Talk:Brussia/@comment-25825742-20190322044245

We don't like it hot and we sing "Novy God". Our letters are backwards, our cars: pretty small. Named Ivan, Natasha. We eat borscht and kasha. When we're feeling thirsty it's vodka for all! Brute force is own way in war. Tanks, nukes, galashnikov galore. One time our leader made noise with his shoe. Be orthodox and wear a hat. Play tennis but remember that. IN BISTERDAN BRUSSIA THE ANTHEM SINGS YOU!