Talk:Anglosaw/@comment-424959-20180222103852

"Hey, Xiang!", said Anglosaw. "Buy stuff from us!". "Nope, dude. We've already got everything!", said Xi'Ang. Anglosaw gets angered so much, they force the entire population of Xi ang to drink Opium, which actually worked. But then, the Chinese government declares Opium illegal and dumps box of Opium off into the sea. Anglosaw throws a hissy fit so much that they go into a war with Xi Ang. In the end, Anglosaw wins and Xi Ang opens up select cities, and gives 'em an island (Gonghei).