Talk:South Matamah/@comment-424959-20181107134255

So you think you can conquer the [Byzantine] Empire?

Yep, said the [Ottoman Turks]. Nice job, [Ottoman Turks]!

Whoops, you missed a spot.

Don't forget to ban Eurdecia from the Istian Spice Trade.

"What, that's bulls***!", said South Matamah, spiceless.

Well, I guess we'll have to find another way to Istia.