Talk:Kamiyama Encyclopedia/@comment-31524231-20170810213543

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Following many insistent desires on behalf of television viewer associations and anonymous viewers, the Murakamese National Broadcaster decided to suspend the second series of "Kamiyama Encyclopedia", which was intended to start today. This is a decision that reflects the will of most MZH viewers and should be accepted by the others, to whom, by the way, the Murakamese National Broadcaster has selected the program to replace "Kamiyama Encyclopedia".

The program we are going to watch is a TV classic: "Ressu". In order to commence the broadcast of the series, we will offer our viewers the rare episode zero, never before transmitted in Murakami.

Given the fact that this is episode zero, destined exclusively to be viewed by television network executives, the famous dog hadn't been selected yet, being replaced here by a cardboard box.

For this fact, to which MZH is not responsible, we apologize.

On the other hand, in our opinion, this situation doesn't take out some of the magic and pedagogy of the famous series that conquered so many hearts.

[Ressu intro]

Commander Yashima: Oh, my friends, whatever happened to whoever runs this television station? I was all happy because of the announcement of the suspension of this evil show, "Encyclopedia of Kamiyama", I was even more excited with the announcement of the rerun of one of my favorite shows from my youth, the figures I grew up with and taught me what really was life, Ressu the Dog, and suddenly, we get to see some cardboard boxes, that is, some cardboard boxes that are... uh... there was no need for that because the cardboard boxes... they don't do love. Does this mean that the box that changed the world wants to change the world to the boxes?

[later on in the episode]

Minna no sekkusu (Everybody's Sex)

Commander Yashima: Hang on a minute... "Everybody's Sex"?