Rumedia that aren't owned by Sigma can put its channels and content to the platform.
 * What if they think Sigma controls us too much?
 * Keep the interface, but change some elements to look be closer to our channel's branding and change its name into 3Play.
 * Continental: *laughs*

Telequatro

 * Founded in the city of Salvador do Norte on channel 4, hence the name. It's channel 7 in Taquaritinga do Sul.
 * But on Sky and Rumotel satellite it's on channel 7 nationwide.
 * That's actually Telequatro Nacional, a bit like EPT Vale in Palesia on some operators.
 * In the past they used to air ads similar to this one in every commercial break on the feed.
 * Acts like a New Rhumbese "little brother" of EPT.
 * The current owner is like a local Silvio Campos.
 * He has his own Baú da Felicidade, Arca da Alegria.
 * COMPRA JÁ O CARNÊ DA ARCA DA ALEGRIA!
 * The owner can impersonate Silvio Campos perfectly.
 * Most of Programa Silvio Campos airs on the network.
 * Domingo Legal too.
 * Telequatro used to be more civilized than EPT because it didn't suffer from the Silvio Schedule Syndrome.
 * On the other hand, it loves to humiliate its competitors.

TV5

 * Doesn't have an accurate depiction of what Palesian network it represents, being a strange concoction of TelecordTV, Telerede and some Vis.
 * Airs both Show da Fé and UCKG programming, like what Vis used to do.
 * Afternoon talk shows follow Telerede's pattern of including stories of strange people who prostituted to eat a cheeseburger. The INROPE figures are always low.
 * Jornal da TV5 runs at 7:30pm so that Show da Fé can run.
 * After Show da Fé, normally, they would air Telecord's biblical soap operas. Isn't it strange to see a program likely funded by the UCKG after a program created by the IIGD?

Other networks

 * Trische.
 * RTNR: Why didn't we give Rhumbese a dedicated network?
 * TV Novo Rumo na Graça de Deus
 * RIT Azorita: You called me?
 * TV NRGD: Yes, because I want to evade your name at all costs.
 * Nicknamed TV Negão Roçando as Grades do Demônio by MetróNR.
 * Did Kid Bengala reconvert himself?
 * Its news department is unbiased like RTNR.
 * In fact, legislation says that its news department will forbid the Worldwide Church of God's Grace for talking about its assets during the news. You already have local shows made by pastors for that, and R.R. Soares' visits to the country.
 * RESTART.
 * New Rhumb's answer to Loading.
 * Surtaline has Continental's networks for that.
 * They announce animes even though they're a small part of the schedule.
 * Attempts to make a sixth fourth national commercial network (that always failed).
 * Nova Rede.
 * "PUNHETEIROS!" - when Nova Rede shut down
 * Some network in the late 2000s, inspired by fictional TV stations in South Atlansia in 2007, that sought after emulating Rede Palésia
 * Por hoje cumprimos a nossa missão de levar a nossa audiência a mais eclética programação da TV neorrumense, sem baixo nível. Encerramos agora a nossa programação, desejando que vocªe fique na tranquilidade do seu lar, e esperando que amanhã nos juntemos novamente para uma relação de amor e de respeito. Boa noite. Durma em paz. Logo, a gente se encontra de novo, para fazer a TV do seu jeito, muito mais forte.
 * TNR, C3, T4, TV5: Are they thinking that they live in their own bubble?
 * And of course MetróNR
 * Foda-se o Caminhoneiro NR
 * Bom Dia Caralho/Gemidão do Zap/Boa Noite Caralho (all praça)
 * MetróNEWS NR
 * Sessão Putaria
 * and 1001 jokes about Rádio Metrópole
 * @cnt_nr: fomos citados na @RadioMetropole

Cable and satellite

 * Same as Surtaline.
 * Canais Sigma's Rhumbese office is located within Rumedia's complex.
 * Slight variations to Sigma Internacional from its Atlansias feed because of existing contracts with Canal 3. Therefore you won't see the novela das nove there.
 * Like Sigma Now with Sigma Internacional Eurdécia and SRT.
 * On Sky NR, Sigma Internacional is on channel 2, between Passo a Passo and Canal 3.
 * All the national channels are mapped to Taquaritinga do Sul.
 * Why is Telequatro on 7? We already know the answer.
 * 4 is actually Trische and 2 is Sigma Internacional.

TVNE1

 * Four individual NEBS/NEBC stations → Television One → TVNE1

TVNE2

 * TV2 → South Transalic Television → TV2 again → TVNE2

Three

 * Come home to the best... oops... the feeling, only on 3! TV3!

Māori Television

 * Mā rātou, mā mātou, mā koutou, mā tātou.
 * Kia hi warāāāāāāāāāāā! Hu! Hu-ha~! Mā tātou~! Hui-ha!
 * Half the programing is te reo Māori. Primetime is in English.
 * The news are in Māori because legislation said so.
 * Hu! Hāāāāā! Tahi ma tahi ma kāea nā Te Kāea! Hu! Hāāāāāāāāāā!
 * Actually it's Te Ao now.
 * Has some alternative foreign and Hollywood films, mostly sub-runs, that makes the channel feel like TVNE5.
 * 5 because of the channel number on Freeview.
 * Back in 2016 there was much speculation about a possible rebrand.
 * When Freeview started, the existing channel was supposed to be renamed Māori Television Tahi while the new service was going to be Māori Television Rua.
 * They failed. Now that other channel is Te Reo.

Choice TV

 * All it shows is cheap imports. Even Māori Television has more viewers.

Cable and satellite

 * Largely dependent of Neurcasia.
 * Sky still owns a few channels of its own, though.
 * The main Sky channel is Sky 5, after its LCN.
 * For Sky subscribers its TVNE1/TVNE2/Three/Prime/Sky 5.

LBC1

 * Mzansi fo sho.
 * Used to be known as TV1 in the age of Apartheid, and after that, until the 1996 reorganization of the LBC.
 * When TV started and its logo said LBC tv, the tv was arranged in a way that it looked like a toilet bowl.
 * After Apartheid: This one's for you! It's one with you! With the names you can make, you can take, this one's always great! Just what you gotta see is the best for you and me, oh, movies, dramas, sports and news and kids' TV...
 * This one's for you!
 * Dié een is vir jou!
 * After the 1996 reorganization, it became the urban and underprivileged channel.
 * The bulk of kids' TV ran here with YO.TV being a prime example.
 * Generations.
 * Am I a joke to you?
 * Seriously when I think of that phrase I can imagine it with the channel's bug.
 * Nobody even found the source episode.

LBC2

 * Used to be TV2 and TV3 in separate parts of the country, then in 1985 TV4 signed on after 9pm.
 * A world of entertainment for you on 4!
 * All Afrikaans programming moved here after the 1996 revamp.
 * Come alive with us! Come share with us! We're the soul of Meridecia, that's us!

LBC3

 * Was NNTV (more than just TV) until 1996.
 * LBC's 100% English channel.
 * The main news in English are seen here.
 * Open Up. To what? (2021 rebrand)

M-Net

 * Did you mean: Sky One Meridecia?
 * We won't stop the magic!

e.tv

 * LBC's prime competitor.

Cable and satellite

 * No cable! Instead it's either satellite or IPTV.
 * DStv, so much more.
 * DStv used to be decent until people started looking more after Tursian and Latin Atlansian series.
 * ABS. Entertainment made for  you .
 * Orbitel: Another way to increase my receptacle.

TPL1

 * Mais do que televisão.
 * Looks a little poor on the inside, even airing low-budget films and scraps of the Rialuschte Welle catalog in South Matamanian Portuguese.
 * Formerly it aired a popular Sudraican comedy.
 * Formerly = even in 2019

TPL2

 * A bit like Canal 7 in Great Gritain, between 2007 and 2017, the channel, while being operated by TPL, was actually managed by Semba. That also led to the launch of TPL Internacional.
 * Shows made by Semba became memes. Like Sempre a Subir.
 * PIPINO!
 * SEXO OCASIONAAAAAAL

TV Ilzo

 * Sometimes nicknamed (as of late) TPL3 by netizens.

Cable and satellite

 * Largely dependent of South Matamah when it comes to major international channels (e.g: Fox, AXN, MTV, Disney Channel, Cartoon Network, Sport TV, etc.).
 * DStv, é muito mais.
 * Oddly enough its "exclusive channels" (some of them used to have the DStv name attached to them) are actually outsourced.
 * Zap, a minha TV.

MZH One

 * HHK General TV but with commercials.
 * And Hokunet Takeo at 4am :cry:
 * Hokunetto, Hokunetto, yume no Hokunetto Takeo!
 * Another channel for Palesian Twitter user Orientaruterebi who was into Hokunet some time back :P
 * Main news at 7? 9? Nah, 8.
 * The local news are known as (province name) News 730.
 * An HHK asadora runs from 11:40 to 12:00. There's a commercial break in the middle.
 * The HHK cries fowl of this.
 * KHK One is also a commercial channel, what gives?

MZH Two

 * Murakami's HHK Educational TV.
 * It's the only main channel that as of 2020 still closes down nightly.
 * On this channel, you'll find local and Hokuseiese programming of high educational production value.
 * Because the channel is devoid of commercials, the flow of its programming follows HHK's channels.

SDH

 * If Murakami was still a prefecture of Hokusei, then it would be a dual SNN/HNN affiliate.
 * Isn't SNN against dual affiliations?
 * Content ratio (Murakami/Hokusei/elsewhere): 5:3:2.
 * They recently started airing more Hisqish series.
 * Kinda makes sense because Hisqaida and Murakami both have tense relations with South Yarea, and for different reasons depending on who you ask.
 * GUNDAM
 * "BANDAM, ACTIVATE!" ~ B-Sha
 * Anpanman

AHK

 * Technically an ANN/ITN affiliate.
 * ITN doesn't have secondary affiliations, tho
 * Murakami's Tokusatsu network.
 * The local news are known as News Eye (province name). News Eye Sujikama

Mega Terebi

 * Fuchi TV from the north (kinda).
 * Except that unlike Fuchi TV, there is no flood of Yarean content. Murakami hates Yarea.
 * SUGAR KYOWA GENERATION BEST ANIME

DTT

 * Despite having the same format as Hokusei and Kyowa, the number of channels available in the Murakamese platform is comparable to Deiwan.
 * Digital terrestrial broadcasts started in the mid-2000s (aaaaaah Gineki help) and ended on March 31, 2012 at midnight.
 * The MZH has two multiplexes: MZH One + Sports + News and MZH Two + Kids + Plus.

Cable and satellite

 * Your J:COMs are Cablevision, MRT and Azure. Vodafone has IPTV services. One is one of the two satellite operators. Your SKY PerfecTV! is ASAT.
 * Except that ASAT is actually owned by WOWOW Murakami.
 * I wonder what would happen if PerfecTV was bought out by WOWOW, would Hokusei have ASAT too?

Malit (on behalf of Gineki)
For ThomasKong62704's take, please check User blog:Thomas Kong62704/Television in my nations

KBC

 * TBG's big brother (kinda)

YBN

 * TK62704's favorite foreign channel (probably)
 * More Deiwanese contents like Mr. Player (from 2016-2017 onwards)

Hoi Yeung TV

 * ViuTV's cousin, due to YBN-like trash TV but more trash.

DTT

 * Uses Gonghei's numbering system and DTMB.