Talk:DirecTV (United Republics)/@comment-424959-20170827053600/@comment-3004323-20171111192744

When waiting on the phone for your cable company, you get angry.

When you get angry, you must blow-off steam.

When you blow-off steam, accidents occur.

When accidents occur, you get an eye patch.

When you get an eye patch, people think you are tough.

When people think you are tough, they want to know how tough.

When people want to see how tough, you wake up in a roadside ditch.

Don't wake up in a roadside ditch.