User:NicoGR

Hello, my name is Nico, i'm from Chile and i'm owner of Puerto Grande, country of Gapia.

Puerto Grande

 * My flagship country, based mainly on Uruguay (but lesser like a rebel province of Cisplatina).
 * It suffered from a lack of identity until getting it's final form, basically because i was lazy to make a full-made country lore.
 * It has some things sightly based on Chile, principally on population, politics and media.
 * One of the countries with more femboys per capita on South Atlansia.
 * Birthplace of the stalker who attempted to murder Björk
 * Capybaras, capybaras and more capybaras.
 * This is the most watched program on Puertograndine television
 * Well, even the $2 coin has a capybara.
 * It has a never ending anthem...
 * ...and this one too.
 * In Neurcasia there are about 47 million kangaroos, and in Puerto Grande there are 20.193.015 inhabitants. If the kangaroos decide to invade Puerto Grande, each Puertograndine has to fight 3 kangaroos.
 * San Marcos concentrates a high quantity of population of the country, but less than Montevideo, where live 2 of the 3 living Uruguayans.
 * Costa del Este is most inspired at Greater Valparaíso area, but is still expensive like Punta del Este.
 * It has a lot a elements of the history of Uruguay, like the civil wars between liberals and conservatives, the rise and fall of the country economics at early 20th century, a fascist dictatorship on 30s and a political crisis and 50s and 60s.
 * The Revolutionary Forces Movement are the Tupamaros on this canon, even with the occupy of a radio station on a important football match.
 * Gabriel Pacheco became the first socialist president of the country, sadly he was overthrown on a coup d'état in 1972. (Long live the people's general!)
 * Humberto Ordóñez, general of the Puertograndine Army, led a 9-year dictatorship until January 1982. Finally he was arrested on 2008 and died on jail (top 10 Ordóñez best moments).
 * After the dictatorship, Puerto Grande has a lot of moments of crisis, impeachments, constituent assemblies, protests and the implementation of some neoliberal policies.
 * Eduardo Olázar triggered the most important economic crisis of the last three decades, although he did a based comment about Cisplatina
 * The [[Broad Front (Puerto Grande)|Broad Front] is ruling the country since 2006.]
 * And now, enjoy some campaign jingles!
 * ESTOY CONTIIIIGO JERIAAAAA Yep, Bachelet speaking with Rioplatense accent it's really cursed, but it would be even more cursed Pepe Mujica talking like Chilean.
 * Vaaaamos Jooooorge, ¡Jorge con la gente, vamos!
 * Para Puerto Grande, José... (press F to pay respects)
 * The east and west of Puerto Grande become the opposite poles of politics of the country.
 * San Marcos: This is a commune, we're communists.
 * The most leftist person on Santa Clara: ORDÓÑEZ DID NOTHING WRONG.
 * Let's go to the most important topic of this wiki, the media.
 * TPG is more inspired by TVN, leaving boring content to edu.pg
 * About Puertovisión, you don't suppose they're gonna start entertaining Puerto Grande with hits like Pasapalabra, Gran Hermano and Gran Hermano results show.
 * MIRÁ DE QUIEN TE BURLASTE
 * Canal Nueve is a member of one of the biggest conglomerates of Puerto Grande, it was founded by the conservative newspaper of the country and in 90s was bought by an awful Texican media holding.
 * Why it is a Televisa van parked outside my house?
 * UPG was the audience leader until early 2010, but it still have good ratings with some programs and coverages.
 * And now, let me watch Bendita TV.
 * And about Alfa TV, Canal 5 and the regional stations just i can say...
 * Well, about radio and newspapers... no one cares.
 * Cumbia, murga and El Cuarteto de Nos is the only we listen here.
 * The Puerto Grande entry on 2021 OTA Sound Contest had a clip idea that could perfectly be done by me.
 * Football is the most popular sport of Puerto Grande, like its real-life counterpart, but don't was succesful like it.
 * Anyways, we won a World Cup in 1946 against Palesia, and that is worth even more than winning 1000 championships.
 * A GRITO DE GOL PUERTO GRANDE SALE A LA CANCHA, A GRITO DE GOL YO TE QUIERO VER CAMPEÓN
 * Nielsman es Nieeeelsman...
 * Atlético Central and Universitario are the most popular football teams. However, in the Puertograndine football derby it is very rare to leave the stadium alive.
 * CON EL CARBONERO ME SIENTO BIEEEEEEN, CON LA FALOPA Y EL VINO TAMBIEEEEEEEEN