Talk:DirecTV (United Republics)/@comment-424959-20170827053600/@comment-3004323-20171111192744

When waiting on the phone for your cable company, you get angry

When you get angry, you must blow-off steam

When you blow off steam, an accident occurs

When you get an eye patch people think you are tough

When people think you are tough, they want to know how tough

When people want to see how tough, you wake up in a road-side ditch

Don't wake up in a roadside ditch.