User blog:Vengatio1/Television in my nations

Television channels in the sextet of evil

Karistia Televisio

 * KTV Yksi is a combination between YLE1 and SVT1
 * "Aasi, Morso ja Mouro" it's created here, not in Voltrand for safety of all the Voltracian children
 * Fuel for your favourite creepypasta
 * Se, que te va a encantar.
 * Best TV Channel of Karistia for 5 consecutive years.
 * According to a survey of the network workers.

KLTV3

 * Rede Sigma in Karistia
 * WTF with a Karistian Sigma
 * Não sei o que estou fazendo com a minha empresa (Norberto Moutinho, Beial Ferst, 1982)
 * Three years later in Itainy:

Kungartelevisio Tärkein

 * Channel of your favourite Karistian references.
 * Your TV series is so bad, but does it have a reference to Karistia? Surely this channel will broadcast it.
 * EVT: So, you're like me? You buy foreign shows to not be relegated to cable?
 * It is the channel of the monarchy, but hardly anything happens about the royal family.
 * So why do they have that channel?
 * King Malienko V: Because if not, the conservatives would begin to speak pests of Karistia Televisio.

Televisión Nova Alacania

 * Typical South Atlansian public television
 * Manipulation of the information (check)
 * Political propaganda (check)
 * Long presidential messages (_)
 * Rencuesiana de Televisión: You lack populism, TNA.
 * TV Palésia: I know that feel, bro.
 * We want to be autonomous, like Hisqish public television.
 * Congress: HAHAHA. No.

Marrero Televisión

 * Imagine a channel that behaves as if it had been acquired by Albavisión, but it is not Albavisión.

Chacovisión

 * Pasapalabra and Come Dine with Me intensifies.
 * Crisis in New Alacania
 * CNN Britania stronks!

Cronos TV

 * In 2002, the most beautiful channel of all Gapia was launched.
 * Don't believe me? Okay, just watch and feel it.

Yeah

 * Underrated channel of New Alacania.
 * A little South Atlansian HBO... on FTA.
 * We are more irreverent than Cronos
 * Cronos: No, mister Yeah, nobody can be.

UNA TV

 * Now we are going to tell a little about UNA TV.
 * It was that, thanks for your attention.

Televisión Republicana

 * Mister Nedar Alonso intensifies.

La Estatal (ilegal transmission)

 * This is an Illegal Broadcast
 * of La Estatal from Dersbozny, but for Quemurilland and with its own programming
 * The rumor indicates that there are 5 people in a room trying to hang themselves from "La Estatal" with a poor internet connection.

Local channels

 * Wait. Are there local channels in Quranim?
 * Yes, but broadcast movies downloaded from sites of dubious reputation.

Organizaciones Mundo

 * There is no God up here.
 * Except me.
 * Sigma (1994): Canal 24, right? Of course I'm selling you "Tropicaliente". But why do you need my files?
 * Irrelevant question.
 * Sigma (1997): I like that you like my telenovelas. Now... Why copy me "Papa essa Palésia"
 * Hey, that song is jinx, because of it we lost 10-0 against Hokusei.
 * Sigma (20??): The Bom Dia Palésia template? Why so?

Grupo Antena

 * Mister Muksic, why buy Antena?
 * Because no one messes with Muksic.
 * OrgMundo: Come on! I only bought Mega in Talcia.
 * Antena before: Criticizes anything that the government does, even what I didn't do.
 * Antena now: MISTER CUELLAR FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gestora de Television F 25

 * TV Mundo
 * What if it A GOOD COMPETITOR?
 * Canal 25
 * Eric Andre: YEAH! HA HA HA!
 * Vradivan animation exists.
 * It's free real estate.
 * Vranime made by GTF25 exists.
 * Orgmundo: It's free real estate.

Universidad de Branton Television

 * Leave 70% of the programming to the students.
 * What could go wrong?

RCK Media Vradiva

 * Waiting for a green light to allow more URA imports on Vradivan TV.

Pazifikian Communications Advisory Board

 * ETB + TV4 + Transalic ethnicities = CPTV
 * ¡MATEMÁTICAS HIJO!, conmigo alegaras para los números no mienten, 2 - 2 es igual a 0 y te aseguro que se muy bien lo que digo.

The 3 (Canovy)

 * Low cost programs and Asikai formats working in Eurdecia. And the people wonder, but how?
 * Glory to the National Republican Party.
 * Or what they call it T H E P A R T Y.
 * The 3. Cacete em primeiro lugar. (TV Maresol, 2019)
 * Unlike its "real" counterpart, The Crazy Channel was not popular in Eurdecia... Or the rest of Gapia.
 * Also, unlike its "real" counterpart, the channel it's hypernationalist.
 * But broadcasting things of Anglosaw, URA, Xi'Ang, Hokusei, Hisqaida and Rialmany instead of local stuff. It's okay.
 * La 3: Wait, you broadcast things from URA? Pathetic.
 * The 3: I don't exactly opt for mainstream.

Pudu (Talcia and Beltania)

 * And when did I get this channel?

La 8 (Donovia)

 * Counterpart of "La 3 Centro"
 * Unlike The 3, La 8 is more progressive.
 * Dictador Valdivieso, se que esta muerto pero... ¡Chupeme la poll*This signal was blocked*

Mega (Talcia)

 * We are going to broadcast anime, so it is the worst that can happen.
 * Talcia 2014: Riots and the Moraga government blaming to anime.
 * Mega: WTF.

Nuove (Britania)

 * ¡SEÑOR HURTADO! ¡SIGA ASÍ! ¡DURO CON ESOS MANIFESTANTES!
 * Now a marathon of Overlord.

EI (South Matamah)

 * Wait, do I control this? Since when?
 * I think I was drunk when I accepted, if not, I can't explain.
 * Big Brother still airs there?