User blog:The Testcardiologist/Signs that you're Kaehian

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

I hope other countries with their países fics will do the same.

Basic aspects

 * You seem to have Dolynesian ancestry.
 * Generally you would belong to a tribe but don't connect to it often.

Language

 * You speak the same English as Neurcasia.
 * New Euslandian English just sounds like a drunken Liberdesian to you.
 * You do realize that you don't share Neurcasia's slang on the other side.
 * "Shrimp on the barbie" is too stereotypical of Eurdecians and Atlansians, especially when you're dangerously close to Neurcasia.
 * You tend to avoid the shortform words they created like "barbie".
 * G'day? Nah, I'd rather say "goo'morning", "goor'afternoon" or "goor'evening".
 * Your definition of "down under" includes your Hispanic neighbors to the west and also Noega.
 * Chrissie? What's that? A girls' name? It's Christmas, Exmaz or whatever we call it
 * You still call cigarettes "cigs". That's the Anglosovic term.
 * Our "fair dinkum" is always "100% true"
 * We still say heaps coz Kiwis say that too
 * When it comes to including indigenous terms, you have two te reos.
 * You're a greeting schizo in either language.
 * In te reo Taha, it's tarofa rawa or tēnā koutou.
 * In te reo Māori, it's kia ora or tēnā koutou.
 * Tēnā koutou in Taha is Māori's kia ora and tēnā koutou.
 * Your tribal ancestry defines your first language.
 * In case of both parents being members of a tribe, English will be your second language.
 * Of course, there are more languages like Rotan (IRL Rotuman), Fijian, Hamitiangan (IRL Tongan), etc.
 * Your city might have an immersion school in that language or includes classes in that language.
 * Not everyone understands Taha, mind.

Life

 * Most of you live in cities.
 * Few are farmers.
 * The few that aren't farmers are tribesmen.

Memes

 * When you accidentally become the first English-speaking country to make a Talcian "doctor"'s theme song a meme and make a phony petition to make it a national anthem, Talcia and Hispanotransalia will sue you for damage.
 * Since you get some Māori programs imported from New Eusland, you can imitate the voices in the Te Māngai Pāho ad.
 * Is that Ben from Shorty saying "tautoko nā"?
 * I told you it's Antonio Te Maioha, stop it, Ben Mitchell got the mullet like 5 years after TMP got that sting
 * Michael Bay directed that animation for TMP. Nah, joking.
 * You used to choreograph to the 2004-2016 KBC News theme.
 * You even made your own lyrics: "The news are starting now, THE NEWS ARE STARTING NOOOOOOOOOOW"

Film and television

 * Yes, folks, right here in our own backyard, our own piece of Hollywood. It's called Hopiwood.
 * Hopiwood refers more to low-budget film productions capable to beat Porto Novo's Deinmar's 2016 right down their arses.
 * Theatrical films made in Kaehia are as rare as theatrical films made in New Eusland that aren't filmed there and are technically Atlansian but filmed there and with local talents. DINKLEBERG