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Christopher Outscolds: Tonight on Eusloidian Follies, watch how the coronavirus outbreak affected television and how desperate EvisCN, SBSpree, Globendemol and even our own EPT are for ratings after the suspension of some of their shows.

Elizabeth Airscrews: President Peregrine Stewart and Prime Minister Doormat Lewis talk to their Hisqish and Jysanian counterparts Jorge Desaires and Jubilee Rodriguez about possible ways to get around the virus as they suggest to move to a place where the Sun never rises.

Christopher Outscolds: Let's see how our country's biggest stars are leading with quarantine and how long will they handle before they have a nervous breakdown.

Elizabeth Airscrews: And let's take a look at the typical conspiracy theories from alt-right movements, believing the covid-19 is a communist invention to overthrow people like the President of the United Republics, Howard Grump, or the President of Palesia, Jardel Baldossauro. Obviously, Deadpan Whitfeld is responsible for some of those theories.

Christopher Outscolds: Stay at home, stay safe, stay comfy, just don't make a mess at home.

Elizabeth Airscrews: This is Eusloidian Follies: Special Quarantine Edition.

(2020)