User:DonaldoC1997

Basic info

 * Born: December 26th, 1997
 * Country: Portugal
 * Occupation: Student
 * Religion: Roman Catholic
 * Languages spoken: Portuguese (native), English (almost fluently), Spanish (intermediate) and French (intermediate)
 * Personality: friendly, creative, funny, nervous (sometimes) and short-tempered (occasionally)
 * Interests: films, television, literature, video games, politics, football (soccer) and memes
 * Dislikes: racism, xenophobia, homophobia, hypocrisy, idea thieves, short-tempered people and being intimidated/harassed
 * Favorite genres: action-adventure, fantasy, science fiction, thriller, crime, horror, comedy and animation
 * Favorite teams: Clube Desportivo Santa Clara/Sport Lisboa e Benfica/Portuguese national football team/Brazilian national football team

My countries

 * South Matamah: essentially my flagship country, mostly based on Portugal, although with some canon differences
 * Anglosaw: UK and the Republic of Ireland, united for life and with Protestants and Catholics still fighting each other
 * Palesia: Brazil, with the same problems as in real life, land of Baldonaro starting the apocalypse, sopa de macaco, TV Maresol, Salt Cover, Teclado lindinho 2009, etc.
 * Eusloida: fictional, part of Trapanand along with Hisqaida and the wonderful Jysania
 * Cenhasia: fictional, a Nordesian paradise in the middle of nowhere
 * New Eusland: New Zealand/Aotearoa, also known as Neurcasia Junior, with its own accint that Kaehia hates (it is believed that Lord of the Rings is nothing but a mere tourist brochure of New Eusland)
 * Surtaline: você quer fumar maconha? (shared administration with Gineki)
 * Liberdesia: South Africa (Am I a joke to you?) as apartheid intensifies (cues LBC News theme)
 * New Rhumb: fictional, essentially a less problematic Palesia Junior and also the proof that South Alscre exists (but there are no dinosaurs)
 * Lindongo, Olho Negro and Patrial: PIPINO, pandza and EVERYBODY IN PATRIAL KNOWS KUNG-FU!, respectively. (shared administration with Mavb98)

South Matamah

 * Donaldo's first and main country.
 * It was more powerful in the old canon and still is, although a bit less (thanks a lot, IMF).
 * Turner used to be headquartered here in the Geian days.
 * Rules about South Matamah:
 * No Azores (because Azorita).
 * 2x the population as Portugal.
 * Codfish.
 * Matamá Alcatifado bebe o vinho e canta o fado. ("do Sul" didn't fit in the metrics)
 * Ser Neogasdropista é ter na alma a chama imensa...
 * Lampiões de merda! - Portoclarense, Nacional, Lisenenses, Mariense and pretty much every other club.
 * MARIENSE CAMPEÃO QUANDO?
 * Tá calado, magrébsio! - Vitória de Dimarães
 * Auto and electronic industry STRONK! Chupa nazis!
 * Grupo Volkswagen dá muito eh o cu. DFA forever.
 * Dictatorship ended in 1944, but sorta behaved like one until 1974.
 * Television was too Eurdecian and sober until TN discovered the joys of telenovela in 1977.
 * Sigma then bought stocks at SRT.

Palesia

 * The name was from the former Geian canon and it was a bot at first in the Gapian canon. I eventually came into an agreement with Gineki and I took its ownership.
 * Rules about Palesia:
 * HUEHUEHUEHUE PS PS
 * Plim-plim!
 * HÃ HÃ (TV Maresol's parody)
 * Sigma lixo! - TelecordTV
 * Então vamos juntos nessa trilha, pois no ar tudo o que brilha, brilha aqui, tá na RECÓÓÓ
 * An international meme factory.
 * Pai de Família
 * O novo técnico do Flamênico é o Senhor Waldemar
 * Gil da Esfirra vs. Galerito
 * Boa noite, moça gostosa, dona desse monumental par de coxas.
 * Chola mais!
 * Plano infalível
 * Zrnati pakasi bternls Sterla!
 * tecraudio
 * 2 Girls 1 Cup
 * Ricardo Milos
 * Teclado lindinho 2009
 * Naquele pique, moleque!
 * MIM DÊ PAPAI
 * And of course, the evil South Atlânsia Memes (cópia não, comédia).
 * Cuck Atlânsia Memes
 * Also leader in cursed commercials (or comerciais feio).
 * PESADÃO!
 * PREÇO PEQUENININHO, IGUAL AO DO ARNALDO DA SEIKO. E Ó, FUNCIONA NON?
 * DOLLYNHO
 * Vamos todos juntos tomar Leite 101!
 * O arroz mais gostoso pra toda família qual é? Arroz 101!
 * The entire saga of Mearim Motos.
 * Patos Lbrificantes.
 * Frango, é love, love, a seis e noventa e nove
 * Laticínios Alscrelândia (Barriguinha Mole)
 * faliu
 * Agua sanitária é? IGUAL!
 * And, of course, Star's Chic.
 * There's an extra state in the center-west that isn't even in the real world (São Martins).
 * With Rede Litoral as its Sigma affiliate. That name has everything to trigger Sucrein
 * Varil still exists.
 * I wonder if Seu [Cabral] will be rebooted.
 * Da Palésia para Hókusei via バリウ・バリウ・ヴァリル
 * Ainda somos a pioneira, né? Descentralização é preciso!
 * CNN Palésia is older.
 * BALDONARO IS CREATING THE APOCALYPSE
 * Automaticamente vai dar beleza pura...

Liberdesia

 * The country had the most names out of his countries: Saint Liberty (2014-2015), Liberty (2015-2019) and Liberdesia (2019-now).
 * At first, it mixed South Africa with the main African Lusophone nations, but now it's just South Africa.
 * Rules about Liberdesia:
 * Am I a joke to you?
 * (dances to the LBC News theme song)
 * Many black people bloody regret voting the MNC.

Lindongo

 * It came from a decision I took with Gineki to split Liberdesia into two separate nations. The current Liberdesia is now just South Africa while Lindongo took the space of the former Porto novo, which was practically abandoned by its owner and became a mess.
 * Rules about Lindongo:
 * WE MUST DEFEND THE MPLL
 * PIPINO
 * Offshores
 * An island that is responsible for 80% of the oil exports the country has.

Patrial
UNDER CONSTRUCTION, LET HIM SPEAK
 * Hyper-Cape Verde.
 * Rules about Patrial:
 * Na nha juventude, tudo era banal

Favorite countries from the others (including bots)

 * Hisqaida (Gineki)
 * Latinolia (DonOnce)
 * Talcia (DonOnce)
 * Roterlaine (Gineki)
 * Itainy (Gineki)
 * Rialmany (unknown)
 * Alliancia (Lumogo)
 * United Republics (bot)
 * Cheyenne (Lumogo)
 * Neurcasia (Gineki)
 * Hokusei (was DonOnce and later Gineki, now just a bot)
 * South Yarea (bot)
 * Puerto Grande (NicoGR)
 * Gonghei and Neicao (both bots)

What I use

 * Windows 7 (using a Toshiba Satellite laptop)
 * Microsoft Office PowerPoint 2013
 * GIMP
 * Inkscape