Talk:DirecTV (United Republics)/@comment-424959-20170827053600/@comment-3004323-20171111192744

When waiting on the phone for your cable company, you get angry.

When you get angry, you get blown-off steam.

When you get blown-off steam, accidents happen.

When accidents happen, you get an eye patch.

When you get an eye patch, people think you are tough.

When people think you are tough, they want to see how tough.

And when people want to see how tough, you wake up in a roadside ditch.

Don't wake up in a roadside ditch.