User blog:The Testcardiologist/Signs that you're Kaehian

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

I hope other countries with their países fics will do the same.

Basic aspects

 * You seem to have Dolynesian ancestry.
 * Generally you would belong to a tribe but don't connect to it often.

Language

 * You speak the same English as Neurcasia.
 * New Euslandian English just sounds like a drunken Liberdesian to you.
 * You do realize that you don't share Neurcasia's slang on the other side.
 * "Shrimp on the barbie" is too stereotypical of Eurdecians and Atlansians, especially when you're dangerously close to Neurcasia.
 * You tend to avoid the shortform words they created like "barbie".
 * G'day? Nah, I'd rather say "goo'morning", "goor'afternoon" or "goor'evening".
 * Your definition of "down under" includes your Hispanic neighbors to the west and also Noega.
 * Chrissie? What's that? A girls' name? It's Christmas, Exmaz or whatever we call it
 * You still call cigarettes "cigs". That's the Anglosovic term.
 * Our "fair dinkum" is always "100% true"
 * We still say heaps coz Kiwis say that too
 * When it comes to including indigenous terms, you have two te reos.
 * You're a greeting schizo in either language.
 * In te reo Taha, it's tarofa rawa or tēnā koutou.
 * In te reo Māori, it's kia ora or tēnā koutou.
 * Tēnā koutou in Taha is Māori's kia ora and tēnā koutou.
 * Your tribal ancestry defines your first language.
 * In case of both parents being members of a tribe, English will be your second language.
 * Of course, there are more languages like Rotan (IRL Rotuman), Fijian, Hamitiangan (IRL Tongan), etc.
 * Your city might have an immersion school in that language or includes classes in that language.
 * Not everyone understands Taha, mind.

Life

 * Most of you live in cities.
 * Few are farmers.
 * The few that aren't farmers are tribesmen.

Memes

 * When you accidentally become the first English-speaking country to make a Talcian "doctor"'s theme song a meme and make a phony petition to make it a national anthem, Talcia and Hispanotransalia will sue you for damage.
 * Since you get some Māori programs imported from New Eusland, you can imitate the voices in the Te Māngai Pāho ad.
 * Is that Ben from Shorty saying "tautoko nā"?