User blog:The Testcardiologist/The Chiles of Gapia

This pandemic had left me in tears, especially since external factors led to the taking out of my YouTube channel (I'm doing everything to solve it, including sending three chainsaws to YouTube to fix their AI-infused system), but anyway, here I am talking about my pandemic existential thought, Chile. Because of Gapia I reignited my interest in Chile that started way way back in 2006, when I was 8, after accidentally discovering an SCT commercial break on YouTube (ah the days when it was lawless).

Contrary to popular belief ( cagada ), there are more Chilean users than Portuguese ones. Tip of my tongue, Portuguese users are just me, Donaldo and mavb98. One of them is a Gapian admin. Three users - that's the same amount as the Chilean admins - Gineki, DonOnce and Vengatio1. We also have NicoGR, SrMatiM7, Maurodx (Tupu) and Bicentenarioandre, seven Chilean users. And it's pretty obvious that the Chilean influence of the group has led to Gapia taking influences of Chile. Here we take a look at the numerous Chiles of Gapia.

Talcia
So let's start with the main country, Talcia, the Chile of Gapia, in Eurdecia. More than just a canonical homage, the country has become more distorted than the days of Geia (distorted in the geographical sense). They also say that Chile is the most European country in South America - I believe it's a perfect mirror of Portugal and Spain :D

Structurally the regions of Talcia are the same as Chile, with the main difference being the Atacama desert being in the Atlansias.

About 90% of Chile is in Gapia. We have, as far as I know:

Politics

 * Most, if not all, political parties

Culture

 * The same way Eurdecians make dub wars with the Atlansias, Talcia and Latinolia do the same on a smaller scale.
 * Talcia has its own dubbing industry.
 * Make it neutral, please. Less weas in the script.
 * Chilean terms like wea, po, culiao
 * I suspect they're widely used in Trapanand too?
 * Viñum del Mar canta y encanta...

Companies

 * All the banks in Chile?
 * Banco Estado Nacional
 * Banco de Talcia, el banco de Talcia.
 * This means Ifin operates here. If only Ifin operated in South Matamah...
 * Technically, it did before through its minority stake on BNI.
 * From personal memory, there's a Banco do Brasil office at Gare do Oriente in Lisbon aimed at Brazilian immigrants
 * Aplaplac, formerly an inside joke in Plan Z, later the producer of 31 Minutos.
 * Instituto Aplaplac
 * Lotería de Asterlania and, by extension, Kino 5.
 * marselo
 * Jumbo, Unimarc, Tottus...
 * Falabella, Talcia's El Corte Novés.
 * Ripley.
 * Tiendas Trendon.
 * Cencosud here is Cencotal. Because Sudeurdecia wouldn't make sense.
 * They do have lucrative operations in Beltnova, Hisqaida and Surodecia, though.

Media

 * Some newspapers.
 * Most radio stations.
 * ANATEL.
 * T(V)N, Canal 13 2, Mega and Talciavisión
 * UCQ, Gapia's UCV, is a regional channel, but the recent TV+ network is a recent thing, however it doesn't have nationwide coverage, relying on local affiliates.
 * On the other hand, Talcia being in Eurdecia, there are more free channels owned by the larger companies.
 * A handful of local TV channels
 * Jorge Castro de la Barra
 * Nucleo Vital
 * VTR obo

Puerto Grande
Technically a Uruguay to Cisplatina, but the owner is Chilean.
 * Canal Cinco used to have the Telecanal logo.

Surodecia
Not much to say about KJ's half as abandoned country, except that one of the former politicians was meant to mirror a Chilean one. That and the fact that another politician emulated Menem.

New Alacania
The Atacama desert is here, as well as some local radio and TV stations. On the other hand it's a mirror of modern Peru.

Donovia
Actually most of the good fictional TV networks from Chile are here (others are in Canovy). IIRC Donovia had an analog of Francisco Franco.
 * SCT = CDT
 * CDT's first logo = TVRproducciones 2006~2010
 * Chi TV = TeleDon
 * Telemás = Canal 6 (logo's the same) (defunct)
 * The channel shut down "in real life" in 2015, in Donovy it shut down as a result of the civil war. Here it was owned by Telefónica, a bit like Telefe was in Argentina.
 * elOcho = Antena (defunct)
 * Master (defunct)

Hisqaida
Hisqaida is to Gineki the same way Talcia is to DonOnce - a flagship country. What I know:
 * The political crisis in October 2019.
 * Therefore the constitutional referendum in Talcia was to determine the fate of the country in the Eurdecian Union.
 * 100% mapuche/Mapudungun peoples
 * Mapuches Millonarios
 * Andumi and calafate (I deduce so, because I haven't even googled) Those are fictional fruits, coño
 * Hang on, if Gineki managed to ghostwrite the history of Australian TV by copying the NTV2 (ABC TV Plus) and TBC Mix/Shake (10 Shake) formulas, is his next step bringing these fruits to life?
 * La Red, as Antena+
 * If so, then is Mentiras Verdaderas a show there?
 * The only good thing is that Antena+ isn't owned by el fantasma culiao
 * A few Chilean artists (according to the OTA Song Festival)
 * The War of the Transalic. Therefore Sucrein is located to the east.

Eusloida
Although there are a few Chilean influences here, English and French are the only official languages.
 * The Cisplatina to Hisqaida's Talcia
 * Gran Torre de Santiago
 * In fact, Santiago
 * Pani is a lot more cuica
 * Reminds me, is there a Eusloidian English-speaking Jorge Castro de la Barra in syndication?

Jysania
I deduce the country had tons of people who have Talcian ancestry in the past, hence there being a city called New Asterlania.
 * La regla dorada: los nombres talcianos no se traducen.
 * TV channels in Jysania follow the Chilean pattern of putting the afternoon news at 2pm and the evening news at 9pm.
 * You have Telesistema, using part of the current Fomecanal logo. And the best part is that there's no fantasma

Transania
Most of the Spanish-speaking countries in Transania were former Talcian colonies. WIP